Like I said: It never happened.
It was just a nightmarish wet-dream. Right? My longtime neighbor buddy didn't really just jack me off in the night at his wife's insistence. Did he? Dang. And take a handful back to her as proof? Sadly, yes he did. Thoughts, please go away, and let me sleep it away.
***
I woke up to the smell of bacon. And sun light was beaming in, brightly. I knocked on the adjoining bathroom door; good, empty. Brushed my teeth, showered and shaved. Ah, it's a new day. I even found myself whistling. And stepped back into my assigned room, the frilly little girl's room of their now-adult daughter, with pink canopy bed and matching furniture. Just one thing out of place: Rick, sitting on the bed, waiting for me. Shit! I quickly covered up with the towel.
"What the hell, Rick?"
"Don't be mad, man, but there's one more thing. I didn't want to do this last night, and don't really want to do it now even, but it's you or me, my friend; and it ain't gonna be me. You have to wear this while you're in our house. And as man of the house, Sherie says I'm the one who has to put it on you."
"What on me? What are you talking about, man?"
"This."
And he held it out.
"What the f___? We're leaving."
"Sherie says you're not. Else I'm back to wearing it for the 30 days. And that ain't gonna happen I can assure you. Now don't make our breakfast unpleasant, buddy. Just sit down here beside me. Actually lay down here. Lose the towel. And let's get this cage on you, and Jen will not have to know. Well, as long as you can come up with some excuses as necessary."
Dang. No way out. I can't have Sherie showing Jen the video of Rick hand-fucking me last night, not to mention me calling out Sherie's name. Or Rick getting me off with his sex story about me raping his wife.
I laid back, and let him do it.
He lubricated me (once again), and pushed and pulled one nut through the steel base-ring. The second one was even tougher. Dang, take it easy, man. Those are my jewels you have in your hand there... as he poked my dick down to size-zero to get it through too. Unreal. Absolutely unreal. My buddy pushing and pulling and locking my dick in HIS steel cage... so that he can be free to fuck his wife anytime he wants now.
It's just for today and then one more night and it'll be Sunday and we'll be outta here. I just need to keep this on the down-low til then. I can't let Jen find out. Ok I can do this. I can do this. I can do this.
Rick had the last word.
"Ok get dressed and come on down. Quick. Sherie wants us at the table by 8:00:00. She has a full day planned for us all."
Figures. It couldn't be a day of watching football in the man-cave while the women go shopping. No, it'll probably be site-seeing, shopping and carrying their bags through the mall... with Rick and I sheepishly avoiding each other. (I still can't believe I let him jack me off.) And precious little opportunity this afternoon to adjust my aching nuts from time to time.
***
"How do you like the bacon and eggs," Sherie asked, with a trailing question on the tip of her tongue."
"Delicious."
"And... how did you sleep last night in your little girl bed? I hope you were careful with everything. Were you? We wouldn't want any little boy accidents on those ruffelley bed covers, would we?" And laughed for my wife's benefit.
"And how did *you* sleep last night, Rick?", my wife asked, to match Sherie stride for stride. "I hope Harold didn't keep you awake... He snores sometimes."
I changed the subject before Rick could answer. And we headed out to a girls day out. Ugh.
***
What a day. Any other time, I might at least have had a hardon or two while walking through the lingerie depts and carrying dress boxes. But no can do.
"So Harold, have you been being a good boy these last few years, since what's-her-name?"
Wow, right to the jugular, Sherie.
"Hey, that was a weird time in my life. Things are much better now. Can we not talk about that, please?"
"Oh I think we should", Sherie pushed back. "You're lucky to still have this beautiful wife of yours. I did everything I could to encourage her to leave. Or worse. Ya know, you didn't even ever know how close you came to incurring my wrath after incident #1 -- if I had, maybe there wouldn't haven't been an incident #2."
Sherie couldn't drop it there either. She just had to keep grinding it in...
"You thought you got away clean, that first time, didn't you? But I heard you that summer night with the windows open, and saw you drive away with that hussy that next morning. Do you remember me coming to your door later that day? Of course you do, you horndog. I bet you well remember my outfit, don't you? You thought you hit the jackpot twice in one week, didn't you?"
"No, not at all. Can we talk about something else?"
"My little raggetty jean-shortshorts from college? My tied blouse? Pokie nips showing? I know you remember, you were hard as a little rock. You didn't hide it well, Fuckhead. Good thing for you that I got embarrassed and ran home. Else I'd have lured that little prick of yours into the chastity cage I had in my pocket that day. How would you liked that, Harold? A cage on your little penis? Huh Harold?"
And when Jen snickered, she turned to her...
"That's right, Jen. I tried to intervene to spare you. But I chickened out. Shame on me. I've always regretted that. He'd have never dipped his pecker again, if I had caged him for you. But I didn't. And he ended up dipping it into another pussy as a result, didn't you, Harold?"