I sign the credit card slip, but I'm not ready to leave. My target is just finishing her desert. She has been there a long time and will want to visit the Ladies Room before leaving. Yes, she is getting up now.
Silently I count to fifty, then follow her. As expected, she has finished her business and is leaning into the mirror, touching up her makeup. She must be pushing 70, and although she has a good figure, the years show. I check her outβmedium height, very slender, small breasts, died blonde hair, generous mouth, nice eyes. In her prime I'll bet she was a real beauty.
"Lovely, the way they've done the lighting in here," I say, standing next to her.
"Yes it is. If only my skin looked as good out there as it does in here."
I laughed. "I know what you mean. But you don't have to worry. I hope I can age as well as you."
She looks me over. I am twenty-nine, five-six, one-twenty, and if I do say so, well put together. My waist is slim, my breasts are large and firm, and my rear is round and volleyball tight. I work to keep it that way.
"Oh dear," she says with a sigh, "I was like you a long time ago. If only there were a magic pill."
For the last hour I have observed her dining with her attractive husband. It's my job. I was blessed with a sultry kind of beauty, and I have discovered a way to use it to make other people happy, doing what I like best, and making a good living in the process.
Don't get me wrong. I'm not a prostitute. Not by my definition. A prostitute lets men dominate her and use her body in return for money. I don't take money for sex, at least not directly. And I'm not a marriage-wrecker, a woman who seduces husbands to become a well-compensated mistress.
No, I have discovered a much more beneficial way to use my beauty and sexuality. My job is to seek out wealthy older women who truly love their husbands and help them show their love. I think of myself as a kind of marriage consultant.
"We all have to take life as it comes," I say, turning towards her. "You seem to have done it well. I am here dining alone, and you have been enjoying the attentions of a man who obviously adores you. I've been watching. You two never stopped talking."
The woman looks at me appreciatively. "I hope you don't mind me speaking to you like this," I say.
She smiles. "Oh no, and you're right. I'm a lucky lady, married to a wonderful man for over forty years. There's nothing we don't talk about."
"I so admire women like you," I say sincerely. "In fact I've started a business based on serving older, happily married women. Well, it's been nice speaking with you."
I start toward the door. If this lady is a good prospect, she will be dying to know about my business. Otherwise, she is the wrong type, and no sales pitch will work. What I am selling is more than a little unconventional, and my customers must be curious and open-minded.
Sure enough, she calls out. "Wait. You must tell me. What is it you do?"
I give her a big smile. "It's very simple. I help women give their men presents that demonstrate their love. Here's my card. Call me if you are interested."
Quickly I exit the room and leave the restaurant. I don't want her to feel any pressure. It's bad enough that she may suspect I followed her into the restroom. If she is the right type, she will call.
Her husband's eyes track me as I go. Another good sign. He's not afraid to stare at a pretty girl when his wife is not watching. When I'm out prospecting I always dress fashionably, but sexily, with high heels and short dresses that show off my exceptional legs. Out of the corner of my eye I see him fighting to tear his eyes away as his wife approaches.
Everything is going as planned. I have a hit rate of better than fifty percent. But then I am very particular about qualifying potential customers. The couple must seem close, be over sixty, expensively dressed and refined in appearance, and the man must be reasonably attractive. I now have five of them paying me a retainer of a thousand a month. I want five more.
**
The next morning I am sipping coffee on my balcony when my phone chimes.
"Hello."
"Hello. Is this Daphne?"
I recognize her voice. Bingo.
"Yes, this is Daphne."
"Hi. Uh, I'm the woman you met last night at the CafΓ© Roma. My name is Claire."
"Why hello Claire. I'm so happy to hear from you."
"Well, I was intrigued by your card. You invited me to call you, and here I am."
"I'm so glad you called. You are probably wondering what exactly I do."
"Your card certainly makes one curious. All it says is,
Daphne, Gift Consultant
."
"If you will meet me for lunch, I can explain."
**
Three hours later we are seated in a booth at a popular downtown restaurant. Claire is wearing a dark suit with a white blouse and pearls. Very elegant, very conservative. Her eyes radiate intelligence. She is alert, lively, and obviously very interested. I will soon learn how open-minded she is.
I am wearing a short skirt and sweater, a tight sweater. Underneath I have on my best push-up, and my breasts are standing out like grapefruit. I want her to see the effect I have on the men in the restaurant. They probably think I am her out-of-control daughter.
We make small talk and both ordered salads. Our male waiter leaves, giving me a final once over. Men are so predictable.
"Now, tell me," she says expectantly. "What is a gift consultant who helps older women show their love for their husbands?"
"It's hard buying gifts for your husband, right? If he wants something, he buys it himself."
"Yes, that's true," she replies, cocking her head, waiting to see where I'm going with this. "My husband's birthday is this week, and I am at a loss."
His birthday. What a fortunate coincidence. I press on. "He seems to have everything, but does he really. What is it that men always want, can't get enough of, no matter what their age?"
She smiles. "I had a feeling you were going in this direction. Sex seems always to be lurking in their heads, but age does temper it. It certainly has for me. I don't think my Tom misses it so much anymore."
"How do you know? Could that be wishful thinking? Wanting him to be like you and see sex as a pleasant memory?"
I have hit it hard, and she reacts angrily. "Hold on young lady. You have just met me. You know nothing about our sex life. You are presuming a lot."