"Hey there, 'Uncle' Alan, whatcha doing?"
I had been relaxing as I sat on my broken-down pier to the Kaneohe Bay. The waters were calm, the breeze gentle, and the sunshine warm, leaving me on the verge of drifting off. Without looking as to who was the source of the inquiry, I knew that it came from Melinda Camara.
I couldn't help but think back to that first-time months ago when this lovely part-Hawaiian young woman befriended me. I had been lazily fishing off my pier one day when she walked up and sat down next to me. I should have been taken aback at her sudden and unexpected appearance; yet, for some strange reason, I wasn't. Completely nonchalant and utterly charming, she told me right off to call her 'Mel.'
"Do you know what 'Melinda' means?" popped from her lovely lips. "Do you know it means 'honey sweetness?' Like yuck! Who wants to be something that's so syrupy sickening? Anyway, I often see you lounging around at this old pier as I walked to my aunt's home from the bus stop...yeah, she lives two streets down and three houses in...and so I decided to introduce myself. And you are?"
"Alan...Alan Chang. A pleasure to meet you."
"And I you, 'Uncle' Alan..."
"Please don't call me 'uncle'...I mean I know it is a courtesy title extended by younger people to their elders in Hawaii...but it makes me feel so damn fricking old...something I don't need to be reminded of."
"But you are 'old'...well, at least older than my twenty-five years, 'Uncle' Alan," was the quick retort that was playfully zinged back at me.
"Why bless your 'sweet' little heart, 'Melinda.' You are such a 'honey,'" I riposted back, and said to myself, 'TouchΓ©!' when I saw my target flinch at my comment.
"Okay, okay! I won't call you 'Uncle' if you don't call me 'Melinda.' Pinky swear?"
Gripping her extended little finger with mine, I solemnly swore, "'Pinky swear.' Whew, now that the ground rules are laid out and vows given, tell me about yourself, Mel."
"Okay, but you've got to do the same...okay? Let's see...you know my name and age already...hmmm...I am of Hawaiian, Portuguese, and Chinese ancestry with what I think may be a little white New England missionary blood sprinkled in there somewhere. While I grew up on the Big Island, I opted to attend, board at, and graduate from the Kamehameha Schools-Kapalama where we part-Hawaiians go, and I excelled in volleyball...but not much else. Anyway, the University of Hawaii at Hilo offered me an athletic scholarship which thrilled my folks since they would get to see me play.
"However, after completing my first two years of general studies, I didn't know where I was going academically ...or for that matter, with my life. So, I dropped out and moved back to Oahu. Being twenty-one at the time, footloose and fancy-free, I messed around and messed up. I was working as a waitress in Waikiki when the Covid pandemics struck and I got laid off when my restaurant was forced to close.
"I moved in with my aunt, went on unemployment until it was exhausted, and sold my car to cut back on expenses and to save some money. I am still trying to figure out what to do with my life and especially myself. Fortunately, I haven't hit rock bottom. Ha, but the way I think about it is that if I do, the only way to go is up. But 'nuff about me, tell me about yourself, Alan?"
I took a long moment to look at this inquisitive and yet candid young woman who was next to me. Mel was...attractive...with a caramel-tone to her, rich and inviting chocolate eyes, a cute button nose, inviting lips, and long dark brown hair. From what I could see, she had a unique blend of an athletic figure mixed with a certain sexual appeal. Taller than my five-six shortness by about two to three inches, Mel moved with a casual fluidity and unspoken sensuality.
"Well, I am fifty-five-year-old...yep three decades older than you...a full-blooded 'pake' (pronounced pa-keh which in the Hawaiian language means Chinese)...and a public high school graduate, unlike some pure- or at least partial-pure-blood private schooler. I then attended and graduated from the University of Hawaii at Manoa with a bachelor's degree and then a master's degree in business administration.
"However, I soon found I had a strong entrepreneurial streak that was aided by three natural talents. The first was the ability to size up a good investment. The second was being able to persuade others to join me or at least, back me with capital or influence. And lastly, I had a sense of timing -- knowing when to let an investment ride, when to go all-in, or when to call it quits.
