Some readers have remarked that my stories are incomplete. Many of my pieces, including the present story, are episodes, singular events in the lives of my characters.
A Birthday Present
by JoeRyan
"Happy birthday, darling. You have received a lot of presents, but one more will be arriving tomorrow at about ten PM."
"I guess that means it is going to be delivered. I wonder what it will be: a new set of golf clubs, a case of bitter orange marmalade, or a complete set of the Beethoven string quartets?".
"It's not a thing, it's a person. Clara Benson will come here, and she will allow you to have sex with her."
I'm Bill Swift, a guy who was in his early thirties when this story took place, and Doris was my wife of eight years. Where did she get that idea? I guess most married men think of fucking some other woman. Some men pursue it, and others don't. Put me in that latter category. Yes, I've admired my neighbor's lovely wife, but I can say that I've never lusted after her.
I then remembered that Doris had read a story in a magazine about a wife who had done the same thing. The wife had discovered her husband's collection of nude photographs, and she thought that allowing her husband to have sex with a not-terribly-attractive friend of hers would keep him from straying. But did that apply to us? We were both satisfied with our sex lives.
Another surprising thing is that I had never met Clara, or even seen a picture of her. All I knew about her was that she was a friend of my wife. Doris often had some of her female friends over for bridge, but never Clara.
When Doris announced the impending arrival of her friend, I was, at first, dumbfounded. There were so many things going on in my head. But as much as I hated to admit it, I found that I liked the idea. That was a bit of a surprise. Perhaps my idea of being the faithful husband was not entirely correct. At any rate, I did not discuss the situation with Doris. Thinking back, all I said was something inane, like, "Really? Do you want to do that?" Then perhaps I laughed, to lighten the air.
When Clara knocked on our door, Doris let her in and brought her to my room. The only thing Doris said was, "I'll leave the two of you alone now. Goodnight." I was never more uncomfortable. I took my visitor to the bedroom, and said, "Are you sure you want to do this?" She smiled, patted me on the cheek, and said, "Of course."
How could she be so blasΓ©?