This story is a little different than my others. This was written as a favor for a friend, who the Dee character is modeled after. This is in 3rd person, and is much longer than my other stories. I hope the length doesn't put too many people off.
This story has been bouncing around my head for a while and I had to get it out before I could get back to my other stuff.
As always, I love getting feedback and hearing from people who enjoy my stories.
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Dee wasn't sure exactly when she started looking at her husband Paul's coworker Mike a little different. Mike would come over to their apartment once in awhile, usually to pick up a dime bag of weed, although sometimes, just to play a couple games of Madden.
Sometimes, if Paul was working late and Mike needed to make a pick up, he would just leave the bag at the apt and Mike would pick it up directly from Dee. It was around then that things started changing for Dee.
Mike stopped by one day, and said he had to take a wicked piss, he had a beer after work and it was running through him quickly. He hurried down the hall to the bathroom, closed the door and sat down to relieve himself. When he got up and left the bathroom, she was walking by and glanced in, "Oh, how considerate," she joked, "you left the seat down." "What?" He replied, genuinely confused.
She pointed to the toilet, with the lid down. It took him a moment to realize what she was talking about, and then it hit him. "Oh! Oh....I always leave it down at home. I generally pee sitting down." He could see Dee eyeing him skeptically, "Well, you know I'm pierced, right?"
"What?"
"You heard me, pierced, as in I have a Prince Albert piercing in my cock. It's great for sex, but it tends to make it difficult to aim. Kind of like putting your thumb over the end of a hose; tends to cause it to spray a little. So, I sit. No muss, no fuss."
"Okaaay" she said, still sounding a little confused.
"Look, I can show you if you'd like." As soon as he said it, he realized how that sounded, "I mean, if you're curious, I'm not trying to sound like a creep, 'Hey, let me show you my dick', and all that. You know what, never mind, I shouldn't have said anything, I'm sorry, let's just forget it."
"No, well....look, now you got me curious...can I?"
"Okay, but look, let's keep this a secret, shall we? I don't need your husband thinking I'm going around flashing his wife."
"Ooooo, a secret....." she giggled, "No worries, that's the LAST thing I want to do, 'Oh by the way dear, when your friend stopped by to pick up his weed, he whipped out his dick for me!'" she said mockingly.
"Good point. Okay, here goes." and with that, Mike unbuckled his belt and opened his pants his exposed his prick.
Dee's eyes involuntary shot open, "whoa...," she quickly tried to regain her composure. Sure enough, through the head of his cock was a thick, silver ring. It went in through the urethra, and came out through a hole on the underside of the shaft about an inch or so below the urethra itself. Now, while the ring was indeed fascinating, as she had never seen one in person, and she could see that having an obstruction passing through his pee hole could cause the usual stream of urine to sprayed like a 'thumb over a hose', but that was not why she gasped. It was his cock itself. A "hose" was indeed a good reference. He was big. Maybe not by porn standards, but was he was long and thick. Probably bigger in this flaccid state than her husband's was fully erect. She noticed along the underside there were several rows of small indentations, 4 sets of two each, running down the length of his shaft.
"What are those?" She inquired, mesmerized.
"Those are other piercings; I normally don't wear the barbell studs in those, unless, well, I'm planning on using them for sex.
"Whoa..." She muttered again. "That's, uh, that's impressive. And you wear all them when you have sex?"
"Sure, that's pretty much why I got them, the Prince Albert, the ring I'm wearing, tickles the inside of my urethra quite nicely. Plus it rubs the inside of the woman's pussy, giving her a thrill too. And when I wear all the barbells, well, it drives them crazy in Doggy Style! It's called a 'Jacob's Ladder,' all the studs hit the clit and the ring at the end can stimulate the G-spot. But, there are times when I've got to take them out though."
"Yea? Like when? Why?" she was trying to carry on a normal conversation, but was having a hard time not staring at his cock.
"Well, there are times when they just get in the way..."
"Like.......?" she pressed.
"Well, oral, for one. They get in the way and the ring can gag."