It had been whirlwind day, a tornado could have hit the middle of our office and it would have been tame when compared to the actions of my boss, Jim Dickens.
Mr. Dickens was a nice man, 40ish with a receding hairline. There were times when he was great to work with, but at other times...well, he was a bear. He had a Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde type of personality that made most people walk on eggs around him. One minute he'd be Mr. Nice Guy, while at others, Dr. Dumb Ass.
He made me wish I was working for my old boss, K. Linford Little. Now, Mr. Little was a gem to work with. Of course, I had been sleeping with him while working as his administrative assistant, which might have just a little bit to do with his demeanor toward me.
To clarify, I never actually did sleep with the married man. But I did, well, orally satisfy him at the drop of the hat. I even thought he'd leave his wife for me. It took a long time, several years in fact, to come to the realization that it was never to be, and after a while I couldn't handle that fact. Soon, I dropped him. After I left my job for another, I missed the companionship, the sensual encounters, the danger, but I swore I'd move on and never see him again.
That was the plan, anyway. In reality, we ultimately got back together. I wasn't on the marriage track anymore, and like the song goes, Girls Just Want To Have Fun. I had all kinds of fun with Mr. Little. He's just so damned sexual, a teenager dressed up in mature clothing.
But I digress. On this particular morning Mr. Dickens was scurrying around the floor like a chicken with his head cut off. He snapped at Julie, his financial analyst, and then barked so loud at Amber that she made a beeline to the ladies room for a good cry. It was only a matter of time before I'd do something to tick him off.
I decided to pre-empt the potential onslaught by heading into my boss' office and, well, flirt a little. Now, mind you, it hadn't been something I'd done in the past (with him) but I did know my legs drew his gaze from time to time. Luckily, on this day, I had worn thigh high stockings which, when I sat down and crossed my legs, rose up to show their lacy tops.
While I didn't want anything to happen, I did want to get Mr. Dickens' mind into a better, calmer, happier place.
It made me wish for the day's when I worked for Mr. Little. Once I got to know him, Linford was easy to understand. The man liked to have me clean his cock with my tongue, a task which I did very well! At least that's what he told me when I was on my knees under his desk or in the front seat of his car.
In any event Mr. Dickens growled when I knocked on his door.
"What do you want, can't you see I'm busy?" barked my current boss.
"Uh, Mr. Dickens, can I ask you some advice? I mean, some personal advice?" was my syrup like response, slipping onto the seat in front of his desk and crossing my legs. The move had the desired effect, as Mr. Dickens' eyes were drawn to my legs and the stocking tops. I thought they'd pop right out of their sockets.
"It's my boyfriend. He's, well, been pressuring me a lot, and it has made me a little lame-brained. I just wanted to apologize if I've been a little bit ditsy lately," I said, looking at the floor so he had a free view of my legs.
"Pressuring? About what?"
Duh, what did he think? Laundry soap?
"This is embarrassing, but it's about, well, you know, sex."
"Oh, I see," said my boss, brimming with empathy. "Well, you are very pretty and I understand why he'd feel that way about you. But you need to stand your ground. He should understand that."
Laughing inside, knowing I regularly satisfied my current beau, I demurely nodded my head and thanked him for his sound advice.
I left the wooden-paneled office and sat down at my desk, hoping Mr. Dickens would be in a better mood after our little discussion. I actually wondered if he'd masturbate while thinking of me that night, if not sooner. Yuck! I wondered how often he and the Mrs. bounced booty in their matrimonial bed, and whether they were adventurous or stuck with the good old "in and out, in and out" missionary position.
Work quickly got in the way of my daydreaming, as between the phones and e-mail the next hour went quickly. After finishing one call my phone rang again, and I was pleasantly surprised by the sexy voice of Mr. Little.