It had been quite some time since my wife; Dana and I had been able to go on a weekend alone. We had planed a quiet get away in the mountains. The excitement of being alone was more than we could control as we drove through the wooded countryside. We both had been laughing and fondling each other and I had lost my attention to the road, more especially, to how fast I was driving. We were quickly brought back to reality by the flashing red lights in my rearview mirror.
"Is there a problem Officer?" I asked the young Sheriff's Deputy.
"Sir, do you know how fast you were going," he asked.
"No Officer I guess I was preoccupied with my lovely wife," glancing over at Dana.
"Sir, you were going 80 in a 65. May I see your license and registration?"
"Officer is there some other way we can handle this?" I heard my wife ask.
I was surprised at what I heard my wife say.
Dana had unbuttoned the tight blouse she was wearing to reveal more of the cleavage she was already showing.
I caught on to what she was doing and looked back at the Officer who I could see had an eye-full of my wife's chest.
"Yes Officer, is there some other way we can handle this?"
Trying to regain his composure the Officer cleared his throat and said, "Excuse me?"
"What my wife is saying Officer... Is there some other way we can handle this?"
To let him know there was no doubt what we were offering, I reached over and brushed my wife's nipples with my finger. Dana moaned seductively causing the Officer to clear his voice again.
"Sir, if I could see your license and registration to make sure you have no warrants, we can all get on our way."
Giving him what he had asked for, he went back to his car. I could tell by looking at him in my mirror, we had gotten to him. I could clearly see him adjusting himself as he was walking back to his car.
"I can't believe you Dana. You are so naughty," I told my wife.
"Do you mind honey? I mean, after all, it is your fault I'm so horny," she replied. "I mean after all, he is cute and we had talked about doing some wild-things this weekend!"
"True, it is my fault, but you are so damn beautiful I couldn't help myself. As far as the young cop is concerned, if he wants to play then that's cool with me."
"Sir, your record came back clean but I need you to step out of your car."
Looking over at Dana with a quizzical look, I did as the officer asked.
"Sir, I will need you to come back to my car and lean against my car. There has been a rash of drugs coming through this county and I need to make sure you're not carrying anything."
"Ok whatever you need," looking at his name badge, "Officer Daniels."
I leaned against his hood as he gave me what could be at best considered a very quick pat down.