As I lay there in my bed, my wife slept in hers. She continued to mumble as she slept. I heard parts of what she was saying. Each word on its own made no sense. But put them together and something about what she said did.
Shirl said, "Paul... mum... sucking... pussy... yes... Yes!" A little later I heard her moan, "Mandy... and... umm... Mandy... Bud... fucking!
And still a few minutes later I heard her say, "See... fucking... and... sharing... men."
And finally as she talked I heard her say in a sort of hypnotic voice, "Bud... yes... Mandy... fucking... yes... husbands... nice... more... ass.
Jesus I said almost lout loud. If you put them all together she knows about the other night! How the hell was that possible? And if she knew why didn't he say something?
I said, "What Shirl?" She moaned, "Mandy... fucking." That was it!
I moved closer and asked again, "What did you say?" She grunted. I asked louder, "What about Mandy?"
Shirl rolled over facing me now and said, "What about Mandy? What do you mean Bud?"
I said, "You were talking in your sleep Shirl but at first I wasn't sure so I asked you what you said. What did you say?"
"How the hell do I know I was sleeping!" and she rolled back over facing away from me.
That did it now I would never get to sleep. I did but it was very late. The next morning was a workday and as usual she was up at 6AM and finished by 7AM. She woke me and I got ready. After dressing I came down to say good bye and off she went. Twenty minutes later so did I.
I wondered about what she said in her sleep almost all day. She always mumbled in her sleep for years. Usually it was something from work or the kids or the movie we saw or if she was upset by something. But she was talking about what sounded like the three-way I was involved in with my best friend Paul and his wife Mandy. How did she know? It had only happened a couple of days ago. I would try and find out tonight.
As I got home she was already in the kitchen working on dinner. I came in took a beer and sat down at the kitchen table. She didn't even acknowledge I was there until she had finished what she was doing. Then she came over and kissed me and said, "Hi. You just get in?"
I said, "Yes! DA! I could have been rapist and you wouldn't have known it. What were you doing that you miss me opening the refrigerator and popping a beer?"
She said, "It was important, I was over in the corner writing down a few things. We have to talk after dinner. I want to make sure I have all my notes and information together when we do."
I wondered immediately what was going on and what we were going to talk about. "What? Why not talk now? Why wait until after dinner?" I asked.
She said, "I don't want to wreck dinner and what we have to discuss might just do that. So you'll have to wait."
And I did! She ate slowly and we cleaned the table and did the dishes slowly and finally about 2 hours later she told me, "Let's go into the living room."
As I sat in my chair and Shirl in her chair she said, "I think you are spending to much time with Paul. Or, maybe it's Mandy you're spending the time with. Is it? Are you seeing Mandy or is she seeing you? Is Paul involved?"
I didn't say anything but I could feel the heat going up my neck and knew I was getting red. I said, "Mandy! What's wrong with you. Paul is one of my best friends, and you think I'm fooling around with his wife? You are sitting there saying I'm cheating on you and Mandy cheating on Paul? What's your problem?" Nice cover Bud if I do say so myself.
She wasn't moved at all. She looked at me and said, "Well I seemed to have hit a tender spot. Just look at you. Seems I might be more right than wrong. So, I'll say it again. Have you been fucking Mandy?"
I said, "That's so wrong I'm not even going to answer it with a comment. Just because you're not giving me any doesn't mean I'm bopping the neighbor."
She said, "Well it sure doesn't look that way. Your face is red and you can't sit still. You even look like your forehead is sweating a little. If you're not having sex with her you sure want to!!"
I smiled then and said, "Yea! I guess I do!" She just looked at me and I continued. "Married to you I think about having sex with every attractive woman I see. I'm horny all the time. You're such a cold fish I rather jerk off when you're like this!"
She said, "Like what? Like a wife who knows her husband is cheating on her."
