The kids are always neglected in these stories.
Mom and Dad, I want to thank both of you for responding to my text and being on time for dinner. Especially you Dad; I know it must have been hard, no pun intended.
Both my mom and dad looked at me with confusion while Grandma let out a giggle
Grandma and I have ordered pizza, please sit, and eat while I talk. Grandma has also fixed each of you your favorite cocktail, at 15, I'm still innocent. I've only taken a few sips here and there and haven't acquired a taste for alcohol yet.
By the time I'm done, I think you'll need it.
Thank you, grandma.
Now, let's start with you, Mom.
You are a cheating selfish slut.
"You go to your room right now Tina," Mom said. But Grandma was having none of that.
"You sit there and shut up before I slap you across the face. You are a cheating selfish slut. And Rodger, you just sit there and listen too. You're no angel either."
Thank you, Grandma.
As I was saying, I don't have the actual first date that you became a cheating selfish slut, I started noticing the change about four months ago. Rather, I saw the change about four months ago when Mr. Wilson was....
"I'll say it for you dear, Fucking you up your cheating selfish slut ass."
Thank you, Grandma.
As I said, I'm not sure when it started, but Mr. Wilson had been flirting with you for months, everyone in the neighborhood had seen it; you finally gave in.
And you Dad. Do you know what a cuckold is? I didn't until Grandma explained it to me. It's a man who just sits on his ass and does nothing while his wife .........
"Gets fucks by another man."
Thank you, Grandma.
Mom and Mr. Wilson may or may not have been, you know what yet, but you must have seen what was going on and you did nothing. Pathetic!
So, back to Mom, and Mr. Wilson. Four months ago, my after-school study class time changed, as I told you, but I guess you didn't listen to me because...
"Tina, today you can just say whatever you like, and no one will be offended or look at you any differently for the language you use. Hell, your parents used enough of it."
Mom and Dad looked back and forth at each other.
Thank you, Grandma.
As I was saying, I guess you did not listen to me because you were more focused on Mr. Wilson's dick.
"Which is quite large for a man only 5'6"," Grandma interjected.
I'm still just an innocent girl. But thank you Grandma for helping me understand that size does matter but being in love means more, no matter what the size.
And Mom, I have never heard one person curse as much as you in my 15 years. Grandma, do you recall how many times I told you Mom said fuck?
"It doesn't really matter Tina, we have her saying up to 10 Fucks on video and it ended with a long FUUUUUUUUUUUK!"
Thank you, Grandma.
Yes, Mom, I have a video surveillance system all over this house. And you owe Grandma and Grandpa $2,500 for it. She'll take cash or a check.