Ah, the trials and tribulations of a sex-phone operator!
I've been away for a while trying new places and new things but in all that time I've never deserted the talent I have for my little career.
Something that has never changed with my male clients: Their obsession for women they cannot have.
But most of the "crush" calls are about a co-worker, or a female boss, some hot Mom or the wife's married best friend. The impossible "crush" always seems to be a smart, intelligent and confident woman. The successful unapproachable woman is irresistible to certain men (and so many of these men seem to be married.) Often I propose the fantasy of intervention describing a scenario in which the "crush" is persuaded.
Is impossible romance your passion?
I use the name "John" in this story. Melissa, Jessica, Jennifer, Amy are always popular: I use "Amy".
But you know who your crush is. Copy my little "script" then replace the names!
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John
Is that her getting out of the car?
She's at the door.
"Hello...Hi!
I'm Heather.
I'd bet anything: you are Amy!
John said you were stopping by after work and I'm so glad you did!"
Who am I?
I know you didn't expect to see anyone else but John tonight.
But I am a friend of John's.
I've heard so much about you from him, Amy.
Yes, yes! It's all good!
He has so many wonderful things he says about you
So I was in the area, he said you were coming over
and I just had to meet the woman who gets all of John's attention.
Yes.
I know he's married.
Yes, I know you are married, too, but it seems to me
You two are more than friends
After all: here you are meeting him.
It's OK!
Really!
It's so nice to finally meet you!
Yes, sure!
I can tell you why I'm here.
But first: come on in so you can see John and we can talk for a while.
Oh, my.
You were right, John.
She is just as pretty as you said she was!
I just love the professional look she has going:
so business-like.
It looks like you came right from work, Amy.
That black Pencil skirt, your button-down blouse, those sexy mid-heel pumps were a give-away.
You are one attractive woman!
Amy: I'm going to ask you something.
Your family won't miss you if you come home late tonight, will they?
A few hours maybe?
Sit down with us for a while?
Oh, honey, I know this whole thing: You, John with Me being here is a surprise.
But A little excitement in your life might be just the thing you need.
Can you sit down, sweetie?
Please?
Oh, John!
My goodness; I can see why you like her!
Look at the way she crosses those legs!
The way she holds herself: she seems so athletic.
She's proud and confident.
You both don't need to be so reserved around me.
Really.
John, show her you appreciate her.
Take her hand and squeeze it.
I just love watching this innocent connection you two have.
Sure, Amy, I can tell you my connection to John.
Why am I smiling?
Why did he ask me to be here?
I'm smiling because John and I talk a lot about you.
When he's in a certain mood, and because I understand how he's feeling,
we end up having personal conversations.
What do we talk about?
Ha-ha!
You are the reason he calls me, Amy.
It's OK for us to tell her that, John, we have to tell her.
She needs to know.
Does this surprise you, Amy?
Oh John, my goodness, look at her!
Amy you are staring at us both all wide-eyed and surprised!
Yes, we talk.
And all of our conversations are about the two of you.
Yes, Amy: you and John!
Oh, I know you two are only friends.
But there is much more to it Amy.
The way he describes you, the feelings for you he admits to me are very intimate
Amy, through John, I have gotten to know you so well!
I can tell you, believe it or not, you are getting more attention from the man next to you on that sofa
than you probably get from your husband!
You DO act a little differently around John, don't you Amy?
You two are having an emotional affair. I know one when I see one.
It's a little secret you keep all to yourself, isn't it Amy?
A secret no one else knows: because this little flirtation is so safe for you.
It makes you feel good.
But it's no secret to me.
John shares everything about you when we talk.
I can tell you this for certain:
You excite John like no other woman he knows.
You feel that connection when you're around him, don't you darlin'?
Oh look at you smile!
You sweet thing!
I have got to admit you two are so adorable trying to act like nothing is going on.
John once told me when the two of you flirt you call it "just having "fun".
And that has worked out so well, hasn't it? Your spouses don't suspect a thing.
And really: what's wrong with a little harmless "fun"?
All that flirting and hugging and those nice goodbye kisses
Makes for a lot of daydreaming, doesn't it?
Young and married: you are so smart and self-sufficient.
You hide yourself from other men, don't you?
All of those things about you make you irresistible.
John, give this girl a kiss hello.
Why not?
Oh John.
You can do better than that!
Look how great she looks!
You both enjoy each others company; its obvious to me.
Now really say hello.
Come on, Amy
John once told me you did it right in front of your husband!
And haven't you two kissed once or twice in front of John's wife?
Sure he told me that!
I know so much about you two.
And I also know: It's OK to have a little "fun" now and then.
He's told me how good you kiss.
Of course he has!
I'd like to see what he's talking about.
It's just us here.
It's just me. I'm not going to tell anybody.
Ooooo, there you go.
Mmmmm.
John, what do you think?
How much "fun" do you think Amy wants to have tonight?
Amy, maybe just a little bit of "fun" before you go home late?
I can see it in your expression.
You have no idea the sexual energy he spends thinking about you.
I want you to see for yourself what you've been missing all these years, Amy.
Right here...Right in front of us!
John, I don't think Amy is going anywhere.
She's not getting up. Are you girl?
Unzip and show us both your manhood.