"By the time I was forty-five, I had amassed a sizeable fortune, held significant shares in many of the island shopping malls, had acquired land resources, and was able to selectively fund new business ventures that showed promise. My revenue streams are 'sufficient' to allow me to buy the A-framed three-bedroom house behind us outright and to kick back and contemplate on what to do next."
"Wow," Mel gasped in utter surprise, "compared to you, I'm some lousy beggar who has nothing to show..."
"Mel Camara, don't sell yourself short! I know that we have just met but I see a definite 'promise' in you. Look, you said that you 'messed around and messed up.' That's something that I've never done. For me, it has always been the fricking straight and narrow...all business...no distractions...just make money and then make more. And yet, once I did, I found my life utterly empty and boring. I sit here many days like today just reflecting on where I went wrong...and what could I do to capture that which has eluded me so far."
"Then count your blessings, Alan, that Mel Camara dropped into your life today. Maybe... just maybe...we can help each other to find what we're looking for. The way I see it, we have nothing to lose and everything to gain. What do you say?
"Hmmm, would you like to do some barbecuing with me? I was planning to grill some hamburger patties...and you know that there are always eight buns to a pack...I made some potato salad earlier and planned to microwave some corn on the cob. I usually eat out on my patio and watch the sun go down while sipping on a beer. Are you open to a dinner invitation?"
"You are a sly dog, Alan Chang. Are you asking me out on a date within minutes of meeting me? Ooh, this girl had better watch herself...or more so you...before you sweep me off of my feet with your smooth moves. Never messed around, huh? Ha! Could have fooled me! Let me call my aunt to tell her that won't be home soon...and maybe not tonight."
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"God, Alan, your home is fantastic! I often wondered about it and its owner, and now I know. And munching burgers and sipping on a beer while lounging on your patio that overlooks the bay as the sun sets is unbelievable. Thank you...oh, thank you."
"Mel, if you keep that up my head is likely to explode from swelling with all your praise. If anything, I should be thanking you...for giving me such a treat as having a lovely cosmopolitan young woman over for dinner...albeit rather basic. You grace my life with your beautiful presence."
Before I knew it, Mel leaned over to pull my head to hers and kissed me affectionately on the cheeks. "All business and no pleasure...huh?...you sure are a devious 'pake' charmer. I assume by the way you asked me to have dinner that you're not attached and that some jealous girlfriend or pissed-off wife is going to show up at any moment. You aren't, are you?"
"How I wish I was," I admitted reluctantly as I was stunned at the unexpected change of topics. "But other than with you, I am quite a klutz...really inept....when it comes to the feminine gender. Now, I have to ask if you in return if you are attached to someone special...who would beat me to a pulp if he caught you here with me?"
"Alan," sighed Mel as she leaned back into her lounge chair to take a deep swig of her beer, "I want to make it clear that I'm not playing with your affections...nor am I some easy slut. I am just naturally affectionate with those whom I feel comfortable with...and even though we met just a couple of hours ago, I feel that way with you ...and like you.
"Currently I am unattached. I have not found that special person...guy or gal...yes, I am bisexual...who is willing to commit to the long run." With that, Mel openly disclosed her previous love (more like sex) life to me. "When I mentioned that I messed up, it was with people from both sides of the fence who were into using and abusing...and not to a committed and monogamous future together. I hope that my sexuality or my past don't bother you."
"Hey, give yourself a fricking break, Mel. At least you tried! I on the other hand have had a few...affairs...but...I soon discovered that they were more like 'business liaisons'...than romances...with women who wanted to get my business insight or access to my money. Believe me when I say that I know what it is to be 'used and abused.'"
"Jeez, they say that birds of the same feather flock together...and now I know what they mean. We are two of the same kind, aren't we? No wonder you drew me to you. I don't know where the hell we're going, Alan," commented Mel softly as she held my face to look me in the eyes, "but I'll be there with you...every step along the way." And with that, Mel kissed me lightly to seal her promise.