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Cruisin Boozin And Susan

Cruisin Boozin And Susan

by shamelessly_shameful
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(Readers, this is a fictional story, inspired by IRL events. The description of the cruise ship and the elements of it (except for one) are accurate as I recall them. Some, but not all, of the character's conversations and actions are inspired by actual past experiences. Please forgive the slow build... I hope you find it worth it at the end. This may or may not become a multi-part story. Thanks in advance for your time to read, to submit your ratings, and offer your feedback!)

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So, I'm about to take my first cruise.

My wife of 29 years, Amanda, died of cancer a little over three years ago.

Her last words to me were "Phil, keep living a full life. It's what you're *supposed* to do. I know I'll see you again someday. You can tell me all about it then."

And then she went to sleep. She died quietly about an hour later.

Amanda and I loved to travel. We went all over the U.S., and the world. She just hated the idea of being "stuck on a boat." So we never went on a cruise.

Earlier this year I won a cruise as part of an industry contest. The top five performers nationwide earned a four-day cruise on Royal Caribbean's "Oasis of the Seas."

My two daughters are delighted. They are experienced cruisers; they just could never convince their mother to go along.

My girls are also urging me to get back into a relationship... my oldest daughter, Paige, especially.

"Daddy, you're still young," Paige lectures me between holes during our weekly golf match at our local club.

"I know you still miss Mom. We all do.

"But you're only fifty-seven. You're in shape. You're taking care of yourself.

"You're attractive. You're funny as hell."

Paige stops the cart, retrieves her bag, and strides to her tee box.

Paige sets a tee and places her ball on it.

"Remember when you and mom met?" Paige continues. "You weren't looking for her and she wasn't looking for you.

"But you ended up in the same place at the same time... for some crazy reason. It was like it was just *supposed* to happen."

Paige selects her club and adjusts her stance. Then she looks over at me.

"You have to be open for that opportunity again, Daddy. That's how I met Bobby. That's how Mandy met Steven.

"Mom wanted you to live your live to the fullest. She told you that."

Paige re-adjusts her stance and glares at the ball.

"I know that she meant for you to be open to another relationship... because she told *me* that.

Paige looks up from the ball, and directly at me.

"Mandy and I can't do this for you, Daddy, even if we wanted to."

Paige swings at the ball and sails it straight into a sand trap on the right side of the fairway.

"Fuck!" Paige exclaims. "Fuck, fuck, FUCK!!" Then she glares at me.

"THAT one is on you, Daddy," she mutters.

Paige's lecture delivered, we finish the round. Which she wins... as usual.

It's taken me months to get up the nerve to travel alone. Then, when I pick the date, it conflicts with school and soccer and gymnastics and all the things cluttering up my daughter's kids' lives. We finally give up and decided that a family vacation isn't in the cards.

So, I'm going by myself. And here I am... on embarkation day.

The girls have loaded me down with long lists of "do thisses" and "don't do that's." So I feel adequately prepared. Maybe.

It's still my first time traveling alone, for a reason other than business.

I'm standing at the check-in desk alongside a woman in the line next to mine.

My first glance in her direction immediately demands a double-take. She is a decidedly beautiful woman!

She is petite -- maybe five-foot-four -- and her body is perfectly proportioned to her frame.

She has shoulder-length graying hair, with a hint of blonde remaining. I would guess she's in her mid- to late-fifties, although I'm an awful judge of such things.

Her shoulders are square and allow an ample bosom to ride high on her chest. Her butt and calves lend strong credence to a woman who takes care of herself on the regular.

The skin on her face, neck, and arms (that I can see) is taut and smooth. She all but radiates vigor and vitality.

She has a sharp jawline that matches her short but not-to-thin nose. Proportionally sized lips present an almost perpetual grin.

Her eyes are a rich blue color and they twinkle wherever she looks. I notice that because she glances my way, catching me all but staring at her. And she smiles at me.

There's something about this woman. She just... resonates. She has a confidence and a power, even, like you'd find in an actress or a leading model, or even a top ten influencer on Instagram or TikTok.

She's with a younger woman who's absolutely gorgeous and a school-aged child who is unquestionably adorable. Good genes, I guess, if they're related.

I assume they're all traveling together.

Our respective desk attendants finish checking us in at almost the exact same time.

"The gangway is right beyond that 'this way to ships' sign," my attendant directs me.

