Things seemed to be heading in a direction I was unsure of. My nice quiet middle class life with a pretty wife and a garden, a good job with benefits, yes, comfort?
Heading down the tubes.
Right off the bat our new neighbors popped up as practically nudists, something my wife Sally and I weren't exactly used to.
Up until then there had been one time on vacation that Sally had actually gone topless, but ALL the women around us were topless, some even fully nude.
Nobody paid any attention at all, not a bit. So that incident excited me for perhaps 30 seconds, then I found I was paying no attention either. Even when one absolute knockout wandered up to us and asked for some water, wearing nothing but a hankie and some string, even that did nothing to me. Pleasant? Yea. Exciting..No.
So walking up to our fence to find Sally chatting away with David and Dana, Dana topless in her back yard and David naked with a damned full blown hardon was just a bit of a shock to my system.
Hell, it was Sally I expected to be shocked, she acted like this was normal, next thing I know SHE is fucking naked next to both of us, and I ended up sans shorts out in the open for the first time in my life.
I don't even know why, just to keep up maybe?
Then Sally started acting funny, not jealous of me looking at Dana which is what I would have expected, instead she was acting like she was excited at the idea of being nude and seeing David nude practically all the goddamed time.
It wasn't like he was bigger than me or better looking, I don't think he was, it was just...well, I just fucking don't know what it was.
I was probably a combination of turned on and jealous, hell Sally was my WIFE for God's sakes.
I sure as hell didn't want her getting screwed by my neighbor or anybody for that matter. At the same time I liked the looks of Dana and she kept making it obvious as hell that here was some pussy if I wanted it and her damned husband acted like he was totally unconcerned if I went and got some.
Go ahead, YOU try and deal with a situation like that, let me know how it turns out.
Then I fucked up. Bad enough I ended up pretty much masturbating Dana at the beach in public, even worse, Sally turned the tables and let David do the same which he seemed to manage with glee. I felt guilty and pissed off at the same time.
I realized I had pissed her off too, all right. I could understand that. So I resigned myself to keeping myself completely under control.
That sure worked real well.
That day Dana fell on the ladder and hurt herself, I was feeling in charge. I got to be the hero, the strong male figure that saved her, and I carried her in to let my wife treat her, so I was a hero in Sally's eyes, too! Off came Dana's shorts right in front of me(which didn't bother her one damn bit), still, I was now one up on my competitor. He had become that in my eyes.
Pretty damn good if I do say so myself. Yep, proud of myself.
Then Dana came over while I was gardening, one thing led to another and I was in her house, David was gone, off somewhere. Then it was "oil down her sore leg" and then it was obvious that not only was she mine for the taking but she was wanting, expecting me too. I could smell her excitement, and being male......
Somehow my face went between her legs, next she had her mouth on me, only the fact that I came brought me enough back to my senses enough that I managed to not fuck her right there on the couch, so help me.
My retreat was almost an escape, back to the safety of my home, my Sally. Of course I got the third degree, hell, she already pretty much knew, I never could hide anything from her.
One look at my guilty expression, one sniff of Dana's sex on me, yes, Sally knew. My next mistake was missing her anger, next thing I knew she was yanking me out the door, headed for Dana's place. Off to "fuck Dana", her exact words. Sure, I would have liked to, but I really would have preferred a belt upside the head and a couple of weeks on the cold couch as punishment for what we did.
I really did like my nice quiet happy middle class life.
Dana was quite delighted when she opened the door, then I was jerked inside and the door slammed shut. It might as well have been a jail cell, by then it had hit me that Sally was furious, and now not hiding it very well.
Great, I had two women tugging at my clothes in some kind of unspoken competition with each other, in the process Dana's hands were all over Sally who wasn't resisting, another complete surprise.
It never registered on Dana that Sally was pissed off at me and getting revenge, I had cheated on her and she knew it.
I couldn't even complain too much about Sally looking at David, we both always did look at other people and it never meant anything before. More than once Sally had elbowed me, pointing out some pretty gal with extra showing,she knew I liked that. I did the same to her when someone I thought she might find cute appeared, then we would tease each other in bed, fantasy stuff, it helped with lovemaking.
This wasn't fantasy, this was different, serious, I was getting almost attacked.
Then somehow I was forgotten, I was almost grateful until I realized that Dana had her face between Sally's legs and Sally was acting..no..not surprised, she was acting excited.
I managed to escape to a nearby chair, tugging my shorts back up to cover my quickly growing erection. Sally let out a groan and a shudder, damned if she didn't orgasm and she still had her top and panties on, her shorts went somewhere in the scuffle.
Now I was getting pissed off, Sally had never shown any lesbien tendencies at all. They both were completely oblivious to me, so I sneaked out of the room, through the back door and over our fence to our house.
Safety.
It was an hour later that Sally came in, she looked at me with a sheepish look.
"Well, are we even?" I demanded.
"Dan, I..." her voice trailed off. She plopped down on the couch.
"I don't know what happened."
"Sally, neither do I."
"Come on, let's go take a shower."
That sounded good to me, we scrubbed and rubbed each other until the water ran cool. Then we walked with our arms around each other back into the living room. I told her what had happened between Dana and me, how I had managed to stop just in time, somehow the oral sex had been enough to bring me back to my senses.
"It won't happen again."