Her words were a blur.
She loved her school no doubts there. She was enthusiastic, energetic. Especially her mouth. I've heard the terms and conditions of a car-lease deal on the radio spoken more slowly. As we walked through the quad and in and out of the various campus buildings, her guided tour went non-stop at what seemed like 200 words-per-minute.
She was also perky. Especially her torso. For some reason, on this sweltering, mid-July day, she chose a long-sleeved, button-up oxford-style shirt. While the cuffs were buttoned at her slender wrists, the top three buttons of the shirt were not, exposing a lot of her pale, unblemished chest and making it pretty obvious she wasn't wearing a bra.
We were all getting a bit of a sheen in the summer heat as we walked the quad, only to enter a building and feel the bracing chill of the over-cranked AC. The gross feeling of your sweat freezing to your body a small price to pay to enjoy witnessing our guide's deep-red nipples straining to poke through the thin, off-white fabric of her pin-striped top. The moisture giving the shirt more transparent properties than she maybe realized or wanted. But I was enjoying every minute of it.
This school was just one of many stops I was taking my daughter to this summer as she attempted to find the right university for her to attend after graduation. With her straight-As and high test scores and my wife's extraordinary salary, almost no school was out of bounds and with no parameters in her search, we hoped these tours would help her winnow the list into something manageable.
It had been a bit of a slogβso many of the campuses look the sameβbut now finally something on one of these tours for me. A cute, dishwater-blonde co-ed, inadvertently giving this middle-aged perv a bit of a show. While outside, my sunglasses allowed for me to be more overt in shifting my position in front of her in order to see as much as I could of her perfect breasts. They weren't large, but I could see no evidence of droop whatsoever. I had to concentrate to ensure I did not give myself an erection as I gazed.
Inside and without my sunglasses on, I had to be a bit more suave about my leering. Waiting for moments when her eye contact was with other students or pointing out various items in each room we visited in order to steal glances. Each time we went inside and escaped the heat, her nipples would also try to escape. In spite of the debilitating heat, I was getting charged up.
Her speed-talking was just white noise, a convenient distraction for my daughter so she wouldn't notice her dad ogling a potential peer. I wasn't listening to a word of it.
The tour ended and we sat in the waiting room of the admission office to await my daughter's interview. As she was called in to the office, I got up and walked around the corner to the drinking fountainβ and inadvertently bumped into our guide. The collision wasn't hard, but enough to knock us each back a bit.
"I'm so sorry," I offered.
"Pardon me. I never can seem to slow down," she replied collecting herself.
"You did cram a lot of information in on that tour. Have you always been a fast talker?"
"Yes, although I wish I wasn't," she explained. "I try to be conscientious about it, but then when I get into the talk, I forget and once I get going ..."
I think she kept on talking but admittedly her nipples were again making an appearance and again, I was losing focus on anything from her that wasn't below the neck.
"... I see I still have some of your attention."
"I'm sorry, what?"
"You don't have to apologize." The timbre of her voice changed from enthusiastic student to sultry, wonton mistress. "I liked it. You stealing glances at me during the tour."
"Perhaps I'd like to steal more than just a glance." Did I just say that? Am I flirting with a university co-ed? I certainly never did when I was a student.
She paused for a moment, then asked, "Where's your daughter?"
"In her interview."
"Huh. Are you handy with plumbing? There's an issue in the bathroom I'd like to show you ..."
Her voice trailed off as she casually walked back toward the water fountain and into the single-person, unisex bathroom. I attempted to be casual as I followed her in. As soon as I did, she all-but slammed the door shut behind me and locked it.
"We don't have much time until your daughter's done," she said purposefully while shimmying out of her shorts, "so you'll have to help me with my shirt."