This story is a work of fiction based on some of today's headlines. No one in this work is real, or is this story even based on a real person or event. Pretty clearly everyone mentioned is over 18.
As always I appreciate constructive criticism to my inbox. I continue to venture forth without an editor because these way too long and rambling efforts are mine alone, and written for my enjoyment, and I hope yours as well. If you like your stories wrapped up with a neat bow at the end, please pass on this one. Hey I am sorry but life ain't that way. I take responsibility for any and all misteaks.
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In the history of modern marriage there has probably never been a couple with more opposed political views than my wife Beth and I.
I am a conservative, always vote Republican, am a life member of the NRA, and support the local Republican Party with my time and money. I currently work as a deputy sheriff for the elected Republican sheriff in our county.
My wife is a tenured professor in Women's Studies at the state university here in our college town. She is a card carrying member of NOW, has most recently embraced the #Metoo movement, and a bunch of other women's rights and assorted social underdog groups, too many to name. A lifelong Democrat she is very progressive in her views and those same views are now reflected in the opinions and ideals of her peers and the college administration.
When I say college town I am stating that the majority of the revenue in our small city is generated by the State University and the businesses supported by it. We have little outside revenue beyond the college besides the farms that surround our small city, and some light industry.
Beth has always taken the side of the oppressed and I must say I admire the work and effort she puts in for charity. She does not just offer her/our money; she spends her time doing good things. Be it volunteering at the local free meals for disadvantaged site, reading to underprivileged children at the local library branch, or volunteering at church. She does not just preach giving, she lives it.
Myself, I am pretty below average in participation as far as my beliefs. I vote Republican in each election; send the NRA and RNC a few bucks now and then, but that is about the extent of my support.
Although I am a Deputy Sheriff here in our county I have not arrested anyone in several years. I work as a data analyst with a team of three non-sworn county employees. After 9 years on patrol, and 5 as a detective, I was promoted to this position about 5 years ago when the team was formed. At that time the reason that I was added was that the Sheriff knew that I had more knowledge than anyone else on his staff about computers. The team had to be headed by a sworn officer and I was appointed.
When I first started with the data analyst team the rest of the group looked at me as an outsider since I knew little about what they did, and yet I was assigned to be their superior. It took about 6 months to build trust and move forward with the same goals. The team, at my insistence learned firsthand the ins and outs of police work by being assigned as "ride-alongs" for a couple months on a rotating schedule. For my part I attended two, 2 week Analyst seminars at Quantico hosted by one of our 3 letter government agencies. At the end of those 6 months we had come together as a team.
We are tasked with analyzing data to predict future crimes. At first it was a crapshoot, but over time our techniques in both analytical technique and police work have given us an edge in many instances. Our department uses our data to move manpower to the areas that we consider to be hotspots at different times of the year. For instance we see a huge uptick in shoplifting and car break-ins near the malls just before Christmas. Our department adds manpower to these areas during that time. Conversely as the summer heats up we see more domestic and racial tension in our poorer neighborhoods so manpower is moved accordingly. That is the simple version of what we do, in reality it is much more complex.
You may recall that horrible terrorist incident in a New Jersey mall a couple holiday seasons ago. You don't? Oh right, It was stopped by a lead my team generated before it got underway. We passed the lead along to a very appreciative government agency. A few arrests and deportations did not make much national news at the time.
Over time our analytical prowess grew until it had come to be much more involved with a couple of those three letter government agencies. Our reputation and contacts led us to a great many developments beyond our local area. Our work area security was bolstered, and in fact a large portion of our budget was taken over by the Federal Government. In short we were a valued asset to the Feds.