Hey Folks. I got asked to produce a mystery story for the amazing RandiBlack1958, and when Randi comes knocking, I have learned, you answer the call. She asked for a Mystery, and I took that rather literally. So, I wrote this -- my first noir-ish detective story.
Randi also edited it, and complained a lot about the number of dashes I use in my text, among other things. My good friend NoneTheWiser also helped me out with some very effective commenting and editing.
Yes, I'm still working on Ryan's follow up, before anyone asks.
Also, someone asked what I did on the comments to another story -- no, I'm not a writer in my day job (I
wish
I could get paid for this!) What I do for a living is a lot less exciting than doing this for a hobby:)
I was in deep slumber when the phone decided to start playing Keane's "Everybody's Changing" song, at full blast. I was dreaming about making donuts with a young Olivia Newton-John, circa "Grease," when the phone began to signal my return to real life. At least I think I was; I read somewhere that you tend to lose recall of your dreams about an hour after you wake up, unless they somehow make the transition to long term memory. I grunted; this dream wasn't going to make that transition. Who makes donuts with Olivia Newton-John? Couldn't my brain have at least given me a sex dream about her? She was my first crush, after all.
I opened my eyes and glanced at the clock. The blue LED numbers read 12:14. Great. Asleep for an hour and half. Yeah, I'm old. I get to sleep before eleven. So what? Sue me. I did all my "staying up late" shit when I was twenty. I'm fifty now, and I like sleep.
Clarice stirred next to me, also brought out of her sleep by the phone, pushing at me gently to answer it.
I reached out and grabbed the phone. If it was Keane's main song playing, then I knew who it was. Miranda, my partner of four years, was calling, and it wasn't a social call. She knew better.
"Yeah?" I grumbled as I answered the phone. No preamble, no niceties. If I was being called at this time of night, the call didn't need it. It was nothing good.
"Sorry to call so late, John. We caught one tonight. Need to get your ass down here. It's a puzzler."
I grunted again.
"Fine. Where? Text me the address. I'm naked and without a pen. There, imagine that, Miri." I loved to give her a hard time. The only thing imagining me naked would do would make her retch. Miranda was into women, and very attractive women at that. I was at the other end of the spectrum of attractive, gay or straight.
"Oh, you know how to make a girl quiver, John," she replied, and then just broke the connection.
I got up, trying to be careful not to disturb Clarice any more than she already had been.
"Gotta go in?" she mumbled without turning over, more awake than I had thought.
"Yeah. Sorry, babe. Duty calls. Miranda says we caught a case. I had though Murphy and his idiot sidekick were on call tonight, but apparently not. I'll be back when I'm back. Don't wait on me. Love ya, babe."
She just said, "Murmmm," and snuggled down a bit deeper into the covers. She was right. It was cold outside; January in Minneapolis will do that to you.
I walked over to the bathroom, grabbing clothes as I went, closed the door behind me and turned on the light, dressing as fast as I could.
I still took the time to brush my teeth, and then stared at myself critically in the mirror, the overhead LED lightbulbs casting a glare on my face. Clarice had bought the 'outside light' type, and their magnesium glare was far harsher on my face than I thought it should have been.
There, staring back at me, was one John McDouglas Tulley, fifty years old, on the Minneapolis Metro PD for the past fifteen years, eight years as a beat cop, and seven as a homicide detective. I work in the fourth precinct, out of downtown city hall. I had a shaved headβhey, when it starts to thin, just take it all off I sayβand was perpetually blue chinned, even though I shaved as close as I could every morning. I was in fairly decent shape; I wasn't going to win any marathons, but I wasn't hugely overweight either. Six foot, two hundred ten even; not so bad at my age. Slightly sunken eyes, blue, of course, with what looked like bags starting to form under them. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised, with the year we'd had.
There was a gang war afoot out there -- gangs from the east -- Milwaukee, Madison, even Chicago, were making their presence felt, and the local gangs weren't happy about it. There'd been back and forth between them, beatings, shootings, even a family decapitated, like you see the Mexican cartels do. It had quietened down over the summer, then flared up again in the fall. There was what looked like a fragile truce over the holidays, but here we were in January, and boom, looked like it was starting again.
We'd solved most of the homicides we'd been given, but never with enough evidence to prosecute anyone. The gangs were good; multiple years of experience at this sort of thing made them very good at both cleaning up, making sure there was no evidence, and if there were witnesses, suddenly they didn't want to talk anymore. We knew what was going on, and most of the time who, but never acquired enough to put anyone away. It was frustrating and annoying, and it kept us all working way more than we should have needed to.
Here was another one, it seemed. I sighed. Just time to gargle with the mouthwash, and off I went.
I was right. It was cold out. I wished I was back in the sack with Clarice. She was always game for "sharing warmth" as she put it. Hell, I'd even share warm bodily fluids too; it would seem only neighborly, you know? I'm just that good of a guy.
I drove to the location given by Miranda, letting Google Maps guide me. We had this technology, why not use it, right? That was a thing now, letting map devices and applications guide you. Whatever happened to navigating by remembered landmarks? When I was a kid, we used to know where things were based on their relative position to bars and pizza joints. Now, it's all apps and smart phones and all that crap. Instead of being in our heads, it's all in the "cloud". God knows, the phones were smarter than most of the people who use them, that's for sure.
Still, I used them too. Around this neighborhood, I didn't know my way that well, so it was Modern Technology All The Way.
It only took thirty-five minutes, but then it was midnight on a weekday.
When I got there, there was the usual amount of controlled mayhem. Cruisers, an ambulance, a morgue truck, beat cops moving with purpose. I flashed my badge at Trent, who was the first cop I saw once I got out of the car. I didn't really need to; he knew who I was. We were old drinking buddies -- but it's ingrained in me, so I did it anyway.
"Bad one, John," he said, the breath puffing out in the cold. "Go on inside. Ground floor. Miranda is in there."
We were standing outside an office building off East 26
th
street. It was a small one, with a window that advertised "Newton Accounting." There was a cop at the door, and I flashed him my badge as I went inside. It was a two-person office, a receptionist area where the window to the street was, and another room behind it, presumably where the accountant, - Mr. Newton?, - worked. I glanced around the receptionist room. Computer, but completely clear desk. Phone, but turned sideways. No personal photographs, chair pulled into the desk completely. Yeah, no one worked here. This must have been a one-man operation. I walked into the back room, and there was Miranda, talking to the police photographer, Jason Blakoviach. She saw me, flashed me a look, nodded at the desk and what was on the floor behind it, before carrying on her conversation.
The big desk was a U shaped, with the occupant's computer in the middle, complete with two screens. There was a printer on one side, and a stack of documents on the other. The office held the other usual stuff: chairs on the other side of the desk, wall full of official documentation, filing cabinets, all the stuff you'd expect to find.