As I grab my carry-on and head that direction, I'm aware that there are hugs and "goodbye, Gramma" and "love you" and "have a fabulous time" wishes coming from the trio the next line over.

I'm about ten steps toward my destination when I hear a voice coming from behind me.

"I have a theory," the voice cheerfully calls out, "that the first people you see when you're checking in on a cruise end up being people you see most often the whole trip."

I stop and turn and I'm greeted by the beaming smile of the woman who was in line beside me.

"Want to test out my theory?" she continues as she closes the gap between us.

"My name is Susan." And she extends her right hand toward me.

"Hi, Susan," I reply as I take her hand. It's warm and soft and particularly welcoming.

"I'm Phil. Nice to meet you."

I nod my head toward our destination.

"And I guess the best way to test your theory is right this way."

Then I do something that's unconventional for me. I shift my carry-on and extend my right arm in a manner that encourages this beautiful stranger to link hers in mine.

Susan gives a little laugh, rearranges her carry on gear, and slips her left arm through my right.

"Ooh, such a gentleman," Susan coos.

"Maybe I should keep an eye on you after we set sail!"

We both chuckle and continue toward the gangway.

It's hard to go anywhere these days when you're not presented with opportunities to spend extra money wherever you are.

Best example: Theme parks have a ride-specific gift shop at the exit to every attraction.

Cruise ships are no different, I discover; they have on-board photographers to take souvenir photos at almost every opportunity. They'll happily sell them to you before you leave the ship.

Just as Susan and I turn the corner to head to the gangway we're presented with several cheerful photographers with portable roll-up backgrounds of the ship and Caribbean destinations.

"Start off your cruise with a photo?" a lovely and vivacious young girl in a "Royal Caribbean Photo" polo shirt asks.

"Oh, we've just met," I reply, without thinking. "We're not traveling together."

"Oh, but let's get a picture anyway," Susan cajoles. "Something to remember you by, maybe."

Susan drops her bags and un-links her arm, but then takes my right hand in hers. I drop my carry-on and arrange myself so we're somewhat shoulder-to-shoulder.

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The photo-girl snaps three or four quick pictures. Then she lowers the camera and says "Stateroom?"

I'm immediately flummoxed. The desk clerk told me my stateroom number but didn't give me the little pocket sleeve like you get at a hotel check-in.

Susan sees the confusion on my face, and gently comes to my rescue.

"Eighty-two Eighty-eight," she says to the photographer, who dutifully enters the numbers into a display on the back of her camera.

Susan and I collect our bags and continue to move along the hallway to the ship's gangway.

"First cruise?" Susan asks with the slightest snark in her voice.

"Why," I ask with an attempted-matching snark level, "does it show?"

Susan laughs a delightful throaty laugh as we continue toward the gangway.

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Stepping onto a cruise ship is a little like getting on an airplane; there's the slightest gap between "here" and "there" where you can peek through and see the void beneath you.

But, once on the ship, it's an entirely different world. Spacious... opulent... festive. You feel like you're walking into a hotel in Miami... or Rio... or Vegas.

Members of the crew are everywhere, offering directions or providing other assistance.

Susan turns to me. "Since this is your first cruise," she says warmly, "do you have your dining and excursions all arranged?"

My face gives me away. I don't even need to say "Uhhhhh...", which I do anyway.

Susan laughs again and softly grabs my hand.

"Come on," she says, and we make our way to a small kiosk set up in the ship's promenade.

A pleasant and lovely young lady named Ellie greets us. Her name tag indicates her home is in Australia.

"Hi, Ellie," Susan says cheerfully. "My name is Susan and my friend here, Phil, is on his very first cruise.

"Could you help him get his dining and excursions arranged?"

"I'd be happy to," Ellie replies. Then to me, "G'day, Mister Phil! Welcome to the Oasis o' The Seas."

Susan pats my shoulder and says softly into my ear.

"See ya later, maybe? Sail away's at four.

"I like to watch from Deck Fifteen, forward, port side."

And with that, Susan peels away and drifts into the crowd of other passengers bustling their way through the promenade. My gaze lingers on Susan's ass as she saunters away.

For probably the next half-hour, I have Ellie's full attention.

She's like my own personal Aussie concierge-- an absolute wealth of the ship's information. I feel more prepared for what I'll be experiencing over the course of the cruise.

And I absolutely love her accent.

