I am a retired man in my 60's, and I live in a suburban neighborhood of a small west-coast city. I live with my best friend Ralph. No, not what you think.
Ralph is my dog. He is a lab mix, about 60 pounds, and a real rascal.
I take Ralph on a walk twice a day to the Neighborhood Park, where dogs are allowed if they are on a leash, and well behaved. The park is full of people with their kids, and some other people with dogs.
I noticed a young woman there often with her little Terrier. She looked to be in her thirties, and she is very attractive. Her dog is cute, too.
I nodded a greeting her way several times and eventually she gave me a slight smile in return. I imagine she thought of me as "that old guy."
I have lived alone for years, ever since my last marriage broke up. I do not get a lot, as they say, and my sex life is pretty much Internet porn. There is no rejection with masturbation.
The woman with the Terrier had my attention, though. I wondered what her sex life was like. She was very nice looking, so I was sure she was hooked up.
I asked one of the older ladies in the Park about her. There is a gossip network around here that is amazing. I was told that she lives alone, and no one sees her except when she is out with her dog.
On one chance meeting, I introduced myself. "Hi, I'm Bob"
"I'm Janice" she answered.
Our dogs introduced themselves, with sniffing and tail wagging.
We had a little more small talk, about how we both live close to the Park, and we both walk our dogs here. After some awkward silence, we went on our separate way.
I really wanted to say a lot more, about how I would like to perform some biologically obscene acts on her. I could imagine the two of us in some of the scenes in the porn that I entertain myself with.
Porn distorts reality, I guess. I sometimes think I should just ask a woman for sex. I know men and women are different (duh) but if a reasonably attractive woman asked if she could suck my cock, I would say "Yes!"
If I asked a woman if I could lick her pussy, all hell would break loose. Most women would be offended, insulted, and call the Police. Why?
I guess I have become a dirty old man.
One day in the Park, I once again came face to face with the mystery woman. She was wearing her usual shorts and a tee-shirt type of top. My mind immediately started to undress her.
We both had our dogs on a leash, but that didn't stop Ralph. He tried to sniff the Terriers butt, and she snapped at him. It is a friendly gesture among dogs, but this little bitch acted like a female human, and almost bit Ralph.
I apologized, and said "He is fixed, but he doesn't act like it."
She understood, and said, "He is just being a dog."
That is when Ralph really became obnoxious. He put his nose right up into the woman's crotch, and took several deep sniffs! He had his nose buried in the crack of her vagina!
She backed away, and I jerked Ralph back with his leash.
Now I really apologized, and her face turned bright red.
I desperately wanted to say something, anything, to try to hook up with her. I didn't want to ask her out for a drink, or dinner, or a date of any kind.
But why couldn't I just say what was on my mind?
After a little more small talk, I thought, what the hell, just do it!
I said "He only did what I was wishing I could do."
I thought, OK, she would either scream, or slap me, or just walk away. She did the latter, and I thought, at least I would not be arrested.
I should have known better. A woman will just not accept an outright offer of sex from a virtual stranger.
Now all of my fantasies about her would have to end. I had screwed up a relationship long before it started.
Several days later I saw her on the other side of the Park with the Terrier, and when she saw me, she started walking straight towards me. I thought "Oh no, here it comes!"
When she got close enough to me, she asked me "Did you mean what you said?"
"What, when?" I said, acting like a fool.
"The other day, when your dog sniffed me"
What a wonderful surprise! I said, "Yes, I certainly did!"
She had a questioning look on her face, so I repeated it. "I most certainly did!"
She was silent, so I spoke up. I went directly to what I wanted to say, with no more suggestive comments. I got right to the point.
I said, "I would love it if you would just let me give you an orgasm orally."
"I would not ask for anything more, and I would not do anything you didn't want me to do."
She was still silent, so I continued "I would even leave all my clothes on if you want me too."
After a painfully long silence, she said, "OK."
I couldn't believe my ears! I didn't want to give her a chance to change her mind. I suggested that we go to my house, but she said she wanted to go home. Her house was only two blocks away, and we walked there with our dogs in tow.
There was more awkward silence as we walked, but I kept reminding myself, she did say "OK".
We arrived at her small, very neat ranch style house, and she let us in the front door, dogs and all. I learned that her Terrier's name was Lucy when Janice called her and put her in the back hall. Ralph went right in too, without being invited.
We stood face to face, a few feet apart. Janice looked down at the floor, and was even more nervous than I was. I stepped close to her, and put my arms around her, but she turned away when I tried to kiss her.
Still looking down, she took my hand and led me into her bedroom. Without a word, she took off her shorts and her panties, and sat on the edge of her bed. I stared to undress, but I remembered all of the promises I had made, and I left my underwear on.
I was glad I had a brightly colored pair of briefs on, and not some old-man underwear. I moved closer to her and just stood there, admiring her. She was beautiful, naked from the waist down.
I am not ashamed of how I look naked. Some of my friends say I look more like I am 50 than in my 60's. I still play tennis two or three times a week and I get lots of exercise walking my buddy Ralph.
I got on my knees in front of her, and I gently moved her legs apart. Her pussy was now in plain view, and it was perfect. She had a neat little patch of hair that she didn't trim or shave. It looked like she had a small pink flower between her legs.
I moved right in, and kissed her right on her vaginal lips. I gave her clit some flicks with the tip of my tongue, and she finally started to react. She lay back on the bed, and spread her legs up and out. I really went to work, and licked and kissed her pussy until she had a thunderous orgasm.
She was not vocal, which was fine with me. I don't like screamers. She thrashed and flailed around, and then she was quiet. I just kept my mouth on her pussy, not licking or moving in any way. After a few moments, I stood up.
She sat up on the edge of the bed again. I intended to live up to my promise, so I bent down to retrieve my pants. She reached out and took my arm, and said "Not yet". I was puzzled, so I just stood there in my underwear, looking at her.
My cock apparently didn't feel like it was part of the promise, and it was very hard. It was making a long, thick bulge in my briefs, and Janice was staring at it. She carefully, cautiously reached out and touched it.
She felt how hard my cock was, and said "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that to you." She carefully felt the entire length of my cock, and gently fondled my balls. "It doesn't seem fair."
I was still determined to live up to my agreement, but she surprised me. She put her hands in the waistband of my briefs, and pulled them down. My cock sprang forward, happy to be free. Without any fabric in the way, her elegant, feminine hands explored my cock and balls.
She tentatively kissed the head of my cock, and licked it. I could not wait any longer, and I pushed it into her mouth. She didn't seem to know what to do with it, so I cradled her face with both hands, and started to slide it in and out.
I was literally fucking her in the mouth, and it was wonderful! She didn't object, she just held still and let my cock slide in and out. She had her eyes closed, and she just put a little pressure on my cock with her lips.
I didn't last more than a minute or two, and I started to come. When the first spurt went into her mouth, her eyes opened up in surprise! She pulled back away from me, with my cock a few inches from her face. I continued to come, and it went all over her face and hair.
I stood there breathing hard, with a stringy gob of cum dangling from the head of my cock. There was a matching string dangling from the tip of her nose. She had a curious look on her face, as if she didn't know what to do with the mouthful of cum she had.