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Blue Monday
A tap on my bedroom door drifted through the fog of my consciousness, followed by a soft voice asking,
"Hey, you 'wake?"
Before I knew what was happening, someone was crawling over me, toward the head of my bed. A litany of alarmed questions raced through my mind as sleep drained rapidly from my body.
Is it morning? What day is it? Where am I?
Then I felt body heat very close to my face, and my bedside light went on. I blinked my eyes open, and found myself inches from Calliope's charming bush, as she whipped off a large black t-shirt, muttering,
"Ah
know
you're awake now."
Her body gave a little shiver as I grabbed her soft, round ass with both hands, and pulled her as close to my face as I possibly could without touching her. I closed my eyes, inhaling and exhaling deeply several times; each of my warm breaths produced a soft moan. Calliope had an earthy, spicy scent, and an image of waking up on a dewy forest floor, after sleeping under the stars, flashed through my head.
Her labia—the same rich color as her nipples—were already glistening in anticipation, and I began covering them with random gentle kisses, increasing the pressure and length of each one, as her breath came more urgently, rising and falling.
Calliope yelped as I shoved her off my chest and rolled over, in a truly comical, ungainly motion, then (in quite a passable imitation of Mae West) she murmured,
"Oooh, go, Tiger, go!"
With two moistened fingers, I gently parted the beautiful, undulating folds. Calliope's breath grew more insistent, as I flicked the tip of my tongue into her, back and forth, ascending slowly through the delicate, dark pink petals. Her breathy sighs morphed into obscene snippets, spurring me on to work harder and faster. I complied, adding vulgar lapping and slurping noises to the chorus of sounds.
My efforts were rewarded by finding her engorged clitoris, standing out, determined to be noticed. I focused all of my attention on it, running the tip of my tongue all over it, nibbling it with my lips. After a few minutes, I gently wriggled one finger, then another, into that tight, now-somewhat-lubricated passage just beginning to reveal itself.
A little teasing, deeper exploration, led me to a place that seemed to be [her words] "unusually responsive." Stroking and massaging that spot, I quickly learned the variations of speed and pressure that drew the loudest moans. I began sucking her clit vigorously, as if it was a miniature penis. Her moans became libidinous directives to continue these ministrations, mixed with little, breathy sighs. Calliope's hips began to buck wildly, and when I finally used my teeth and tongue to apply a couple of gentle nips to her swollen clit, she screamed for real, her body shaking uncontrollably, and a torrent of effluvia drenched my face, hands, and everything else within range.
Abruptly pushing me away, she rolled onto her side, with her hands covering her face, sobbed a couple of times, and then she was very, very still.
After several minutes, I actually became a little worried, and asked,
"Are you...?"
She sat up, looked at me briefly, then closed her eyes, and pulled herself into a tight ball with her head resting on her knees, saying,
" 'Course Ah'm alright. How about you just hush up for one fuckin' minute and lemme relive that in mah head."
"OK, then."
And, after a minute or two, still curled up, Calliope lifted her head and looked at me again, wide-eyed. Then, she reached out her arms and said, quietly,
"C'mere you. Gimme a li'l hug and a kiss."
I did this, completely enveloping her soft little body in my arms, patting her gently, and very awkwardly, not knowing what else to do. Wriggling free of my arms, she took my face in both of her hands, and I saw her grin mischievously. As she pulled me closer, she purred,
"Oh don't you worry, Ah am so not done with you yet!"
Letting go of me, she rolled over and off the bed, and headed for the door, saying,
" 'Sa matter,
pussy
—I mean, cat—gotcha tongue?" then disappeared, still giggling at her own joke.
Callie and I slipped, perfectly naturally, back into being friends. Just friends. For several months, everything was the same as it had been before her surprise visit to my room. We'd cook and eat together occasionally, watch TV together occasionally, and go out for a beer together occasionally. It was nice.
*****
Tell Me I'm Not Dreaming, Pt. 1
About a week ago, you told me you had a surprise for me; then, an hour-ish before the doorbell rang, you said,
"Oh, hey babe, sorry I forgot to tell you—an old friend is in town, and she's stopping by in a bit."
"OK—we didn't really have any plans."
"It'll be fun."
"Might be nice to have dinner with someone new...? I should get cleaned up."
"Her kids are away visiting their father and their grandparents over the summer; I invited her to stay for a week."
"Aaah, so that's the surprise, right?"
"Not exactly..."
And now, SHE is standing at our door, and you say, "Well, are you going to show our guest in, babe?"
She smiles, blindingly, and I am unable to move, or even speak...
<< When you and I first met, she was already a "celebrity" in our fairly large state university community. So far out of my league in popularity, not to mention looks, that I literally didn't even think about her, even though I knew you were friends. I saw the two of you together a few times on campus, but I don't remember ever meeting her. That is, until we were introduced at that legendary [in my mind, anyway] photo shoot in which you invited me to participate. In reality, it was an absurdly contrived, pretentious, art-school kind of happening, but I felt cool to be included. >>
Reaching around me, you grab her hand, pull her inside, greeting her with a bright, "Darling!" (Your other hand just happens to graze my crotch, as the two of you pass me, breaking the spell.) In the foyer, I see you do a hilariously exaggerated—and obviously practiced—air-kiss, then fall out laughing, and head on into the house, still giggling. I retrieve her two heavy, and very-expensive-looking, suitcases, heft them up the stairs, and deposit them in the guest room.
As I trot back down the stairs, I hear you exclaim from our living room,
"Girl, lemme take a look at you!"
"I was just about to say the same."
You both laugh warmly (and, it sounds, a bit conspiratorially), and I hear you summoning me, with a breezy,
"Hey babe, kick off your shoes and come join us in here!"
As I enter, I immediately notice that one of the Eames chairs which ordinarily graces the small café table by the window (our favorite crossword-puzzling spot), has been pulled part-way into the room. This disorganization is
not
normal. You've obviously started to show off our house, as you love to do, and I join you, trying to figure out what you have in mind. She smiles at me again, and says, warmly,
"Hi! It's been ages—you look great!"