Windfall: the Wine-Dar Sea
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Windfall: the Wine-Dar Sea

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Windfall: The Wine-Dark Sea

Evan Ranvey shut and locked his front door. He toed his shoes off and left them neatly aligned on the runner, hung his jacket on the coatrack, set his briefcase on the side table, and... listened. The house was quiet. He knew Kirsti was home from checking her location on his iPhone. He listened again. No sound of life. Perhaps she had come home, left her phone, and gone out again.

He padded through to the kitchen and spotted his wife on the back deck sitting at a table, her back to him, her Chromebook open. He watched her for a long minute. She didn't move. Didn't tap a key, didn't put a finger to the touchpad. He could make out that she was looking at the front page of the Globe website.

He slid open the door. She still did not move. He pulled up a chair and sat down. She closed the cover of her laptop.

"Honey, what's wrong?"

Her eyes were red and puffy. Currently dry. "Nothing," she said.

"You've been crying," Evan prodded.

Kirsti made a 'nothing to it' motion with one hand. "Allergies."

He grabbed her Chromebook before she could react and opened the cover. She hadn't closed the tab.

"Christ," Evan said slowly. "Pirates in the Adriatic?" He read on for a moment before speaking again, his eyes still on the screen.

"Maybe he propositioned the wrong man's wife."

She stood up and walked into the house.

**********

Evan did not have a mental calendar. He remembered things, solid objects, files of 3-D renderings. He could picture in his head a sketch of a toy he had whipped up two years ago, but he could not now remember when he had found that book. He could of course go back to the first actions he had taken after finding the damn thing. Those actions would be timestamped somewhere. Just not in his memory.

He didn't even own a proper calendar. With horses or mountains or jet aircraft or any of the other beautiful glossy photographs his coworkers hung in their offices. He preferred to print out an unadorned grid from an online site. Days and a month. With big squares for the days to hold his tiny reminders. Pages held by a binder clip. Hung on the fabric near his computer.

He had not penciled into any square the day his marriage to Kirsti had been scraped into a small green plastic bag, tied, and thrown into a dogshit barrel.

So he could understandably not remember the day he went searching for a stamp. Who used stamps anymore? He had purchased a funny birthday card for his mother and wanted to post it before he forgot. It was Scooby-Doo, of course. She loved that clumsy imaginary doofus.

He thought he remembered that Kirsti had a box that had a sheet of stamps slipped in amongst some envelopes. Who used envelopes anymore?

It wasn't on her desk. He couldn't text her for the location -- she was at her spin class. It wasn't in the top drawer. Then he spied it tucked in the bookcase next to the window. He reached for the green box and froze, anger suddenly boiling in his guts.

On the shelf above was a book he had not seen in the house before this. Beyond The Blockchain. By Tomas Joyce. Evan plucked the book out and gripped it, thinking seriously about chucking it out the window and onto the lawn so he could fire up his lawnmower and make confetti.

Again, the calendar failed him. Nantucket had been in July, that much he recalled.

**********

Kirsti had roomed in college with Elizabeth, who grew up on Nantucket. You'd think that was a sweet deal, but it was only in certain ways. Elizabeth's father had been a fireman on the island, and her mother a teacher. They had retired and moved to North Carolina, leaving their modest house open for the use of their three children. It was a three-bedroom classic shingled one-story very near the beach, which meant that the family members were constantly offered huge sums for the property.

"They all want to level the place and build one of those futuristic monstrosities so the beautiful people can jet in and stay on the Island one week a year," Elizabeth had said the last time she visited them. "Hard for the old folks to keep turning down all that cash. You'd better go stay there soon. Mr. Roberson in the blue house as you turn in the lane has the keys."

Thus they had taken the ferry and found the nice man with the key and laid themselves out in the sun and schmeered on the sunscreen. Evan had somehow imagined a long stretch of deserted sand for some ungodly reason. In truth, there was a small resort and several ostentatious mansions within sight, and scattered umbrellas and beach towels. Not thickly occupied, but not deserted.

Evan noted with an ancient kind of visceral pride that he knew superficial that Kirsti was easily the most desirable woman within sight. She had worn an old red bikini she had been complaining was too old for a few seasons now, but she filled that thing out. Her long black hair in a ponytail and lips a coral red, his wife was worth second and third looks. He knelt to kiss her, careful of the lipstick, and rose.

"I'll go get the cooler," he said and walked up to the house. Once he got into the kitchen, the phone he had left there to charge rang. He picked it up. It was a plastics supplier calling from Uruguay about some parts Evan's company had asked for a quote on. Evan spent almost a half hour going over the quote as best he could from memory, then promised the fellow he would call back when he got back to the office where the specifications were, explaining that he was on vacation. The supplier apologized profusely and wished him a good day.

By the time Evan got back to where he had left Kirsti, she was gone. Her towel and bag were still there. He looked at the few swimmers and could not see her among them. Then his gaze ran along the beach toward where the resort and mansions were. There she was, talking to someone.