Several times, Ellie offers to be at my beck and call for information or assistance. I feel like I've made a new friend on the ship's crew, which I really appreciate.

At one point, Ellie asks why this is my first cruise.

"It's an achievement award from my company," I answer. "Five of us won the prize."

"Ooh, bangin' prize!" Ellie exclaims. "Are ya gonna catch up with the other mates at some point?"

"No plans that I know of," I reply. "We're from all over the country... er, America... so we don't really know each other... at least I don't.

"Besides, I think they've got spouses or partners or whatever. I'd just be a third wheel."

Ellie spots something on my reservation page. "Oh, your package includes The Key... very nice. And you've got an unlimited drinks package."

"Those are gifts from one of my daughters and her husband," I reply. "What's The Key about?"

"You get Wi-Fi on the ship," Ellie replies with a dazzling smile. "Priority seating at shows, preferred seating at specialty restaurants... perks like that."

I suddenly -- and surprisingly -- find myself thinking that if I could spend some time with Ellie on her day off, it'd be pretty good fun.

There's an unanticipated tingle inside my briefs.

And then Ellie unexpectedly changes the trajectory of my next four days.

I see her processing a thought as she studies her computer screen.

She looks up at me with a cheeky, wry smile.

"Look, I'm not supposed to do this, Mister Phil. But I like ya. You seem a good bloke.

"Your mate who brought you to me," Ellie continues. "Her name's... Susan, yeah?"

"Good memory!" I reply. "And... we're not really mates... er... friends. We just met in the check-in line."

"Well, she seems like a lovely lass," Ellie says with a grin. "Do you know her surname?"

"I don't," I say.

"Do you know her stateroom number?"

Now it's my turn to test my memory.

"Ummm... Eighty-Two Eighty-Eight?" I reply, not entirely sure.

"Let's see," Ellie says as she taps away at her keyboard.

After a few seconds, Ellie exclaims at her computer screen.

"Ah, there she is. Susan Bishop. She's from Kentucky... Louis-ville." Ellie says the first two syllables like you'd say the words "to us."

Whether she knows of the mispronounciation or not, Ellie looks up at me with an explanation.

"You know..." she says, "where they run the horse race. The Darby??"

"Ah," I reply with a smile. "I know of it."

Ellie charges on with her discovery: "And you're in Eighty-Two Ninety-Two. Same deck, same side of the ship... port side... just a couple of doors down.

"Let me check another thing," Ellie murmurs.

More tapping as Ellie clicks through different tabs on the ship's reservation system.

Then Ellie softly announces, "She's got a booking tonight at Giovanni's Table."

She glances up at me. "One of our better specialty restaurants... my favourite, actually. Up on Deck Eight, in Central Park." The last word comes out like "pahhhk."

"There's sidewalk dining if you want it. Very romantic.

"You've got The Key, after all."

I'm starting to realise that Ellie might be turning into my little Aussie matchmaker.

"Looks like there's an opening at Giovanni's the same time Susan's booked in."

Ellie looks up at me with a cheeky little crook in her eyebrow.

"You want me to...?" Ellie trails off, leaving the question hanging.

I grin at Ellie.

"That sounds brilliant," I say softly.

Two or three more clicks on her keyboard and Ellie announces, "There. You're all sorted."

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She steps around the kiosk and gives me a quick hug.

"Nice to meet ya, Mister Phil," Ellie says warmly. "See ya round the ship, I hope."

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When you arrive at a cruise ship terminal, you surrender everything but a carry-on bag to porters at the curb, then you go through the check-in and boarding process.

With thousands of guests arriving on board in the course of only a few hours, it takes a little time for the luggage and personal items to get back into one's possession.

My things show up in a gaggle of other luggage in the hall near my stateroom around two o'clock and I spend some time stowing clothes, toiletries, and such in the surprisingly-small spaces within the room.

Then, using the drink package my daughter provided, I find a beer and wander around the ship a little, getting acquainted with what is where.

It's almost four o'clock and I work my way up to Deck Fifteen in the front part of the ship.

On the Oasis, this deck is home to an area called the Solarium.

It's intended for guests over eighteen and it's a collaboration of deck chairs, hot tubs, and shallow pools, all surrounded by glass panels that look out into the ocean.

Peaceful, spa-like music plays continually.

There's also a bar and bistro so one could spend all day here if one wanted.

