Chapter 4
Measuring Up!
By DDDDave
"Big Tits, Big Dicks and Fantasy Fucking!"
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All characters are 18 or over.
Ms. Cropley's grip never changed as we moved into the bedroom. In her other hand she still had the tape measure that she had used to record my statistics.
"Well, honey, I've had my fun! That third leg of yours is amazing!" she gushed. "I've never heard of a dick even CLOSE to 17 inches! It's astounding!"
Even as she spoke she was bringing my dick back to full hard-on. Her hands knew exactly what to do. Not even Alexandra could have brought me back as quickly!
"How about turn about?" I asked.
"I've heard it's fair play," she chuckled as she handed me the tape. "I hope I'll measure up." Her smile indicated that she was sure that she would. I was sure too.
I reached to her hip and lowered that zipper. Her skirt was still too tight to come off. So as I pulled down on the hem of her skirt Ronnie hopped up and down. I had to be careful that those incredible breasts didn't pummel me as we worked. Her fabulously large boobs bounced and shook. Somehow we managed to get the skirt off without knocking me senseless or shredding her skin tight top!
As the skirt hit the floor Ronnie pulled me into her Brobdingnagian bust and gave me a scorching hot kiss.
Ms. Cropley pouted prettily as I reluctantly pulled free of her and knelt to measure her hips. I noticed that her pussy lips were quite visible, dripping with lust drops. Her pussy had all but swallowed the thong she was wearing! No doubt about it, she was one hot, sexy woman!
As I worked on measuring her hips and waist Ronnie was busy pulling off her top to reveal what I could only refer to as a bra. It was to other bras I had seen as Mr. Everest was to all the mountains in Florida! A completely different reality!
"Hips - Thirty eight," I announced. She had a tight ass and great legs. Particularly in the heels that she still had on.
"Twenty eight inch waist. And tight with muscle, too! You must work out!"
"I do. Do you know how hard sit-ups are with all this up top? I can't tell you how much my tits weigh, but it is an awful lot!"
She smiled proudly as she stroked herself. Reaching behind herself she unhooked her bra, freeing boobs larger than both Alexandra and her mother combined! Wider than her rib cage, they hung proudly in front of her. Their shadow made it difficult to read the tape measure.
"Now watch this," she announced. Pinching each nipple between thumb and forefinger she pulled outward away from her chest causing her tit tips to stretch out several inches. "Ohhhh, that feels so good, lover!"
I regained my feet and, snuggling close to her reached around her with both hands. Her hands played with my hair and her lips teased my neck as I began to pull the tape around the largest part of her bosom. It was amazing that as large, no, as HUGE as she was there wasn't that much sag to her breasts. Much wider than her rib cage, they also projected far, far in front of her.
I brought my hands around in front, keeping the tape taut as I did so. I had to step back a bit in order to complete the measurement and as I did so her hands returned to holding and stroking my dick.
I pulled my hands toward each other, the tape passing just below her nipples.
"If you get my nips hard, it'll increase the measurement," she whispered.
"But that wouldn't be fair," I objected.
"Ohhhh, you're so honest," she teased.
"Wait a minute!" I said.
"Why, what's the matter?" Her voice had a hint of humor as she spoke. She knew what the problem was.
"I can't get my hands to meet!" I pointed out. "This tape isn't long enough! Your tits are too big to be measured by this," I paused to double check, "this sixty inch tape. Your tits measure more than sixty inches!" My voice rose in disbelief. "Larger than the tape!"
"Well, you can still measure my rib cage." She pointed out while grasping and lifting her boobs up with both arms. Her smiling face almost disappeared from view as she pulled her immensities up and together. She was giggling as she waited for me to recover from my astonishment.
Following her suggestion I returned my hands to the middle of her back and measured just under the juncture of her breasts and her rib cage.
"Thirty Eight inches" I announced. The same as her hips.
"And add five inches, I wear a forty four inch band bra. You have to round up - bras only come in even numbers. And I measure a total of sixty five inches around. That means if I could buy a regular bra I'd need one in a Forty Four U! And no one makes a 44-U! I know, I've looked! So I get all my bras from specialty shops or on the internet."
I was goggle-eyed, watching as she pushed her boobs together in front of her. Her smugly smiling face vanished completely as she bent her neck and began to run her lips and tongue all over the top of her vast bosom and as deep into her cleavage as she could reach.