Evan set down the cooler and began walking toward them. As he drew nearer, he saw that the man his wife was talking to looked somewhat familiar. In addition, he noted that there were six other men, not at all dressed for the beach, standing in a perimeter around them. Then he saw the twisty wires going from collar up to ear. Security.

He pulled the guy's name up from memory finally. It was Tomas Joyce, the techbro who had become popularly famous after his crypto currency was released. That had been barely two years ago, and already the guy was worth some unimaginable number of billions.

It wasn't that Evan remembered best. What he remembered best was the picture of Joyce on the internet tech news sites and glossy and sharp on the cover of a few actual paper magazines. The man had an eminently punchable face. Arrogant, pale, robotic. His image teetered on the edge of the uncanny valley. With a face like that you'd need security. Evan hadn't been in a fight since second grade, but he would be willing to break his hand for the chance to smash it into Joyce's smug fucking smirk.

And here he was in the pasty flesh.

Evan would never have designed a toy that looked like Tomas Joyce unless it was designed to scare the crap out of a child, which Evan did not ever want to do.

Yeah, yeah, Evan had heard the gamut of ribbing his job elicited. Kirsti at least was an accountant. People understood that occupation, and respected it. Even if you thought being a number cruncher sounded boring, it was a service that people needed and would pay good money not to have to do it themselves.

Evan, though. Evan was a toy designer. Funny stuff. He had long given up trying to explain to anyone in the general public that his job involved computer-aided design and manufacture, marketing psychology, industrial espionage and counter-espionage, building and maintaining a network of anonymous peers on the dark web, etcetera etcetera. Nah, he made stuffed animals, he would say. And change the subject.

As he approached, Joyce shot him a toothy arrogant grin and walked away. His security team led and followed him, keeping Evan isolated.

"What the hell did he want?" Evan demanded.

"That was-"

"I know who that was. What did he want?"

Kirsti put her hand on his arm. "Can't I just have a chat with a stranger without you-"

Evan glared at the retreating figures. "People like him don't 'chat'. They always want something."

She dropped her hand.

**********

Kirsti was in an odd mood, he thought, as he set the table for lunch. Nervous, upset, expectant. Maybe it was too much Nantucket sun, he mused. He poured them both some wine and set out the sandwiches and salad they'd bought from a small shop in Sconset. He said, "I like this shop. We'll have to try their-"

"He wanted to pay me," his wife blurted out. They sat in silence for a moment. "He wanted to hire me for a weekend."

Evan's heartbeat pounded in his ears. He compressed his lips and tried to breath. They both knew he did not have to ask what it was he wanted to hire her for. He no doubt already had an accountant.

They sat in silence for a long time, Evan calming himself, Kirsti staring at her plate.

"A million dollars," she whispered.

**********

Evan gripped the book tightly. Could he tear it in half with his bare hands like the old phone book trick? He opened it. The arrogant asshole had signed it. To Kirsti. From Tomas.

There was a lot hidden between the scrawled black words.

He leafed through the pages. Nothing fell out, nothing was highlighted. No notes in the margins. No damning photographs. When he opened the book wide to see if there was anything on the inside end cover, the dust jacket bent out. He saw something written on the inside and took it off the book for a closer look.

It was a list. Ten long alphanumeric lines. Hexadecimal stripes black on the perfect white of the paper.

Evan carefully put the jacket back on and slid the book into its space.

He took a deep breath and let it slowly out.

**********

Several weeks after he discovered the book and after he had dealt with the connotations of the thing and had decided how to deal with the practical and necessary, he thought about how to do the big reveal. He had, he thought, successfully kept his anger locked down. He had monitored his performance as a happy husband and graded it an A.

He considered a direct confrontation, but he was bad at that sort of thing, so he just left his wife this joke written on a sheet of paper tucked carefully and unobtrusively between the dust jacket and the binding:

A son asked his father the difference between theory and reality.

The father said: Go ask your mother if she would sleep with a random stranger for five point six million dollars.

The son went and came back and said: She said that was a lot of money and yes, she would.

The father said: Son, in theory we are sitting on a fortune. In reality, your mother is a whore.

Evan knew Kirsti would not get the meaning of such a specific amount in the joke, but if she did, and she further examined the numbers on the hidden side of the cover, she would not immediately be the wiser. For one of the things he had dealt with was the jacket. He had gone to a bookstore, found a copy of the book and exchanged his wife's jacket for the new one. Then he had carefully forged a similar set of numbers and letters into the new jacket so that it was pretty similar to the old one.

But similar is the same as fuck you when you are talking about a cryptocurrency key. It either had to match exactly or it was worth as much as the ink on the page.

