I always get up early, no matter what day of the week it is. Just a naturally early riser, I guess. Ron, my husband, hates getting up early, so I was quite surprised, Saturday morning, to find him getting out of bed at the same time as me. He explained over breakfast.
"We're going to be working on that old bomb we brought home the other week, seeing if we can turn it into a decent stock-car. I've got Mike, Alf and Ian coming over about ten and I want to have everything ready for them. The wreckers open early and I figured I can get down there, fill the list of parts we need, and be back with everything before they get here."
Shortly after that Ron headed out. Before he left he told me that if the boys rolled up early then to just tell them to wait as he'd be back by ten. With that he took off in a cloud of smoke. Maybe he should put effort into fixing his own car.
Naturally enough Mike, Alf, and Ian, arrived right on nine, an hour early.
I lounged against the doorframe and smirked at them.
"You're early boys," I observed.
"Yeah, well we figured we'd get here early and run down to the wreckers with Ron. Give him a hand there as well."
"Nice of you, Mike, but you're a little late. He left half an hour ago. He'll be back by ten, he assured me."
"Well, fuck," grumbled Ian. "I said we should have come earlier. What do we do now?"
"You're welcome to come in and have some coffee before you decide," I told them, stepping back to let them pass.
"Might as well," said Mike. "If we go to the wreckers after him we'll either go to the wrong one or he'll have been and gone with us passing him on the way. Damned if I'm going to play car tag."
"You could always call him and ask where he is," I suggested.
Mike promptly whipped out his phone and called. Then we all turned and looked at the phone happily ringing on the bench.
"Well, fuck," grumbled Ian. A man of few words, and most of them uncouth, but a nice guy for all that.
The three of them stooged around, slurping on their coffee and talking. Mike finally pushed his mug away and turned and looked at me where I was leaning back on the kitchen counter. He gave a sort of shrug and got to his feet and ambled over to me.
"Something I've always wondered," he said in an amiable voice, "is whether your figure is as good as I think it is? I think it's time to find out."
To my utter consternation he blithely started undoing the buttons on my house-robe. I hadn't been intending to go anywhere and I only had on this house-robe, which had a bunch of big buttons down the front of it. The top one was already undone and Mike made small work of undoing the second one.
"Hey," I yelped, slapping at his hands and grabbing at the button to do it up again.
"Hey, yourself," he replied, slapping my hands away. "Just relax. This'll only take a moment."
Not if I had my way. I slapped at his hands again and promptly found out I wasn't going to get my way. He caught my hands and held them in one of his while he continued to work on my buttons.
"Alf, Ian, a hand here," I yelped.
"No need," Alf said. "Mike seems to be doing OK by himself."
"Fuck, yes," was Ian's contribution.
"Can't you stop him?" I demanded and Alf just grinned at me.
"Why would we. "We're curious as to how good your figure is, too."
"Fuck, yes," was Ian's happy comment.
It didn't take Mike long to finish the buttons and then 'help' me off with my robe. He tossed it to one side, and stood back, checking me out. Thank god I had on some decent undies. I'd have been really furious if I'd been wearing granny panties and a tatty bra.
There were several appreciative comments, not that I was looking for them. Still it was nice and flattering. There was something slightly erotic about standing in front of some men in my undies.
"Um, Mike," said Alf, "while Debbie is very nice the way she is, why don't you take of the rest of what she's wearing? I'm sure she won't mind."
"The hell I wouldn't," I snapped. "Try it and see what happens."
Note to self - never dare a man to do something when you're in your undies.
Mike reached for me and I scratched at his hand. You notice I said scratched at, not scratched. That's because he was faster than me and caught my hands - again. He held them effortlessly while he unclipped my bra, brushing the straps off my shoulders and letting it drop down my arms. (I'm pleased to point out that my breasts have virtually no sag. They stood high and firm, pink tips pointing. (Unfortunate, that last bit, as I'm that the three of them were noting that little fact.))
Mike released my hands, which were now entangled in my bra, and very swiftly dropped my panties, leaving me naked. Especially considering he finished untangling the bra and tossing it aside.