I sat on the couch talking with my wife's best friend Allison about the events of the evening. She had no regrets, and neither did I, which surprised me.
My front door opened, and my wife walked into the house.
"Allison, what are you doing here?" She shrieked.
I patted Allison's leg and said, "I'll handle this, love."
I looked at my wife and said, "Well, Tiffany. Allison agreed with your idea that having sex with someone else will improve our sex life."
My wife smiled, but then her eyes widened in realization.
"No. Please, no."
I nodded and said, "You were right, Tiff. Allison opened my eyes to a whole new world. Of course, I'm going to bring that to our bedroom--to you."
A tear fell, and my wife started shaking.
"Tiff, now that Allison sucked me and swallowed my cum, you'll have to do it. Was that one of the new things you were going to improve our sex life with after you fucked Alan? Doesn't matter. I can totally see how it will improve our sex life. It felt amazing to cum in her mouth."
Tiffany sat on the couch, still crying.
"Do you know what else, Tiff? Apparently, there are other positions than missionary and women like them. Allison screamed to the stars when I pounded her doggie style. We're going to start doing that too. Jesus, I couldn't believe it, but our sex life really will improve now that you fucked Alan."
Tiffany squeaked, but couldn't form a coherent sentence. She finally realized the mistake she made when she told me, "Honey, we have to talk."