"I really ought to move to a warmer climate," I said to no one in particular as I limped across the intersection toward my townhouse. The damp April weather was playing hell with my arthritis. As I walked down the block, I noticed a tall overweight man standing on my front steps.
"May I help you?"
He flinched at the sound and looked behind him.
"Yes, I'm looking for Robert McNeil. My name is-"
"Arthur Gordon", I said finishing his sentence. "I'm Robert McNeil. What can I do for you this sunny morning?"
Arthur's eyes took stock of my short stature. He scowled. "I came to talk to you about my wife."
I held his stare. "Then please step back so I can unlock the door. We can discuss it inside."
Arthur moved out of the way until I unlocked the door, and then followed me in.
"Would you care for a cup of coffee? I made it before I went for the morning paper. If you do, I suggest we sit at the breakfast nook in the back. The sun warms it nicely this time of day."
He nodded and moved to the back. I carried the coffee service and sat across from him.
"What is it you care to discuss," I asked as I stirred the cream and sugar in my coffee.
His scowl returned as he handed me an opened envelope. It was addressed to me with an uncanceled stamp on front. I removed the card and chuckled. Amy had a wicked sense of humor. It was an anniversary card.
Inside was written: Happy 25th my darling. Love, Amy
"What is the meaning of this McNeil? Are you having an affair with my wife?"
I chuckled. "You might as well start calling me Robert. I hope you cleared your day because this could take quite a while."
I took a moment to enjoy my coffee much to Arthur's exasperation.
"I first met Amy about twenty eight years ago. I was a patrolman on the police force. There had been a number of rapes in the woods between the university campus and the women's dorms. They had me walking the area dressed like a student.
"One night I heard a scream and ran in the direction of the sound. I found two guys holding a squirming woman down while a third pulled off her jeans. She got an arm free and began fighting back until one knocked her out. The third man by then had her naked from the waist down and his pants down to his knees.
"He was about to penetrate her when I kicked my foot up from a dead run and caught him between the legs. He groaned and fell to the side. His accomplices were too busy trying to rip her top off to notice. I hit the second man with my fist to the side of his head. As he went down, I kicked him in the ribs. I didn't notice the last man was cutting off her bra with a knife. As I turned toward him, I saw something shiny slice at my side and swung my arm to deflect it.
"I pulled my gun from the ankle holster as the guy charged firing twice from a couple feet away. The man dropped. I radioed for help. I handcuffed the man I had kicked in the ribs. The one I kicked in the groin started to move until I kicked him in the balls again.
"The woman was conscious, but going into shock. I dressed her as best I could and held her until my assistance arrived. The paramedics were checking her over when they noticed my arm. I had a six inch slash between my wrist and elbow. They wrapped me up and transported me with the woman. On the way to the hospital, she held my hand and wouldn't let go.
"Several weeks after the incident, the desk sergeant handed me a piece of paper. The note was from the woman I saved. Her name was Amy Davis and would I please call her. When I called the next day, she invited me to dinner on Wednesday, fortunately my day off.
"I met Amy and two of the other victims at a little Italian restaurant by the university. They bought me dinner as a thank you for catching those guys. Amy held back as the other women were leaving. She told me she wanted to specially thank me for saving her from what the other women went through. She kissed me, told me I would always be in her prayers, and handed me a small wrapped box and told me to open it when I got home."
With that I reached in my shirt and pulled up a silver chain over my head. It held a silver heart. I turned it over and showed it to Arthur. It was engraved "MY HERO".
"Amy never mentioned the attempted rape to me," said a stunned Arthur, "but the card says twenty fifth. You said the attack was twenty eight years ago."
"You married Amy about a year after she graduated. She worked in the accounting department where you worked. She had your first child, Sarah, a week after your first anniversary."
"How do you know that," Arthur stammered.
I excused myself for a minute and returned with a covered expanding file. I refilled our cups and opened the file as I continued speaking.
"Amy came to see me when she was about six months pregnant. By then I was a detective on the police force. She asked me if I knew a good Private Investigator. When I asked the reason, she said she thought her husband was cheating on her.
"I told her I worked part time for one of the best in town. He was expensive, but if she wanted proof for a divorce, he would uncover it. She said she only had a little money saved up, so I told her to give me the details, your picture, and I would see what I could uncover."
Arthur's eyes sank as he waited for me to continue.
"I believe her name was Joyce. She worked for you about four years. I always wondered how long you were having the affair before you met Amy. The two of you seemed too relaxed together to be a new affair."
"Over two years by the time Amy was pregnant," Arthur stated with a happy tone in his voice. "I heard the rumor that she thought her husband was cheating. I told her I had a friend who was a PI and would investigate cheap. She went for it.
"My friend tailed him to a sleazy bar where he drank heavy and flirted with the local whores. My friend motioned one of them over and paid two hundred dollars for them to get the guy drunk and in the motel next door. He offered another two hundred after he took pictures of them fucking the guy."
"I showed Joyce the pictures. Since he made great money, I convinced her to have a lover for revenge. My plan worked for me until she suddenly quit."
I pulled a set of six pictures from the file and laid them in front of Arthur.
"I showed Joyce these after work in the parking lot. I informed her they would be sent to her husband and her parents if she didn't resign from the company in two weeks. I told her never to contact you again."
Arthur rubbed his forehead. "HR said she had to resign because of a family emergency. I always thought her husband might have become suspicious of her working late."
"Because she was pregnant, I told Amy you were having drinks after work with a mixed group of coworkers and it never evolved beyond playful flirting."
His questioning expression turned into a smirk. I'd wipe that off his face before I was finished.
"Everything was quiet until a month before Sarah was born. You were promoted to a group manager of sales," I continued as I put the first stack of pictures away and laid out a new stack for Arthur's viewing, "and you started an affair with your secretary, Delores or Dee as you call her.
"You were so busy at the Holiday Inn with Dee that you didn't know your daughter was born until late that night. Amy did just fine by the way. I brought her in by squad car when she couldn't find you. I stayed with her through the whole delivery. By the way, Sarah is my mother's name."
The smirk evolved into a frown.
"Shortly after that life got in the way and I couldn't keep track of you for over 6 months. When I started watching again, you were still doing Dee." I tossed a couple of pictures on the stack.
He glances at them.
"My life was going great. I figured I would be promoted again within 5 years. I was fucking Dee at least 3 times a week and getting a blowjob almost every morning before the rest of the staff arrived."
"And then things got better?"
He smiled and nodded.
"Amy called all frantic one afternoon, says one of her friends had a terrible accident. She is leaving Sarah at her mother's before going to her friend. She promised she would call when she knew more. I was concerned until she called that evening. She said her friend was in critical condition with multiple injuries.
"She asked if I would mind if they stayed with her mother since it was closer to the hospital and work. Her friend was having surgery tomorrow and later a lot of physical therapy. She was worried because her friend was all alone except for her. She said her mother would watch the baby the whole time. I told her I thought it was really touching that she would show so much kindness for a friend and I would be fine.