British English spelling and grammar.
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Indian uprising
"Oh, we're not inviting her are we? She's such a goody two shoes, and she doesn't drink."
"I heard her husband never lets her go out."
"And she's angling for that promotion."
"Girls, girls!" said Janet. "Stop, I have three things to say."
The other five went silent.
"First. We're not racists are we? It's my birthday party and I'll invite whoever I choose."
There were apologetic murmurs. It was mid-afternoon on Sunday, and the coffee shop was deserted.
"Second. I spoke to Anika. She doesn't mean to come across as disapproving, it's her Indian upbringing. This job is the first time she's socialised in years."
More murmurs.
"And third; her husband is India for a month. So let's get the snotty bitch drunk, or better still get her laid!"
Anika had had an arranged marriage. Her husband, Arul, brought her to England and started his own business. Like many of his countrymen, he worked seven days a week, and eventually made a lot of money. She, with superior language skills, also worked hard; doing the ordering and accounts, and occasionally helped out in the shop.
To the outside world they ran a traditional corner shop. But the reality was ownership of a chain of a dozen shops, and a wholesale business. These were managed by Arul's various male cousins and friends. Recently Anika had persuaded him to let her get a job. So in their close-knit community, the story was Anika was only working to broaden her horizons. Now she had a job in an office, with six other females. But she was hoping to get promotion to team leader. Arul told his cousins he had checked the set-up and that she would not usually interact with males.
Chatting to Janet, about the impending birthday party, Anika said her husband had gone to India to look after his ailing mother. Another cousin would run the main shop while he was away, probably for a month. She liked the idea of letting her hair down with the girls, but said she was concerned the cousins might find out. Most of her extended family did not drink, but they friends who did. They'd be quick to report to Arul if she was spotted in a bar. Janet said she would make some arrangements, and get back to her.
Back in the coffee shop the party was being fine-tuned.
"So here's the deal." said Janet. "I've booked a private room at the Millfield Hotel.
"Whoa, expensive!" said Hazel.
"It is. But I have an old school friend who does their bookings, and we're getting a discount. It's Friday night and you all have to chip in fifteen pounds, which covers the room and your drinks - if you stick to red wine. She got several cases in on the cheap. Other drinks, you'll have to go down to the bar and pay full price.
And I'm inviting half a dozen other mates, all girls, who will chip in the same as you. We get a fancy suite, with seating for up to twenty, a bathroom, and a bedroom where the strippers can change."
"Strippers?" asked Carole.
"They're included. My husband's brother is a stripper, and I've met his mates. They're called Tricolour."
"Oh wow! I've heard of them. Three different coloured men and they do the Full Monty."
"They do a lot more than that. Once we're warmed up, the blond, my brother-in-law, shows his tackle. They give us time to get another round in, then they dance again, and the shorter bronzed man gets his out. On the third dance, the black guy shows his. Finally, they go round the room, waving their dicks in our faces. Anyone who fancies copping a feel or a quick suck can do so."
"Is that legal?" queried Jenny.
"Not when they're on stage in a public show, but a private function? How many of you have had sex in a hotel? They'll be reluctant to cum though, they prefer to stay semi-hard."
"Except your brother-in-law, Janet." said Wendy. "He's Andrew, and I've heard about him. A friend of mine booked them for a hen party. He did a circuit of the room and got sucked by all except one woman."
"There's always one!" said Janet, rolling her eyes.
"Right," continued Wendy, "and when everyone had had a good gobble, he went back to one girl, came in her mouth and she swallowed the lot! Apparently, he was ready again in five minutes! Then the other two did the same."
"If we're in party dresses," said Carole, "we must swallow. Don't know about you ladies, but my old man gets pissed off when I come home with cum stains down my dress!"
"My old man," added Janet, "gets pissed off if I even mention Andrew. Anyway, there are only three of them; if you all want a mouthful, you'll have to draw straws! Just make sure I get a load -- but not Andrew's, he's family!"
"So, has anyone ever been fucked in one of these private shows?" asked Liv.
"I've never actually seen them perform, my husband won't allow it. But I understand some girls got fucked. The guys will be stopping over in the hotel that night, and usually, you could make a deal with one of them. But not at my party."
"You dirty bitch, Janet! Your birthday present is to fuck the lot, isn't it?"
"Oh yeah!" she replied, sarcastically. "And if my husband ever found out, he'd have a heart attack, probably while beating the shit out of me. Christ, he doesn't even know I've booked them."
"So why can't we fuck them?"
"Because I'm planning on having one, or better yet, all of them, fuck that pompous Anika! We'll get her good and drunk and take a movie of her doing the dirty. Then we can use the evidence to keep the bitch in her place."
"Anika, I'd love to invite you to my birthday bash, but I'm not sure it'll be your thing."
"Oh please! I don't want to be left out. I need a little fun while Arul is away."
"It's going to be very raunchy - you know, sexy. Will you drink red wine?"
"I have tried it. Tell me more about the party. My main worry is getting in and out of the house, without his cousins seeing. If I can do that, I'd be up for most things."
"Strippers?"
"Um ... OK."
"Surely your house isn't watched 24/7 is it?"
"No, but the neighbours may notice."
"What if I come to your place Thursday night, toting a big carrier bag? I'm just a colleague round for coffee, showing you her new dress. I leave with your party dress and shoes in that bag. Do you have a party dress; something sexy?"