This is a true story. Of course, I have embellished the details, but the basic facts are all true. If you are under eighteen or do not wish to view this sexually explicit material, exit now! All rights reserved. This story may not be used for any commercial purpose.
After going through my second divorce, I was really depressed. Notwithstanding the fact that I had voluntarily given my ex-wife more than she could have reasonably expected, she made every effort to break my balls. She had emotional problems, and now she was interfering with my contacts and visitation rights with our two children. As I was crossing the courthouse lobby one morning, Arlene, a female colleague and friend of mine, stopped me and asked, "What's the matter?"
I responded, "Is it that obvious?"
After she answered affirmatively, I explained what was happening. She let out a sigh and invited me to dinner at her home the next evening with herself and her husband, Frank. She smiled mysteriously and said, "You need a few drinks, a good meal and some TLC." I laughed and accepted the invitation.
As we parted, I lustfully watched her walk away and thought, "TLCβThat's an intriguing concept. I would like to give her some TLC-Big Time!"
I had known and lusted after Arlene since high school but never hit on her because she was always going steady with Frank. Later, we went to separate colleges and married while there. Arlene is still stunning. She is a cross between Natalie Wood and Angelina Jolie. Her shoulder length hair is raven black, but up close it has red highlights, probably as a result of her Cuban and Irish ancestry. Her complexion is alabaster, not pasty white, but luminescent. Her eyes are emerald green and penetrating. She can look right through you, right into your soul. Her nose turns up, and there are a few freckles there and under her eyes. Her mouth and lips would make Ms. Jolie envious. Her breasts are absolutely exquisite, probably about 34 Cs and as insolent as those of any teenager. She has a wasp waist and legs that go all the way to eternity. Her ass alone can stop traffic, literally. One day, as she and I were were walking to our respective offices from the courthouse, a driver, ogling her instead of paying attention to traffic ahead of him, crashed into the car stopped in front of him. You should have seen the look on his face change from a leer to one of complete shock. I howled, and Arlene almost wet her pants when I explained what had occurred. Anyway, the next evening I rang the front doorbell at their beautiful home located in an exclusive sub-division on the water. Arlene answered the door, and I caught my breath. She was wearing a slinky, diaphanous, white hostess gown. I don't know what it was made of, but the whole damn wonderful thing couldn't have weighed more than a few ounces. One could clearly see that she had nothing on underneath it. I gasped aloud, and my heart stopped for an instant. She giggled and ushered me in. I was reminded of parlors and spiders and flies. After entering, Frank came to greet me with a shout and a bear hug . He is a great big guy and extremely gregarious. I had socialized with them often in the past and always had a great time. Frank knew I liked good vodka, and as we entered the Florida room/entertainment center, he pushed my favorite drink, a Belvedere on the rocks with a squeeze of lemon, into my hand. We chatted while Arlene busied herself in the kitchen overseeing the dinner preparations.
When Arlene returned, she sat next to me on one of two deep couches facing one another. Frank sat directly opposite me on the other couch. After conversation, music, laughter and two or three drinks, I was as happy as an alcoholic clam.. Later, after a magnificent meal accompanied by two different wines and a dessert liquor, we all returned to the Florida room. We resumed the same positions on the couches as before, except that this time Arlene sat very close to me. More drinks followed, and shortly, I was two, but not three, sheets to the wind and cruising at a good twenty knots without benefit of sail or power. Suddenly, I felt a hand on my thigh. I almost launched myself into the ceiling. Arlene and Frank laughed heartily, and she said, "Now for the TLC"