I said, "Yes, God damn it! Yes! Especially when he's not. But since you asked me I'll tell you. Yes! I would love to fuck Mandy! In fact I would like to fuck most of the neighbors around here. I jerk off think about her or some other beautiful WARM woman. You sure as hell don't care about sex with me so why shouldn't I think about having sex with other women?"
She said, "Well I think it's not just thinking, I still think you're having real sex with her. I gave you one more chance to tell me the truth, don't forget that Bud. You had your chance."
I said, "Now what does that mean. Are you threatening me? And if so why? What do you plan to do?"
She said, "I'm not tell you. All I want to know is the truth. Have you fucked Mandy?"
I said, "And if I was fucking Mandy, what would you do?"
She said, "Get even. If you fuck her I should be able to fuck her husband or someone else." But if you're lying, than I'm going to fuck a dozen men."
I said, "Yea! Right! You won't fuck me for 2 months and now you telling me you're going out and fuck 12 strangers. You know it might just be worth it to see if you would actually do it. Your dried up pussy would maybe then be wet again. Go ahead fuck who ever you want and I'll fuck whoever I want. I sure as hell am tired of fight over sex with you. But be warned if I catch you I'm leaving you."
She said, "Oh you won't catch me, I'll be doing it while you're playing GOLF with Paul. That is if you're really playing golf and not banging his wife instead. But I won't leave you. That would be too easy for you! I'll just fuck 12 men for every time I catch you cheating on me. I think it will be much easier for me to find men to fuck me than it will be for you to locate women to fuck you. So my dear husband you have been warned!"
I didn't answer her. But I wondered if she was serious. "How do women know these things about us men?" I said to myself. "It had been once! I had fucked Mandy only once and she knew or at lease was pretty sure. I'll have to watch her and see what she's doing and be much more careful with my meetings with Mandy.
I stood up and left the room. She sat there watching me. Then she got up and walked into the kitchen with me. As I opened a beer she said, "Why are you doing it? Is it because we don't have sex as much as you want? Or is it to get back at me. Or maybe because she had a great body and is sexier than me? Or, maybe you just want some strange pussy. Why?"
She almost got me that time. I was just about to scream at her saying, "Because you're an ice cold hearted queen bitch who never actually loved me and who hates sex with me anyway. You had no love or emotions for me left inside her. I think I should have left you or you should have left me years ago."
But I didn't instead I told her, "If... and I do mean if... I was having sex with Mandy or any other woman for that matter it would be because I don't have a wife whom wants me to have sex with me. Yes, Shirl, you, a wife who makes love to her vibrator instead of her husband. Do you think I wouldn't want to make love to my wife than to go out and find a piece of ass to fuck? You have no idea the sadness you have made me feel over the years. We're married only on a piece of paper. You're no wife. Hell you're not even a real woman! You're more like a nasty roommate I'm stuck with. To me sex and emotional togetherness is one of the most, if not the most, important thing in a relationship. To you it's a bother, something you grant me every 3-6 months so I can't divorce you for mental cruelty! If it weren't for that, you wouldn't have sex with me at all. Oh hell! Why am I still talking? We have discussed this a 100 times over the years. You always agree when I say we should do it more but you don't really mean it. As far as I'm concerned you don't give a shit if we ever have sex again."
With that I chugged the rest of my beer and walked out of the room as she started saying, "You're wrong I do like sex! You're wrong... " Her voice faded as I went up stairs and turned on the shower.
As I stepped in I wondered if Paul and Mandy fought over just the reverse of what Shirl and I fought over. Was he fighting because she wanted more than he could give her? Did he yell at her when she told him she wanted another man to help him? I couldn't decide which was the worst of the two evils. Maybe I couldn't decide but right now as I slowly stroked my rising cock, I said, "I'll take more sex!"
I heard the door to the bathroom open and the lights go off. Then her voice filled the air as she said, "Bud, you walked out on me in the kitchen and I wanted to tell you that you're wrong, I do like sex. In fact I love sex. I'm just not an aggressive person, I can't ask for it or tell you I want it. I'm more of a sub type woman who has to be told what to do. You should know that by now."