CHAPTER 3
Shannon rolled off of Evan and snuggled against him on her side, propping up her head with one hand and putting the other hand down over his pajama pants. She rested her hand lightly on his hard penis, giving it a couple strokes through the fabric with one finger. "I only saw for a couple seconds," she said. "The three of them were posing on a balcony for photos. The girl was on her knees in the middle. She was this tiny little thing with mini boobs and really white skin, and the men were black and really big like football players or wrestlers. I think the contrast was the theme. But I just stared for a second because I was surprised and then I turned around and ran out of the house."
"Hmm," Evan said. He was looking up at the ceiling. Shannon kept her hand on his penis as a gauge of how he was doing. According to that reliable metric he was still fine. "So, you noticed the girl's little boobs. You even said they were pointy before. But the only details you noticed about the men were that they were black and big?"
"No...I mean, how much detail is important here? Like, one black guy was taller and the shorter one had darker skin." Shannon knew she sounded ridiculous.
"Oh. And two legs and two arms on each of them, right? Like, you took note of the important stuff." Evan tilted his head to look at her.
"What do you mean?" Shannon found the tip of Evan's penis through his pajama pants and gave it a little squeeze with her thumb on forefinger. She didn't know if she was teasing him or trying to get out of the situation.
"I mean, before me you had two serious boyfriends, right?"
"Right."
"And so you had seen how many naked men in your life, before today?"
"Well, there were some scenes in shows we've watched with naked men, so I don't know exactly."
"OK, so let's say number of erections, not number of naked men."
"Three. And it's still three. The men today weren't hard."
"
So you did notice their dicks, then
?" Evan was a talented impressionist, which was an odd talent for him to have because he was hardly the theater-kid type. When he said this he did it in the voice of the lead detective in the show they had been watching, like he had just seized on the clue that would close the case. Shannon burst into laughter, which didn't entirely hide that her face was already bright red from this line of questioning. She took her hand off of Evan's pants to cover her face.
"I can confirm that both men had penises, yes."
"
And do you think you could pick out these penises from a line up? I assure you, ma'am, this is important
."
Shannon was now snorting with laughter through both hands. "I don't know, detective. It happened so fast."
"
Please. Whatever details you can recall I'm sure would be helpful
..."
Shannon took a moment to calm herself and then settled back against Evan, but she didn't put her hand back on his pants. "Well, like I said, they were big guys, and their penises were big too..."
"Go on." Evan was using his normal voice now.
"I already said one guy was darker, and his penis was really dark, but the tip of it was pink. I didn't notice any color change on the other guy's penis. Do some black guys have black penis tips and others not?"
"Yes..." Evan took a breath. Shannon could tell he was uncomfortable and deciding what to say and she wished she could put her hand back on the okay-ness meter but she didn't dare. "When you say," Evan said slowly, "that they were big guys with big penises...are you saying that their dicks were proportional...like what you would expect with the rest of their size?"
Now it was Shannon's turn to pause, but she didn't let herself pause too long. "No. They were bigger than I would have thought."
"How much bigger?"
Shannon ached to put her hand back on Evan's penis but she thought that holding it while talking about bigger ones might be too much for Evan. He seemed OK, though - more curious than upset. She was mostly worried that her nervousness would be interpreted as not giving him credit for being secure enough to handle her seeing bigger ones, even by accident. She knew he was somewhat insecure about his size, even though they had never had a conversation about it. The weird thing was that she wasn't only nervous about Evan's reaction. She was also aroused, and she didn't fully understand why.
Shannon rolled partially on to Evan and put a hand on his chest. "They were crazy big. Like I had no idea that penises could be that big." Shannon nuzzled his shoulder. "But I guess that's why they are porn actors, right?"
"I'm sure that has something to do with it. So...what did you think of them?"
"What do you mean?"
"I mean you saw two 'crazy big' dicks, so, what did you think of them?"
"I thought, 'I'm married and shouldn't be seeing this,' and then I ran out of the house!"
"That's not what I mean. I mean, what did you think about the size?" Evan rubbed her back a little and pulled her into him which made Shannon feel a lot safer.
"I thought that they were too big. Like I have no idea how any woman could possibly fit those inside her."
"Some women can. Certainly the women who do those particular porn videos can."
"What do you mean, 'particular'?"
"I mean, most men who do porn are going to have bigger ones, but not big like you saw. There are only a few men that big and it sounds like what you saw was actors for an interracial sex video where the size of the dicks compared to the size of the girl is the point."
"It sounds like you know what you are talking about. You've seen that sort of video?"
Evan squirmed a little, which Shannon took as an opportunity to put her hand back on his pajama pants to reassure him. His penis was rock-hard, which was very reassuring to her. "Yes," he said. "A few times."
"I know that you watched porn before we were married. I saw a website address on your browser. I would have told you if I was upset about it. And I'm also not upset about it if you watch porn sometimes now. Or, at least I
think
I'm not upset about it. I guess a lot of guys do it."
"It's not like I do it a lot," Evan said, by way of admission.
"And it doesn't mean that you're not happy with me sexually, right?" As she asked this Shannon pushed Evan's penis downward so that it stuck up vertically in his pajamas. Her tone and coy behavior was intended to convey that she knew perfectly well that he was happy with her sexually, but she was actually quite afraid of this question.
"I'm overjoyed with you sexually," Evan said, "and that's exactly it. Anytime I've looked at porn it was when you were unavailable, so you could say that I was dissatisfied with your sexual availability at that moment, but it's not like I would ever pick porn over you."
Shannon pulled on Evan's waistband a little and commanded, "off, please!" Evan pulled off his pajama bottoms together with his underwear. Shannon pushed herself down on the bed and put her head in his lap. She pulled back his penis and pressed it into her face, and then let it go; it slapped against his body. "I don't mind the idea that you have trouble dealing with me not being around. There's one thing I don't understand, but maybe it's just because I don't really understand porn." Shannon started to lightly kiss Evan's balls and the base of his penis.
"What?"
"So, you say that this interracial biggest-penises porn is like a specific type or porn, right? And most porn has guys who are bigger but not big like that, right?" Shannon gazed at Evan innocently while holding his penis to her cheek.
"Yeah."
"So why would
you
watch that type? I mean, wouldn't that type be for girls who like really big ones or something?"
Evan hesitated and Shannon put the tip of his penis in her mouth. "No," he said, "I think almost all porn is for guys..."