Author's Note:
This group of characters made their debut in my short, "The Temp Secretary" released on 3/8/2017. That story is not required reading, but I recommend reading it for more fun in their lives. This is just another short (FLASH) chapter in their lives. There is NO cuckolding, humiliation or any sort of swinging going on, however the characters let loose quite a bit more than is normally appropriate for prime-time audiences.
Thanks to Guinahart and SBrooks103x for their time editing this. Short story or not, it was riddled with errors before they got to it.
Disclaimers:
It's probably too short, or too long. I probably don't know how to spell very well. Somewhere, a story like this one has likely already been told. If for some reason, you make it to the end and still don't like it, I will gladly give you a refund.
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Amateur Night
It was a dark and stormy night... Nope, not even close. Mike looked out the window, saw the sun shining, and thought it was about time to check out early.
"Heh, it's Friday anyhow," he thought.
He looked across the lobby to his partner's office, and figured it was time to do a little male bonding. He smiled thinking of all the trouble they used to get into together. Dave was the kind of wingman that you always wanted around. Since they had both gotten married, they hadn't hung out nearly as much.
Mike thought of his lovely wife, Maggie, and the boys. They were great, but sometimes he just wanted to spend a little time being a guy again. Dave would know just what to do, to get them into the right amount of trouble. He smiled at that thought, memory drifting back to their college days together.
He got up and walked into the lobby. Mary was freshly back from her maternity leave, having just had her third child. Dave's wife, Theresa, had been filling in for her while she was out. Mike smiled at her and kept walking over to Dave's office, shutting the door behind him.
"Hey, Dave. Got any plans tonight?" he asked.
"Well, I was going to go to this thing with Theresa. Why, is Maggie leaving you alone for the evening?" Dave chided him.
"Hah, that's funny. No, man, we haven't hung out in forever. I just wanted to spend some quality time with my bud, that's all."
"Hmm, I think I might have an idea. Let me call Theresa and let you know."
Naturally, Mike made a hand whipping motion, and the cracking noise that goes with it.
"Nice... Asshole," Dave replied, laughing with his buddy.
Mike left his partner's office, and walked back out to talk to Mary. They chatted for a few minutes about the new baby, until Dave emerged from his office. He said, "Mary, thanks for the help today. Why don't you head out a little early, so you can relieve your mom?"
She got up to leave, "Thanks, Dave. Behave, you two!" With that, she grabbed her purse and left the office for the day.
Dave nodded for Mike to hang back. "So, now that I've talked with Theresa, I have a new plan for us. You and I are going to the Foxy Lady!"
"Woohoo! Man, we haven't been to that place in ages," Mike replied, full of enthusiasm.
It was true. They hadn't been to the Foxy Lady in nearly a decade, since before they were married with families. The place was one of two strip clubs in their medium sized town. Back when they used to frequent it, it had been the better of the two.
Mike was pumped, and Dave genuinely enjoyed his friend's excitement. They locked up the office and Dave followed his friend's car over to Mike's house. Mike had called ahead to let his wife know of their plan to hang out, he just didn't say where. They went in, to find that Mike's wife was getting ready to go out herself.
"Hey, babe, what are you going to do tonight? Anything fun planned?" Mike asked her.
"Yeah, since you two idiots are going to hang out and drink beer, grunting like cavemen, I decided to call up an old girlfriend. I'm going to meet her, and go out for drinks and dancing," Maggie replied.
Mike was doubly excited now. Whenever she went out for drinks and dancing, her motor would be red-lining when she got home. The only thing that could come between them at that point, were the kids.
"Where are the kids tonight?" he asked.
"With your parents, duh," she replied with a wink.
He beamed a smile so bright, it could probably have been seen from space. His wife walked up to him, gave him a fierce hug, and lay a kiss on him that left him weak in the knees. It didn't hurt that she had smashed her respectable chest into his, rubbing her pelvis against his groin. She backed off, winked at the two men, and returned to the bathroom to finish her primping.
Mike turned to his buddy, smile still etched in stone on his face, and said, "Let's go, dude, you're driving!"
A few minutes later, they pulled into Dave's driveway and went inside. They found Dave's wife also getting ready to go out. Mike was a bit worried at first, thinking that she might be crashing their guy's night out after all.
"Hey, Mike," she welcomed him. "Been a while. How are Maggie and the kids doing?"
"Good, everyone's good. How've you been?"
"Good here too. Where are you idiots going to tonight?"
"Not sure. Dave here's the one with the plan!"
She turned to her husband, "Dave honey, could you be a doll and help me out for a second?"
"Sure, honey." Turning to Mike he said, "I'll be right back."
Mike sat at their table for a minute, waiting. Dave went back to their bedroom and helped his wife with her final preparations. Dave finished zipping up her skin-tight dress, as they talked about their respective plans for the night. She turned to face him, and he pulled her to him, kissing her with passion.
"Mmmm, not that I'm complaining, but what was that for?" she asked him.
"For everything. I love you so much, and am still amazed that you picked me," he replied, smiling.
"Well, I will be glad to show you my appreciation later tonight," she replied, smiling as well.
With that, the guys drove off in search of their apparently lost male bonding.
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Dave pulled in to the Foxy Lady's parking lot, and the building hadn't changed a bit. About the only thing that they noticed was that it looked like it had a fresh coat of paint on the walls. The red neon sign still glowed, declaring the place, "The Foxiest."
They went inside, and even the interior was the same. There were some dim lights all around the seating area, with a spotlight and some multi-color rotating lights playing over the glossy black stage. In the center of the stage, of course, was a polished brass pole that ran from stage to ceiling.
The seating around the outside of the floor was the private dance area. Tables were arranged inside U-shaped seats, with extremely high backs to allow for some privacy between tables, while still allowing full view to the bouncers walking around.
At least the smell inside was better. Last time they had come here, smoking indoors was still legal, and the place was as stuffy as Mike's mothers old Ford Thunderbird. She had smoked two packs a day, ended up on oxygen, and passed away from lung cancer at the ripe old age of 64. Dave led them to one of the side tables, and a skinny looking brunette waitress followed them over.
"Hey, fellas, what'cha drinkin' tonight?" the waitress asked, with a slight southern drawl.
Mike spoke up first. "I'll have an Icehouse. Dave?"
"Yeah, can I get a Rum and Coke, please?" Dave asked.
"Sure thing, sugar..." replied the brunette with a wink, walking away.
Thankfully the local laws allowed alcohol to be served, but there were strict rules about the amount of space needed between dancers and customers. The waitress returned with their drinks and waited for them to pay. Mike looked at his friend, and Dave just groaned and forked over the twenty bucks, getting no change in return. Obviously, the prices had gone up since the last time they had been there. The skinny girl smiled brightly, and sauntered off to the next group of guys that had just sat down closer to the stage.