Joe's wife Cheryl had been a total bitch lately. He worked hard, brought home a good paycheck. He loved his wife. His kids were all in college now, so he actually worked a second job, tending bar two nights a week. He worked at a nightclub. He told his wife he was out with the boys, not that he was working two jobs. He absolutely knew from past experience that she would flip out if she thought they were in economic or financial danger.
Most of his extra check went to his kids in college. Some went to an account he set up for a Hawaiian vacation. He was almost there with that, another month or so, he would book it for their anniversary.
If Cheryl didn't kill him first. Every little thing seemed to escalate to a battle royale. They hadn't been intimate for almost two months. Something was wrong, but Joe couldn't figure it out. Then one Wednesday Joe got an award. For all of his excellent work Joe got the rest of the week off. And for his team training expertise, he would get $10,000 and two EXTRA weeks of paid vacation time off. It even included dinner vouchers for five dinners for two at some posh restaurants. It was a very nice prize package. After all the years of hard work, it was great to be recognized and rewarded.
But for now, Joe was just going to surprise his wife by going home early and taking her out to lunch. Maybe get a little fresh.
So Joe was himself surprised by a strange car in his driveway. He walked up to the house, opened the door quietly, and heard the bang, bang, bang of their bed. Only one thing caused that type of rythym. So he got his father's day gift, a Nikon camera, it also took video, infrared, night vision. It was a great camera. He turned it on video recording, went up the stairs quietly and found his marriage completely destroyed. She was on her back, as a huge black guy fucked the living daylights out of her. She was screaming as she obviously orgasmed.
"Oh Ken, fuck me, fuck me good. Make me come again!"
And Ken replied, "Who owns this pussy? Who fucks you best? Who?"
"You do! I'm yours, I belong to you now. Fuck my asshole husband. He's never going to have this pussy again."
Ken flipped her over, and started fucking her doggie style. He put some lube on her ass, and pulled out of her pussy, in one thrust, he was up her ass, causing her to scream.
Joe was crushed. Twenty years of marriage, gone...
He switched out the memory chip, took the one he just recorded in his pocket. Suddenly, he had a burning desire to kill them both, but that wouldn't bring back his wife.
He sat and used his expertise.
Teaching. Yes let's teach a few lessons to this bitch.
He hid the camera, still recording, on the bookshelf. He took out his phone, and recorded some of their fucking.
Down the stairs he went. He saw the guys pants, got the wallet, name address, pics on his phone cause now he was moving quickly. Out the door. Into the car. He was going to take a little visit. He went Kenneth Royces house.
He rang the doorbell. An ebony angel answered the door. "Are you Mrs.Ken Royce?"
"Yes, I am Amanda Royce. And just what do you want? And who are you? My husband isn't home, he won't be back till late."
"My name is Joe Kelly, I have some bad news for you. Your husband Ken is having an affair with my wife." She looked at me like I was crazy.
"If you don't believe me, perhaps you would like to watch a short video." I showed her the phone video. She burst into tears. "I am terribly SORRY," I gave her a business card. I put my cell phone number on it.
She suddenly changed.
"That lying, cheating, no good bastard. This isn't the first time I've caught him. But it will be the last time I catch him."
"Hey, you want a bit of fun? How about we send them a video? We just shoot our faces, but pretend like something is going on."
"A bit of their own medicine."
I said.
"I'm not really doing any fooling around." Amanda said.
"Absolutely! I don't want to go down to their level. I mean it was terrible to watch. They were even doing anal!"
"Wait, that wasn't on the video!" she said. He pulled the memory stick out of his pocket.
"I was recording them on my father's day gift. My kids chipped in and bought me a beautiful Nikon camera."
They used her laptop to look at the video. That did for Amanda. She was furious.
"That is it. I'm divorcing his ass."
Joe was angry now too.
"You know what pisses me off?
I have been working a second job to help pay for my kids college education. And I've been saving to go to Hawaii too!" He showed her the well worn brochure. "I was going to take her on our 20th anniversary." His eyes filled with tears. "Now if I divorce her, she gets half that money!
I'd sooner burn it!" Joe was truly pissed off. He looked at Amanda. " You want to go to Hawaii with me? I'm not trying to get in your pants. You are way out of my league. I just want to piss off my wife, and not let her get any of that money! "
"Hell yes I'll go. Take me two minutes to pack. All I want to take is my toothbrush and the bustier I just got. I got it to wear on his birthday next week." She fought back tears.
"Oh my God, you must look fantastic in that. You know, when you opened the door, I thought you were an angel. How can your husband ever cheat on someone as beautiful as you? He must be very stupid."
"If I was married to you, I'd make sweet love to you every single day, and thank God for sending me an angel... I'm sorry, that came out wrong. I'm not into cheating. I just can't understand why they did it. I guess it's my fault, maybe I don't measure up in the bedroom any more. We haven't had sex for a couple of months now, and I guess your husband must be way bigger than me."
He started to well up with tears.
"Well how big are you? If you don't mind me asking." She cupped his package through his pants. "Holy shit is that all you? Whip it out, I want to look."
"I'm not gonna cheat. That would make us as bad as them," he resigned himself.
"Oh, come on. I just want a look. Please? I actually think you are way BIGGER than my bastard husband. C'mon, just a peek, please?"
"Ok, but just a look." Joe unzipped and pulled out his flaccid member. Amanda dropped to her knees in front of him, and started kissing, sucking and stroking his dick.
"You're just supposed to look!"
"Well I want to see you with a hard-on. But you are definitely much bigger in the dick department."
"DICK DEPARTMENT?! They have those in stores?" He giggled. They both were laughing out loud.