Susan said to meet her on the port side of the ship. Even with my limited nautical background I know that means the left side of the ship, as I'm facing the front -- the bow.

Sliding doors open from the elevator vestibule. I turn to the right and almost immediately see a petite woman with shoulder-length graying blond hair sitting at a small table along the outside bulkhead of the ship.

Her back is to me but I'm pretty sure it's Susan. I step far enough around to confirm and she looks up with a beaming smile.

"Awww," Susan coos, "... you found me!"

She stands and gives me a brief hug.

"Here... sit," Susan says, gesturing to an empty chair facing hers.

"Looks like we both found the bar," Susan comments as she raises her glass of white wine.

"Cheers," she bubbles as we clink glass to bottle.

"Cheers," I reply, and we both sip our beverages.

We've both changed out of our travel clothes. I have on shorts and a button-up Hawaiian shirt one of my girls bought me.

Susan is in a sleek one-piece coral-colored swimsuit with a white crocheted cover-up. Her hair is pulled back and a couple of clips hold it at the back of her head. A pair of sunglasses rest on her head.

"I think you're ready to start this cruise," I observe. "You look relaxed... and quite lovely, by the way."

"That's very sweet of you to say," Susan replies.

"And very observant as well. Yes... I am *definitely* ready for four days at sea!"

We spend the next few minutes making small talk about the ship, the staterooms, where we're from, and what not.

"So Phil," Susan begins, "you look very comfortable as well.

"Why is this your first cruise?"

I tell Susan an abbreviated story of Amanda's illness and death. I share with her that it's taken a little while to adjust to living alone, much less traveling alone.

I share that my daughters are all over me to break out of my solitary life and make some new friends.

Throughout my story, Susan's beautiful eyes have been riveted to mine. Her hands are folded softly over the base of her wine glass.

"So when I won this cruise in a company contest," I conclude, "both of my girls hoped I would meet someone nice on the ship to spend some time with.

"And look... it seems that I have!"

Susan smiles and laughs softly, dropping her eyes to the wine glass before returning them to me.

"Phil," Susan says softly and sincerely. "I'm very sorry about your loss of Amanda. It's obvious you spent many happy years together.

"And it's a blessing your girls are taking care of you."

And then she gives me a beautiful smile.

"And I'm delighted that we've met as well!"

It's time for both of us to sip our beverage. We do, and then I say:

"So why are *you* traveling on this ship all by yourself?"

Susan laughs softly and takes another sip of her wine.

"Well, I have a spouse story as well, but the more immediate answer is that my best friend who was supposed to travel with me came down with Covid two days ago.

"Good thing she bought travel insurance!"

"I guess so," I reply, taking a sip of my beer.

"My daughters were pissed that I invited Autumn on this cruise, anyway," Susan continues.

"They want me to travel alone so maybe I, too, might find a companion... a new friend.

"I cruise about twice a year. Both girls are travel agents and so their perks pay for the stateroom. I pay for upgrades, internet... things like that."

"That sounds like a pretty fancy way to find companionship," I offer. "Has it worked?"

"Not yet," Susan says with a wink. And then with a low-ish growl, "but the day is young."

"And the week is early!" I conclude.

We laugh and sip our drinks.

"So, what's your spouse story?" I inquire of my beautiful table-mate.

Susan sighs quietly and smiles softly at me.

I think for just a second that it's a question I maybe shouldn't have asked.

"His name was Alan," Susan begins. "Like you, we were married twenty-nine years, and like you, we have two kids.

"Both girls, like you."

Susan looks down at her hands, still holding her wine glass. She pauses, takes a deep breath, and then begins again.

"For my fiftieth birthday, Alan took me to dinner at a fancy restaurant near where we live."

Then Susan raises her gaze at some unspecific thing off to her left in the distance.

"And at dessert, he told me," and she pauses, "... that he was gay.

"And that he had been having an illicit affair with his male lover for several years."

She returns her eyes to mine.

"And then he handed me an envelope full of divorce papers."

She gives me a weak smile.

"Helluva a birthday surprise, wasn't it?"

It's a shocking story. Made more so in the cavalier way Susan relays it to me.

"Wow," I begin. "Susan... I... I don't know what to say..."

Susan laughs and pats my hand as she picks up her wine.

"There's probably nothing that I haven't already said," Susan says with confidence.

"And, probably, loudly, too."" And she raises her wine glass. "And probably with plenty of this!"

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