If Kirsti tried to convert the number into cash, she would be stymied. If the future owner of the dust jacket tried to convert the number into cash once and if they guessed that it was a key and guessed which coin it was a key for, they would also come up dry. Because Evan had already sucked all the flavor out of that lollipop.

**********

Joyce had implemented a cryptocurrency with a couple of novel features besides the usual anonymity and untraceability that had made it notorious as the driver of all manner of nefarious transactions. One of these novelties was the AIBE - the Artificial Intelligence Binding Escrow. Using Joyce's coin -- which he had named ZapCoin, person A could request a service or good from person B and deposit coins into escrow to be claimed when the service or goods were delivered. The novelty of the ZipCoin implementation was the AI trustee, which monitored specified information channels before the funds were released to B.

Say you wanted someone dead. You post the request on the ZapCoin Darkweb page. You get responses with quoted prices. You choose one and deposit the agreed upon sum into the ZipCoin escrow. You specify a time window for the deed and before the end of that window you cannot retract the funds. Neither could the funds be released to the contractor. You input into the AI trustee what facts needed to be confirmed by the AI trustee's extensive web spidering before the coins were released to the contractor.

When Evan read that chapter of the book, he grinned an evil grin and said "Zap!" quietly, though he was alone. His grin became a smile of anticipated satisfaction. Leopards were going to be eating some faces.

**********

After glancing one more time at the Globe site and closing her Chromebook, he followed his wife into the house. She had gone into her office and was sitting at her desk. When Evan entered, he caught her yanking her gaze away from the book.

"The Adriatic," he said without preamble, "is what Homer called a 'wine-dark sea'. Meaning that it was usually rough and the water dark. Full of pirates in his day. I would have thought that problem was under control."

She stared at him, not reacting.

"Seems odd for pirates, though, come to think of it. Pirates are in it for money. They board your ship and take your booty. These guys didn't even wave hello before they put rocket-propelled grenades into the yacht and then shot anyone who tried to abandon ship."

Her expression changed. She was searching her memory. This detail had not been in the Globe.

He made a pistol with his hand and shot imaginary rounds down into an imaginary sea, silent POW POW POW with his lips.

**********

Three days later -- he figured it took that long for her to locate someone in her company who knew about such things -- she accosted him in the living room where he was watching Ozzy Man riff on people slipping and falling.

"You son of a bitch!" she shouted and threw a wadded-up ball of paper at him. It bounced off his chest.

Evan guessed she had not appreciated his joke. The confrontation he had not been looking forward to was on deck. Funny, for a man who liked to know things, in this case he didn't give a toss why she did it or when she had managed to do it. Would not have mattered.

"It's all gone, you... you...." Words failed her.

"What is all gone, dear?"

She was holding the book in her non-throwing hand. She motioned to it, unable to form a coherent English word.

"The money!" She squeezed out at last.

"What money, dear?"

"You know goddamn well what money! Where is it?" She slowed her roll as her eyes widened. "You took it! You had him killed! Didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?"

Evan kept his eyes on the book. She had just proved the strength and accuracy of her arm. "I'm not following, dear."

"QUIT CALLING ME DEAR!"

"Never again," he promised.

"You stole my money and you had him killed. Somehow. I know it." She had burnt off some of her rage. "I'm calling the police."

"I'm looking forward to it," he said mildly, tossing his cell to her. "Be my guest."

Kirsti hesitated and let the phone slip by her. It fell bouncing onto the carpet. This wasn't the response she expected.

"You should really be calling the FBI," he pointed out. "Let's imagine that conversation. 'Hello, FBI? My husband stole five point six million dollars from me.' 'Yes, ma'am. And where did you get this money?'"

His wife did not respond.

"'It was originally a million. In cryptocurrency. I guess the value of it has gone up since....'"

She dropped the book onto the floor where it fell right next to and perfectly aligned with his phone.

"'Ma'am? Are you still on the line? Was this income or capital gains? Payment for a service? We'll need to see proper tax forms.'"

Kirsti sat heavily on the sofa.

"'Never mind that. My husband stole it from me and used it to kill a man. A famous billionaire. In the Adriatic Sea. It was in the papers. All the damn papers. And television. And all over the internet.'"

She sank into herself, visibly defeated.

"'Yes, ma'am. Is your husband some kind of mercenary? Does he have a military background? Specialized weapons training, perhaps. Oh, I see.... He's a toy designer?'"

His wife's head sank into her hands.

"'Why don't you leave your name and number and we'll get back to you. By the way, do you feel that you are in any danger?'"

Her head snapped up. She searched his face with her eyes.

Evan looked at his beautiful wife for what he suspected would be the last time.

"'I might be. He probably has some of the money left over after having my lover killed. He might have enough left over to have me... harmed. I'm not a rich person. How much could it take? Probably not as much as to murder a billionaire.'"

She stared at him in shock. Finally tears came into her eyes. She jumped up and ran out of the house. Evan heard her Camry start up and accelerate down the drive and into their street and away.

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