Trading up
Sometimes all the ducks line up.
This flash story popped into my head at 3:00 o'clock in the morning, I went to my PC and got it all down using speech-to-text. I had to get the words down to get it out of my head. It then took a lot of editing on my part, so there are going to be errors left in. It is supposed to be a short punchy story, I hope you enjoy it.
I was a logistics manager for a small engineering firm in our town, and I had the knack of being able to find tools, equipment and materials that the production lads needed, I got really grumpy when people called me a storeman. That was my assistant, Leslie.
Well, I got most of the stuff they wanted from a little shop the other side of our town, and they had just phoned with the latest bit of kit the lads wanted, and I was going to pop into the shop to fetch it. It just happened to be next to my wife's work.
I phoned her in her office to see if I could pop round and take her out to lunch.
She was a bit curt with me over the phone and told me she was busy, so not to bother. She had a lunchtime meeting. That was strange for her.
I told her I was still going to be in the area anyway.
I got her a coffee and a cake from a little artesian Coffee Shop and Bakery that she liked. I took them to her office building, I was going to leave them at reception for her, but the receptionist recognised me and phoned her office for me, but it kept on ringing. The receptionist told me she hadn't booked out so she must still be in the building. I phoned her mobile it rang eight times and then went to voicemail; I left her a message saying there was something waiting for her at reception. It's not unusual for me to pop in and see her at lunchtime if I was in town and I had met most of the staff at company functions, Christmas parties and summer barbecues.
Then I sent her a text saying, "phone me it's urgent." I know she doesn't like cold coffee and this was her favourite coffee; I didn't want it to get cold.
She phoned me back and I asked her where she was? She told me she was in her office.
I told her that the receptionist had just phoned her office, and there was no reply, she said to me that she must have been in the loo.
I asked her if she was in her office now, and she said she was. I told her that was strange, as the receptionist was still phoning her office and I couldn't hear her phone ringing. She replied that she must have put the ringer on silent.
She must have changed the ringer setting because she answered my phone call earlier that morning.
Something was amiss here.
I asked her to hang on a minute, I put her on speakerphone and whilst I was doing that, I pulled up the Find My Device app and said to her. "Remember when we first got these phones and you were worried about losing yours?"
"Yes," with a query in her voice.
"Well, that's when I installed Find My Device on our phones and yours is telling me that you're in the Holiday Inn across town, not your office."
All I heard was, "shit." and the phone went dead.
Her device began rapidly moving across town. I hid around one of the corners in reception and waited.
10 minutes later my wife came bursting in through the front door followed by a tall, handsome, very smartly dressed debonair young man hot on her heels.
She walked up to reception and the receptionist gave her the coffee and cake. She managed to hold them both in one hand. I couldn't hear what my wife said but the receptionist said. "You didn't book out, don't you ever put me in that position again or I will report you to management."
My wife walked rapidly to the lift with the young man in tow, they entered and the doors closed.
My wife's office is on the second floor, so I ran up the staircase, I was slightly out of breath as I stood in front of the doors as they opened. My wife had a shocked look on her face as I stepped forward into the lift, not letting them get past me and I pushed the button for the ground floor. The young man looked familiar and slightly effeminate. I looked at him and said 'hello,' he then looked at my wife and asked her, "do you know who's this?" Before she could answer I said. "Yes, she does, I'm her husband."
He just smiled at me. When we got to the ground floor I went across to the receptionist and asked if they had CCTV in the lifts. They were both hot on my heels this time.
She confirmed they did.