When my wife and I started sharing dirty stories shortly after we began dating, the ones we liked best were the ones where she found herself in situations encouraging her to explore her sexuality, whether I was present or not.
As we were in a long-distance relationship for the first year (she worked in a different city from where I went to university), these fantasies were the primary drivers of our frequent, and always blisteringly hot phone sex. We became very good at it.
After being separated for two excruciatingly long months and craving her physical contact, I bought us tickets to see a famous musician she liked who was playing on Hallowe'en night in the city where I lived. I called her excitedly with the news, looking forward to the opportunity to be together, if only too briefly.
I was shocked when she told to me she couldn't come, as much as she'd like to.
"I've already been invited to a costume party that night. I have my costume ready," she sadly told me.
I was crushed.
It got much worse when she described her costume in detail to me. She was going as an ultra-sexy vampire with long straight black hair, crimson lipstick, sharp fangs, a floor-length low-cut black dress, and a rivulet of blood dripping from her mouth between her luscious 36C breasts.
As I sat alone weeks later at the concert that I had hoped she would happily have attended with me, I couldn't help but imagine how delectable she looked, and what she might be doing at the party at that very moment. I continued to sit uncomfortably in my seat, suffering from a painful erection.
The next time I spoke to her on the phone, she apologized for not coming to the concert and was truly sorry she missed it, but she told me that she had a fabulous time at the party.
"Too bad you weren't there to see my costume. It was very popular with many people. I think you would have enjoyed it," she told me.
She was trying to cheer me up, but...it wasn't working.
"From your description of it, I am certain I would have,"I sighed. I told her of my acute discomfort at the concert thinking about her.
"You should have called me the next night!"she exclaimed. "We could have had fabulous phone sex about that!"
"A lost opportunity," I sighed.