What Didn't Stay in Vegas
Part Two (of 2)
Writer's note: I hope you enjoy this. That's all I'm shooting for. Let's have some fun.
What Didn't Stay in Vegas Part 2
Jim opened their front door to a gaggle of nervous young ladies on his front porch. They identified themselves as Loni's co-workers. He told them his wife wasn't home yet. The ladies said they knew and stood there nervously.
They looked back and forth at each other like a group of flighty birds. One of the young women at the front spoke up, "We know, Jim. That's why we came. She's not here, Jim. She's already gone." The young woman looked at Jim with a deeply pained expression. "Loni's left."
Jim's stomach fell towards his knees. "What are you saying? Loni's left me?"
"Oh, not just you Jim, she's left town!"
"What?" Jim didn't like the shrillness of his own voice.
The woman looked back and forth nervously again. The same woman as before responded, "Wait. That didn't sound right at all. Loni's coming back after she's satisfied."
Jim hoped his jaw wasn't hanging as low as it felt it had dropped.
The woman put up her hand in a time out gesture, "Phrased that poorly." The ladies behind her nervously nodded their agreement. "I meant to say Loni would be back after she's gotten what she needs."
"What?" Jim noted a tinge of desperation mixing with the shrill in his voice.
The young woman wore a pained expression, "No, no. That wasn't what I meant either. Well, I meant it but..."
Someone yelled at her from the back of the group. The young lady cringed and hurriedly tried again, "Loni is coming back. She hasn't left you!" The young lady was happy with that. She'd finally delivered the correct message. "She just went to see him again."
This time he didn't have to say "what", the universe screamed it. The women looked horrified but not in a commiserating way. Their expression was more akin to those of villagers before they burned the detested witch. Their eyes bore holes in the back of the skull of their spokeswoman.
Jim's eyes narrowed trying to understand. His question was as much asking how badly they were executing their plan not just their intent, "Are you here to console me? Is that what this is about, Trish?"
The young woman recoiled that he knew her name.
"How about you Mary? Is that why you're here, Betty? Are you here to tell me she's having another fling and it will be okay if I just accept her back when she's... satisfied? Is that your message Crystal, Holly, and Steph?"
The gals looked back and forth for a moment wondering how on earth Jim knew their names. "I-If you need that, uh emotionally, b-but more to explain what's going on. A-And were making a mess of it."
Jim nodded his agreement.
The spokeswoman, looked back to her compatriots for strength before she continued, "I know we've met at company parties, but you have a fantastic memory. You know all of us by name!"
His finger came up and pointed at Trish's chest. Before she could feel either proud or self-conscious Jim explained, "You all must have come straight from work; you're still wearing your name badges."
Trish blushed for thinking he remembered her because of her cleavage, which was what she thought he was pointing to. The others felt silly.
Jim shook his head feeling it was too late to lose patience. "Why don't you all come in, calm down, and slowly explain to me whatever it is you want me to know."
The ladies smiled sheepishly, bobbing their heads happily trying to figure out a pecking order that would let them enter without bunching up at the door.
As soon as they took seats in the living room some of the ladies popped out of those same seats extremely nervous and began to talk over themselves apologizing for getting Loni drunk in Vegas.
Jim sat down deliberately hoping some of the standing women would follow suit. He waited to see if they would realize they were all talking at once and organize themselves, or if he was going to have to take command of the situation. He really wished he'd poured himself a bourbon.
Almost like a conductor as the ladies flamed out on their anxiety, Jim motioned for all to sit and for one to speak. He got pretty good at directing them with the continuing practice foist upon him. Their story rambled and plowed over itself in sections, just as the ladies spoke over each other honestly trying to help. He wondered if this is where his wife got her confusing pattern of speech when she was overwrought. As he'd told his wife, he really did feel he needed a program to keep up with the play.
"She didn't want it, but we double teamed her," one young woman exclaimed loudly enough to be heard over the others. Her statement suddenly silenced the entire group.
Jim's eyes went wide in shock. Another one of the women jumped in to correct the misunderstanding, her eyes scolding the one who caused it.
"Um, no. Just no. We planned to give her a lot of drinks. We were, let's say, overly efficient... or would that be efficacious?" She quickly paused thinking, then visibly shook her head and continued, "Either way, we accidently got her hammered! We wanted her relaxed, we did too good of a job. Poor Loni was practically four sheets to wind."
"Why did she drink that much? Why didn't you take care of her?"
"We thought we were taking care of her, but we were too drunk ourselves. So, we were... overly efficient getting her drunk. She never saw it coming. She didn't realize we were constantly topping off her drinks, she thought she was pacing herself and we purposely messed up her pace so she'd let her hair down. In the end we're pretty sure she out-paced our accelerated pace of her slower pace."
Jim considered holding his head. With this revelation he also reasoned that most likely Loni had not been drugged.
"Seeing her condition, we knew we had to dial our involvement back. Wouldn't you know, we were overly efficient at dialing it back too! We had twice the number of folks getting her drinks than we thought, then we had half the number of folks taking care of her than we thought. Which turned out to be zero."
Jim unconsciously blurted, "Half of any real amount can never be zero."
They just looked at him blankly.
After the gals looked at each other to see if any had a response, or understood what he said, one piped in, "Uh, well, we were just too efficient all around," she looked at the gal who had asked the question early and asked, "Or is that efficacious?" The gals looked at each other confused, wondering if they'd gotten their story across.
Jim's head hurt but that didn't stop him, "Some friends! You pushed her into behavior she doesn't want, then left her defenseless."
The gal was excited and put her finger to her nose. So happy she'd painted he correct picture she exuberantly stated, "That's EXACTLY what we did!" She turned around nodding triumphantly to her friends. Their pained expressions gave her pause. She turned back to Jim to continue, "Loni had even warned us about exactly that sort of behavior. We wanted to prove her wrong, of course." She stopped smiling. What she was saying shouldn't make her happy. Joy drained from her quickly. "And now she hates us, and we fear we've caused damage to her inside her own mind."
Jim pondered that specific phrasing. He shook it off.
One of the gals offered to Jim, "Loni's miserable. She's not telling you that part - about her misery, because she doesn't want you to think she's manipulating you."
"My wife has never manipulated me."
Cheerfully hoping she was helping one of the ladies stated, "You mean yet, but she's never strayed before either."
The ladies looked at each other, what had Holly just said?! They all looked at each other again and had the same idea. Their heads turned in unison like those of a flock of birds toward Jim to see if the comment about infidelity had slipped past. They didn't come here to pour gas on Loni's marriage or break her husband's heart.
"Erm...Have you lost confidence and trust in her?" One asked.
"No, but she's completely devoid of confidence in herself now. I fear that's a time bomb."