THE DEVICE
I started my company while still in college. My father had damaged the nerves in his hand while I was in high school and having a mechanical flair, I put together a glove that forced his hand to clench and stretch, in an action that caused new nerve pathways to form. I patented the design and eventually sold it to a medical supply company for several million. I had other ideas that would eventually become reality and so I started my company to produce and market the devices. Without undue modesty, I have to say I that by the time I graduated, I was already one of the college's most successful alumni.
In college, I was already one of the most eligible bachelors, even as an incoming freshman. Having money and driving a premium Italian sports car didn't hurt the image at all. I knew that most of my dates were in it for the money, hoping to marry well, but that was okay. I was dating to get laid. Looking for love never entered my hormone driven, 18-year-old brain. And as with most things in my life, I was hugely successful.
It was junior year that I first saw Anita. She was stunning. She was one of those girls who literally, not figuratively, stopped traffic. I knew that to be true when I heard the cars behind me honking their horns and yelling at me to get my head out of my ass and get a move on. I turned as much as I could in that convertible's seat and flipped them all off. Unfortunately, when I turned back around, the goddess was gone. I pulled over and rushed around, looking for her, but without luck.
I spent two weeks rushing each morning to that intersection where I'd seen that vision, but no luck. I was about to give up when one morning I heard a cacophony of car horns and looked up to see... my goddess!
I think I tripped over my tongue twice before I caught up with her. I babbled away, stupidly, but managed to convey an invitation to date. Rarely in life have I seen a look that so succinctly summed up disgust and nausea so well. I stopped and stood dumbfounded as she continued on.
"I know that look! You've been Blared." I looked up to see a red-headed, freckled faced young man smiling at me. "I've seen that look many times. That onion assed bitch can reduce the strongest guy to rubble with just a sneer."
"Onion assed?" I asked.
"Yeah, you know. Brings tears to your eyes?" my new friend said.
"Well, I'm going to marry that ass and fry those onions. I'm Justin. Let me buy you lunch, and you can tell me all about Miss Blare." I reached out and shook his hand.
"Anita," he said, while we shook hands.
"Your name is Anita?" I was surprised. I would never have guessed.
"No, no," he laughed. "I'm Brad. No, that was Anita Blare."
Over burgers, Brad gave me the run down. Anita was a sophomore, a liberal arts student who had yet to declare a major ("She's kind of a dilettante as a student. She seems to float from one interest to another," Brad explained). "She's from a small town in Ohio, where she had been voted 'Miss Spring Flowers of 2021'. It's a beauty contest their county fair puts on. She seemed really proud of it until the cattier bitches in her sorority hung a sash on her one night when she passed out from drink. It was embossed with 'Miss Spring Flowers out of her Ass'. Apparently, her attitude had pissed off some of her sisters." He chuckled as he told the story.
He offered to introduce me to some of Anita's sorority sisters, who might be able to arrange for me to meet this goddess in a more amiable manner. I was no slouch at planning -- I already knew what might work.
It was the next afternoon when Brad's friend Rachael let him know when Anita and she would be leaving the sorority on their way to lunch. At the perfect moment, Brad and I pulled up, top down in my little Italian wonder. "Hi, Rachael." I called, "Can we join you for lunch?"
Rachael didn't get a chance to answer, as Anita blurted, "Please, yes, please join us." The look and the smile she gave me were polar opposites of the last look she'd bestowed on me.
As we followed the girls towards the cafeteria, I asked Brad, "Did you see that look she gave me? I think I'm in!" I smiled. "She didn't even recognize me from yesterday."
Brad shook his head. "I think that look was for the car, but unfortunately, I think you're in, as well. She didn't recognize you because she hardly looked at anything but the convertible." Walking ahead of us, I saw her glance back several times. At the car.
But that goddess was an amazing woman. She was bright, intelligent (she listened to my invention ideas for hours -- even my engineering friends never did that!), and she was beyond description in bed. We were soon exclusive and immediately following my graduation, we were married. Brad, who I'd hired to do the books for my company, even paying for him to continue studying for an MBA, was my best man. He was reluctantly my best man. He strenuously advised me to delay getting married, or to get a prenuptial, or just kill myself now. Brad was not an Anita fan.
I just smiled. I knew something he didn't know, something that thrilled me and filled me with passion for my bride. No, not that, although, yeah, that too. No, the thrill for me was parenthood. My bride was pregnant.
Josephine was born just six months after we tied the knot and was instantly the apple of my eye. Over the years, she grew more and more to resemble my wife in beauty, grace and as she passed through high school, in attitude.
When she was a baby and on through elementary school, my little Jo-Jo was a pure delight, a little daddy's girl. She had me wrapped around her little finger. That was fortunate for me. Her mother, who never did declare a major in college and who dropped out as soon as we married, had doted on me at first, became somewhat demanding and dismissive of me as the years went by. She still loved my money (my company became ever more successful with each of my new inventions) but seemed to find reasons to remove herself from my immediate vicinity. "I can't sleep well with your snoring," excused her move to the second master bedroom in our house; "You know I have to eat earlier, or I'll just balloon up" excused my model thin wife from sitting down to dinner with me and our daughter; and "My sorority sisters and I are just going to spend the week at the spa and catch up. I'll come back even more beautiful." was the reason for her vacationing alone, several times a year.
We still had sex, as often as a couple times a week (or so -- thinking about it, we did miss quite often) and for all appearances, she still was in love with me, holding my hand and kissing me when we were out. We went on dates almost every weekend, hitting clubs or restaurants she wanted to try. There was always a crowd. I tried to get her to hike or bike with me, to maybe just go out on the motorboat for a quiet river ride, or maybe take the yacht out for a cruise, but somehow it was always "no" or somehow a whole great group of people were included in what was to have been a private moment.