I walked into the bar and noticed Randy sitting alone at a table, with two mugs of beer and two shot glasses full of something that looked very strong. Randy was a gregarious fellow normally sitting at the bar in the middle of a crowd. Nodding hello to the bartender, I headed over to the table to see if he wanted some company.
"Hey Randy, you doing okay?"
"Nope, happy hour is about to end and I ain't even half drunk," he said, running his hand back through his gray streaked black hair.
"I don't know man, you seem a bit wobbly to me."
"Hell, that ain't the drinking, I wobbled in here after I damn near broke my foot kicking everything that moved and one thing that didn't move in the street," he held up his foot showing me a badly scuffed up boot.
Before I could reply Tilley, one of the waitresses stepped over and asked, "The usual Hank?"
"Yeah, but hey, give me a shot of what Randy's having too."
"Okay, but you better stay sober enough to keep an eye on him," she said and then leaned in closer, whispering, "Something ain't right with him tonight, something at home."
I nodded and then turned back to Randy, "Tell me Randy, what's got you kicking the shit out of everything in the street?"
"Ah hell Hank, Cindy's gone and done it again," he said rubbing the gray stubble on his chin.
"Stepping out with some kid again?"
"Shit Hank, it's worse than that, she's got them coming over to the house and fucking fucking them right there."
"Fucking them in the house?"
"Fucking fucking them in the fucking house... hell in Cindy's and my fucking bedroom," he said, grabbing a shot glass and quickly swallowing the liquid.
Tilley brought my drinks over, sliding two beers and two shots in front of me. I was about to say something when she said, "Still happy hour, two for one. Have fun," she said, nodding at Randy.
"Thanks," I said as she turned away. Turning back to Randy, I stared into his jet black eyes and saw a hollow look, the look of a man who has fallen into a bottomless pit. "How do you know all this?"
"I saw them Hank, hell, I not only saw them, I videotaped them."
"You what?" I asked, grabbing one of the shot glasses and swallowing. "Oh fuck," I choked, "What the hell you drinking?"
"Scorpion mescal, I'm trying to get down to the scorpion. It will remind me of Cindy."
"You said you videotaped..."
"Damn sure did. I had a feeling something was happening. When I called her in the day, she seemed nervous, like she wanted to get off the phone quick or something. Just like the last time, so I went out and bought a special video camera and set it up where I could film the bed without them seeing the camera.
"I then set up a TV out in the garage that was set up to see what was on the video camera, so I could record what was happening as well as watch. And fuck Hank, I watched every fucking second of it."
I picked up one of my beers and took a few big swallows as Randy gulped another shot of mescal and waved at Tilley. When Tilley came over he asked, "We down to the scorpion yet?"
"Yeah, I'll bring it over," she said disgustedly.
"Anyway, I had pretended to go to work, parking my truck around the corner and sneaking back into the garage to get a look at the TV. Well, when I first start watching, Cindy is by herself, in our room, but she is completely naked. Now she gets on the bed and opens her legs, running her fingers... Well hell, I got my recorder right out in the truck, I'll let you watch for yourself."
"You sure you want me to do that, I mean she's your wife and all."
"Not for long, just wait here."
I sat quietly as I watched Randy limp out to his truck, staggering a bit. He was gone long enough for Tilley to deliver his drink with a disgusted look on her face. I picked up the glass and held it up to the light. Sure enough I could see the black scorpion through the honey colored liquid.
"Damn, I heard of a worm in the bottle, but a scorpion?"
"It's some fancy mescal. I don't even drink the stuff with a worm in it. Supposedly made from some cactus or something, too weird for me."
I just shook my head and smiled.
After a few minutes I watched Randy, now staggering badly and covered with dust. He made his way back to the table and sat down. He then put his mini cam recorder up on the table.
"What happened to you?"
"Oh I thought I saw him and I went after him."
"Him? Him who?"
"Him who did my wife today."
"And?"