I am one of those women who used to be referred to in hushed tones at the church women's group and the CWA (Country Women's Association) scone judging as 'the other woman' and in the press which delighted in reporting such matters as divorce cases, as 'the co-respondent' and in men's clubs as 'the mistress' or 'his bit of fluff' or 'his bit on the side'. All of these euphemisms were descriptions of a woman who was having an affair with another woman's husband.
Okay, I admit that I'm that I am having an affair with a man who just happens to be legally married to, and not divorced from, another woman, that much is true. That this 'affair' is not the sleazy relationship that all of those euphemisms hint at is something that the straight-laced people of this town cannot comprehend, simply because they do not know the full circumstances of my relationship with Edward le Tourneau.
It all began a year ago when I answered an advertisement in the newspaper for a Secretary to the CEO of a large family owned pastoral company. The requirements were simple enough, keyboard skills with the emphasis on word processing and spreadsheets, a good phone manner and most of all an appreciation of the rural demographics. Coming from a rural background I applied for the position and was over-joyed to be asked in for an interview.
I wore my best conservative business suit and minimal make-up, reasoning that rural types didn't like painted ladies. I arrived ten minutes before my appointment and made use of the waiting time to look at the company's annual report that was conveniently placed on the coffee table in front of me, a point not lost on the receptionist. A few minutes after another applicant left she led me to the board room where the interview would be conducted and I was introduced to Edward le Tourneau, his wife Rachel and brother William, all directors of the company.
"Won't you sit down." Edward said, indicating a chair. I sat and took a deep breath to compose myself. He looked at my résumé for a couple of minutes. "You seem to be suitably qualified for this position so we have little doubt that you can carry out its technical functions. The reason that we called you in is to see how well you will fit in with us, you see you will be working closely with each of us at various times. Now I see that you were brought up in the bush, can you tell us a little about your life, what you did and what your father did?"
"He was for many years the manager of a Stock and Station agency and I grew up with market prices for crops and livestock, weather forecasts both immediate and long range, pest eradication and crop selections. I loved it and was half way through a degree in agricultural science with an emphasis on rural demographics when he died suddenly. Mum didn't cope that well so I gave up my studies to be with her. I was the only family she had."
"We're sorry to hear that. What part of your studies, I know you mentioned rural demographics, did you find most interesting?"
"I was interested in many things from how to keep the kids on the farm to crop selection, whether the farmers should move into the area of GM crops for instance, taking into consideration its benefits as far as increased yields and reliability against the opposition from environmental lobby, the viability of 'on farm' value adding as well as livestock selection for the area. It's really interesting."
"Good." He smiled at me as he made a note on the pad in front of him. "What do you do in your spare time, do you play any sports, or have any hobbies or interests?"
"What spare time?" I smiled at them, I needed to show them that I was confident in dealing with people that I've just met and who were in a dominant position. "Actually I do play netball for the local team, it gets me out of the house and away from the computer, and I need that to recharge my batteries. I did a triathlon last year, I placed in the middle of the field and told myself that it wasn't too bad for a part timer in her first race."
"What about cooking and things like that I assume that if you looked after your mother you gained some experience?" Mrs le Tourneau asked.
"I've been cooking pretty much my whole life, when I was a little girl my mother would let me help out, it started with licking the beaters and helping her to clean up and gradually as I got older she allowed me to do more until, by the time I got to high school I could prepare a three course meal for my parents and their friends. No-one died so I must have been okay."
"You don't seem to be taking this very seriously?" William commented.
"Oh I take this very seriously, it's just that my father told me that to get on with country people you had to treat them as equals, as soon as you set yourself up as being different they will either turn against you or, and I've seen this happen, go behind your back and tell their friends what an idiot you are, the most common phrase is 'dickhead'. I respect all of you, but my understanding of this position will require me to be able to deal with your clients and most of those will be country people. I needed to show you that I can do that."
"You've done that." Edward said, "what we need now is to see whether you look the part, you won't be wearing those clothes on the job. In that room." He indicated a door, "you'll find some clothes that should fit, could you get changed and let's see what you'll look like."
I went into the room and looked at the clothes set out on a table. My immediate thoughts were that this was a test, there were both new and old clothes there so I looked through the older clothes and selected a pair of moleskin trousers and a blue shirt. There was a pair of R M Williams boots that looked well broken in and to top it off an Akubra hat, also broken in so I chose those over the new ones. Looking at myself in a mirror I smiled at the result, I looked like a girl who'd just come in from the paddock for lunch.
"Why did you put on the old clothes instead of the new ones?" Edward asked.
"Wearing new clothes to me says that I'm trying too hard, I want to fit in but can't bring myself to being seen in old clothes. To blend in I need to feel comfortable and these are clean, not badly worn and the boots feel just like mine do. I could walk around paddocks all day talking to farmers in these without looking like a shag on a rock (standing out)."
"I don't know about you two but I think Megan here is just who we're looking for." Edward said and the others nodded agreement. "When can you start?"
I looked at my watch. "Oooh, in say five minutes. No I'll be ready to start whenever you want me to."
"We're staying at the 'Grosvenor' on North Terrace, can you meet us there at 8:00 on Monday morning?"
"Certainly. Am I to assume that you're going back to your property and I should wear something comfortable to travel in?"
"You assume correctly, you can wear those if you like."
"Thank you for these and the job, I won't let you down." How was that for a positive statement? We shook hands all around and I left the boardroom and smiled at the receptionist as I left the office.
At 7:45 on Monday morning I walked into the foyer of the hotel to find Edward checking out and Rachel and William standing by a couple of suitcases. "You haven't packed much?" Rachel observed.
"No, I thought that I'd settle in first and then work out what I needed and send back for it to be sent up. I don't even know where we're going."
"You'll see. We'll pay the cost of transporting your things."
Edward came over. "We're just waiting for the hire car to arrive, he shouldn't be too long."
Just then a uniformed driver came in and picked up the bags and headed for the door. We followed him and William got in the front seat while I sat in the back between Edward and Rachel. The driver pulled into the traffic and headed north towards Parafield, the traffic was heavy and it took us about 45 minutes to get to Adelaide's light aircraft field and the hanger where the plane waited for us, its engine already running.
"She's ready to go." A man said as he opened the doors and the luggage compartments. "I've done the pre-flights for you and lodged your flight plan with the tower."
"Thanks Bob. We'll see you in a month or so, I'll call to let you know."
"Sure thing Ed."
We stowed the bags and I was just about to climb into the back seat. "Would you like to ride up front with me?" Edward asked.
I looked at Rachel who smiled and nodded to me as she climbed into the back. I wondered about this arrangement but decided that they were just being friendly and that I shouldn't read anything into the fact that I sat between them in the car and now I'm sitting next to Edward. I'm sure that there's nothing going on here. Edward spoke to the tower as he taxied to the runway and as soon as he got his clearance we were airborne. I looked down at the urban sprawl as we climbed and headed north.
"We should be there in around an hour or a bit more depending on the winds. You're not uncomfortable sitting up front are you?"
"No, the view's great, it looks so green after all the rain we've had over the last couple of years."