This story is a work of fiction based on some of today's headlines. No one in this work is real, or is this story even based on a real person or event. Pretty clearly everyone mentioned is over 18.
As always I appreciate constructive criticism to my inbox. I continue to venture forth without an editor because these way too long and rambling efforts are mine alone, and written for my enjoyment, and I hope yours as well. If you like your stories wrapped up with a neat bow at the end, please pass on this one. Hey I am sorry but life ain't that way. I take responsibility for any and all misteaks.
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In the history of modern marriage there has probably never been a couple with more opposed political views than my wife Beth and I.
I am a conservative, always vote Republican, am a life member of the NRA, and support the local Republican Party with my time and money. I currently work as a deputy sheriff for the elected Republican sheriff in our county.
My wife is a tenured professor in Women's Studies at the state university here in our college town. She is a card carrying member of NOW, has most recently embraced the #Metoo movement, and a bunch of other women's rights and assorted social underdog groups, too many to name. A lifelong Democrat she is very progressive in her views and those same views are now reflected in the opinions and ideals of her peers and the college administration.
When I say college town I am stating that the majority of the revenue in our small city is generated by the State University and the businesses supported by it. We have little outside revenue beyond the college besides the farms that surround our small city, and some light industry.
Beth has always taken the side of the oppressed and I must say I admire the work and effort she puts in for charity. She does not just offer her/our money; she spends her time doing good things. Be it volunteering at the local free meals for disadvantaged site, reading to underprivileged children at the local library branch, or volunteering at church. She does not just preach giving, she lives it.
Myself, I am pretty below average in participation as far as my beliefs. I vote Republican in each election; send the NRA and RNC a few bucks now and then, but that is about the extent of my support.
Although I am a Deputy Sheriff here in our county I have not arrested anyone in several years. I work as a data analyst with a team of three non-sworn county employees. After 9 years on patrol, and 5 as a detective, I was promoted to this position about 5 years ago when the team was formed. At that time the reason that I was added was that the Sheriff knew that I had more knowledge than anyone else on his staff about computers. The team had to be headed by a sworn officer and I was appointed.
When I first started with the data analyst team the rest of the group looked at me as an outsider since I knew little about what they did, and yet I was assigned to be their superior. It took about 6 months to build trust and move forward with the same goals. The team, at my insistence learned firsthand the ins and outs of police work by being assigned as "ride-alongs" for a couple months on a rotating schedule. For my part I attended two, 2 week Analyst seminars at Quantico hosted by one of our 3 letter government agencies. At the end of those 6 months we had come together as a team.
We are tasked with analyzing data to predict future crimes. At first it was a crapshoot, but over time our techniques in both analytical technique and police work have given us an edge in many instances. Our department uses our data to move manpower to the areas that we consider to be hotspots at different times of the year. For instance we see a huge uptick in shoplifting and car break-ins near the malls just before Christmas. Our department adds manpower to these areas during that time. Conversely as the summer heats up we see more domestic and racial tension in our poorer neighborhoods so manpower is moved accordingly. That is the simple version of what we do, in reality it is much more complex.
You may recall that horrible terrorist incident in a New Jersey mall a couple holiday seasons ago. You don't? Oh right, It was stopped by a lead my team generated before it got underway. We passed the lead along to a very appreciative government agency. A few arrests and deportations did not make much national news at the time.
Over time our analytical prowess grew until it had come to be much more involved with a couple of those three letter government agencies. Our reputation and contacts led us to a great many developments beyond our local area. Our work area security was bolstered, and in fact a large portion of our budget was taken over by the Federal Government. In short we were a valued asset to the Feds.
Beth and my life was progressing as normal as you would consider possible for two people with opposite interests. The fact we loved and respected each other was the key to our marital success. I kept my work to myself, (as it must be in my business) and never ran down any of Beth's projects or work. We have always been able to discuss our different opinions without it turning into a fight. I respect her positions, and she respects mine. The single sticking point, even though it rarely comes up, is her friend who works at the college in admissions, Janet.
Janet is twice divorced and cheated on both of her previous husbands, ending the marriages, as well as screwing over a couple nice fellows. Beth stood by her during both divorces, something I did not care for, but kept silent about. I knew my opinion would not change the outcome, and since childhood my wife has always been Janet's loyal friend. Janet is promiscuous and even at her age is on the prowl for young men from the college. To sum it up, she disgusts me.
I actually first met Beth and Janet at the same time. I was a second year deputy just back from Desert Storm and was working DUI late night enforcement here in town. I knew the best place to catch drunk drivers was at the side of a one way street that faced the parking lot of a local late night bar. The bar itself was a real meat-market at the time, a last chance hook-up joint that featured the early hip hop and dance tunes and a diverse racial clientele. In short, white ladies went there to hook up with black guys when their late night options ran out elsewhere.
I generally parked facing the right way on the one way street. Patrons leaving had to choose to do the right thing when leaving the lot. Turn right, legally, and go around the uptown square and circle back to their south or west destination. A left turn put them within yards of the east west street but was an illegal one way street violation of about 25 yards. I loved the traffic set-up, some nights it was like shooting fish in a barrel.
About 3 a.m. one Sunday morning Janet's claptrap Honda turned left illegally and jogged onto the westbound street. I flipped on the cherries and blipped the siren. Janet pulled over into a used car lot and shut off the engine. I approached as usual; hand on gun staying behind their c-pillar until I got to where I could see them. Janet was obviously drunk but Beth was not as bad off. Janet starts the disrespect right off the bat, but Beth had the cool head and tells Janet to shut up. I liked that. I checked their ID's back in my cruiser and found nothing amiss. They were both 21, local girls and their addresses were the same, just up the street in an apartment building. All was as it appeared, just two young ladies who were out too late with a bit too much alcohol on board.
If I arrested Janet I knew it will be 7 a.m. before I get her processed, booked, and the car impounded. I had a pistol match at 10 a.m. and really wanted to clock out on time at 5 and get a couple hours sleep before I compete. I decided in the cruiser that if Janet shot off her mouth she was going to jail. If she was cool I would let her leave the car and drive them home with a warning. Remember this was the late 90's and a DUI was bad, but not a big deal like now. I was allowed to use discretion. If I took them in Janet would lose her drivers license for 3 months and pay a moderate fine. That was it back then.
I approached and Janet to my surprise she stayed silent. I let her lock up the car and took the girls home to their apartment near the College on the west side of town. I wrote her a warning for improper lane usage and made sure they got inside ok. I did make a mental note of the place where they were pulled over, leaving the parking lot of the meat-market, but considered it was just a bad late night decision when enjoying a night of drinking. Janet looked and acted the part of a slut but her passenger Beth did not dress or act that way at all.
A couple weeks after pulling the pair over I was leaving the courthouse in the afternoon after finishing testifying on a couple DUI convictions. Beth met me at the bottom of the steps and asked if she could buy me a cup of coffee to thank me for not hauling them in. I accepted and coffee turned into dinner. We hit it off well regardless of politics and started dating, then after almost a year, we married.