The day had been stressful. Work was exhausting, all he wanted was to have a nice dinner, sit in front of the TV and relax with a nice drink, maybe even a cigar. As he drove home, these thoughts raced through his mind, and he maybe drove a bit fast so he could start enjoying those things as soon as he got home.
As he pulled into his driveway, his heart sank, There on his porch stood his neighbor, Jenny. She was in her 20's, much younger than him, and was constantly asking for his help around her house. He normally didn't mind helping her, she was cute, and in his dreams he often saw himself in her bed. Not that he ever acted on it, because well, she was in her younger 20's and he in his late 40's, in fact, closing in fast on 50.
He climbed out of his car, and forced a smile for the cheerful young girl that greeted him.
"Oh, MR. H! I just couldn't wait for you to get home! Something dreadful is happening. I think there is a leak somewhere, you just have to come and take a look!"
"A leak?" Well, that was something that could not wait. "Yes, let's go take a look." Grabbing his tool box, he followed her to her house. She must have had some sort of really good job to afford the house, it wasn't in the richest neighborhood, but not cheap either.