Omni-orgasmic Becky discovers the wonders of a young hard big dick.
What happened in the Prologue:
Dr Matthew Connors is about to retire from his renowned urology practice when he gets a very interesting client. Jordan Marshall. His problem was a little more complicated and more interesting than any one of the ones Dr. Connors had ever seen before. One could say that Jordan's erectile problems stem from the way he ate an ice cream, meringue and raspberry dessert. However, that would be a gross of oversimplification. This is a story about Jordan's penis, a rhino horn, his incredible sex-life, a murder and Jordan's role in solving it.
What happened in Chapter 1
:
Jordan discovered that Jackie not only had soft womanly curves, but also had a very responsive and prominent clitoris. This turned out to be slightly problematic as Jordan was engaged to Barbara, a researcher working on a unique lie detector and she found Jackie's discarded panties on her desk.
What happened in Chapters 2-4:
Jordan is injected with an experimental lie detector by his (ex) fiancé. Pinocchio's nose grew when he lied. Jordon's cock grows when he fibs and it deflates when he tells the truth. While visiting his parents, Jordan's mother quizzes him about his (now ex) fiancé. Jordan tells lie after lie. Edith, the elderly house keeper gets the benefits of Jordon's Pinocchio-cock.
What happened in Chapter 5
:
Jordan makes a dinner date with his father. Once again his erection gets him in trouble. Edith, the housekeeper paddles his hairy bottom, while he thinks of his domineering mother. He takes Edith from behind.
Disclaimer: This is my first erotic story. It was written in 2000. Just got the guts to make it public now.
Chapter 6
April 17-18, 2000 Sunday+Monday 8
th
and 9
th
day with erectile malfunction
At eleven fifteen on Sunday morning Jordan had taken a second dose of Tylenol and Tums. Despite his best intentions and a plethora of pharmaceutical cocktails the only thing Jordan managed to do on Sunday was read through a few pages of company law and prepare for Monday night's computer science project.
On Monday he felt significantly better. He managed to attend all his classes, have some lunch, and find a quiet corner in the library where he wrote a synopsis for his company law class. Once done, Jordan felt brave enough to go home and clean up the mess in the apartment. It needed a good cleaning and a thorough airing to get rid of the stale alcohol and vomit smell. Jordan felt quite content as he went back to school for his last computer lab of the year. He enjoyed computer lab, it was a good mixture of learning how to use new programs, how to use linux/unix systems and learning how to program in Java. The only drawback to the lab was his partner, Becky Swanson. Becky was in her early thirties. However, this was only apparent at closer inspection. At a first glance one would assume that Becky was much older. She dressed very frumpily, not because she had a bad sense of fashion, but because Becky was afraid of her sexuality and she did not want to attract attention to herself. She was married and wanted to stay faithful to her husband. Tonight, she had on a long blue and white stripped skirt, pantyhose even though it was always fifteen degrees too warm in the lab, and a white shirt buttoned up all the way to her neck. As usual she was wearing a cloyingly sweet perfume. Becky tended to sweat a lot and Jordan assumed that the perfume was to disguise body odors that might arise from her copious perspiration. Her hair was long and lank and often looked as if it could use a wash. Her face could be considered pretty, with big green eyes and pouty wet lips. Somehow, however Becky never got it right. Often, she had on too much lipstick, which was smudged all over her face by the end of class.
Becky worked at the Boston branch of a Tennessee company that produced some sort of medical products. She had been transferred to Boston for three years and was doing her studying part-time. Becky had a very large voice and even when she was trying to be quiet she could be heard from one end of the lab to the other. She loved talking about her husband and everyone in the lab knew about her dear hubby's eating habits and flatulence problems.
"If it wasn't for Gasex I don't know how I could stay married to the man," Becky would confide to Jordan and the rest of the lab. Normally Jordan thought that he was very tolerant of Becky's loud voice and overpowering floral perfumes, but today he was dreading lab with Becky. From previous experience he knew that she had been brought up to be Southern polite, and that if she was going to talk about her husband for the first ninety minutes of the laboratory, then she would spend the next half an hour asking Jordan about Barbara. At the best of times it was a struggle to talk about Barbara for thirty minutes. Becky didn't seem to mind, she always asked him about Barbara and remembered everything he had told her. Of course, he couldn't remember anything about Becky's husband, not even his name. The only things he could recall about him were his flatulence problems and that Becky thought that he might be having an affair with their dog groomer back in Tennessee.
Becky seemed a little depressed today and her voice was not set at fog horn level. She told Jordon (and most of the people sitting around them) that her husband hadn't been home any of the nights Becky had called him back home in Tennessee, and when she finally reached him, her husband told her that they had a huge order and that everyone at the plant was working overtime. Becky, being suspicious, called an old friend who worked with her husband and by subtle questioning found out that no one had been working overtime in the last month. Jordan was very interested in what Becky considered a delicate approach, he presumed it must have been a bit like planning a sneak attack with a steam train. Jordan wasn't a bad guy and he felt sorry for Becky. He tried to say the right things and even gave her a hug. A mistake, squeezing Becky had released a couple of months of Garden Breeze and Orchid Mist into the air. A large percentage of the scented molecules were consequently adsorbed into Jordan's clothing and skin, leaving him smelling like an overripe florist. The hug had a very interesting effect, Becky kept quiet a while, and they both worked away at their computers. Just when Jordan thought he was home and dry Becky asked him.
"So how is Barbara doing?"
Jordan certainly wasn't going to tell Becky the truth - that Barbara had left because he been fucking her colleague's girlfriend. He didn't think Becky was in a forgiving mood, especially not when it came to unfaithful men. Also, Jordan didn't want the whole laboratory to know about his problems, so he told the truth and just omitted their breakup.
"She is perfectly fine. Working extremely hard as usual and has no free time for me."
"That's too bad. How was your dinner with her colleague on Friday? I remember you were going to help Barbara prepare an exotic dinner, squid for starters and a delicious dessert." Becky never forgot a thing he said. He looked at her trying to decide how he should answer her question. Becky was one of those people who always seemed to have a lot of spit in her mouth; tonight some of it was escaping out of the left corner of her mouth, smudging her lipstick in the process. Jordan found it very distracting and perhaps a tinsy bit sexy.
"The dinner went really well. Everybody enjoyed their food. Dylan is a very intense guy, the only time he relaxes is when he talks about his research or about science. He is going to work for Pfizer and had some interesting stories about the discovery of Viagra. Unfortunately, Barbara and Dylan had to go to the lab to work on some breakthrough before they could start their dessert," Jordan replied hoping that Becky would be satisfied and that he wouldn't have to elaborate anymore. He underestimated her curiosity and her memory.