"I woke up a little late."
"You woke up at eleven thirty."
"Am I telling the story or are you?"
"Candice, let's give Paul a chance to tell his side of the story. " Patricia offered.
"Fine. But, waking up at eleven thirty on our first weekend in the new house is a little ridiculous. "
Patricia couldn't help but to silently agree with Candice.
Paul went on despite being obviously outnumbered by the female contingent. "Anyway, I barely made it to the shower before she starts barking all these orders for unpacking. I thought that's what we hired the movers for. "
"Movers don't unpack they just "
move
", hence the name "
movers
." Candice said.
Paul looked amused, despite his agitation. Candice had a way of beguiling you even at her most annoying. Freshly turned thirty with big blue eyes and shoulder length thick brown hair; athletic and slender, yet voluptuous with a pair of knockout tits even Patricia noticed bursting out of her tight pink top.
Paul started,"...Anyway, she goes on for twenty minutes about how we pay the movers to move, not unpack. I hit the shower and she's all over me again. "
"I peeked my head in and Paul is jacking off."
"I wasn't jacking off; I was flirting with the idea. You know what I mean, Patricia?
Before Patricia could stop herself she nodded in agreement. She had to admit it, the idea of Paul in the shower with a semi wasn't the worst image in the world.
Candice interjected, "It was moving day, there's no time for jacking off. Besides, if he woke up early I probably would have at least blown him."
" Anyway, speaking of blowjobs...." Paul smiled an evil little smirk.
"Careful", Candice warned.
Patricia wasn't sure what to make of this exchange.
"Ok, we decided to tell you something, but you have to promise not to judge us. "
"Especially me." Candice chimed.
"Of course not." Patricia insisted.
"Alright, I get out of the shower and the movers are already there. Two big dudes, one is kida' fat and one is a total jock. " Said Paul.
Candice interrupted quickly. "Not fat, husky. Like a big Italian guy from the Bronx or something. Tony is half owner of this moving company. The other guy Kel, he's black , great voice. He sings on Wednesday's at Barry's on Fifth."
In her head, Patricia figures that Candice probably spent a little too much time flirting with one of them. She makes a little bet with herself that it's Tony. Something in the way she defended Paul's description of him.
"Anyway, we work on the house for like three hours and the guys and Candice talk for like two and a half of them. "
" They were funny."
"Funny. They were flirting." Paul insisted.
Patricia makes a mental note; Candice was flirting with both men. Not sure what that means, is Paul just becoming a jealous husband or is Candice becoming a bored housewife?
"Lunch rolls around and we're all sitting on the back porch. I made the boys some sandwiches. " Candice says.
"Yeah you did." Chuckles Paul
They both laugh. Patricia is stunned.
Are they kidding
? Of course they are.
"Anyway, Candice starts asking them if they're dating and stuff. You can tell Kel is a player. "
Candice takes over. "He's right. Kel is gorgeous plus, he moves furniture on the weekends, so you know he's built. "
Patrica can hardly wait, "And Tony?"
Paul responds, "Tony's got a different game, the sad-sack, he's like "
You know Mrs. M., ever since I got the business – I've been too busy for a nice girl – like you.
" See how he slipped in "
nice girl like you?
" Then he's like, "
And, I gained a bunch of weight lately because of the stress of running my business.
"
Paul continues. "And Candice is all like "
I know it must be hard." And, "...You're just stocky, I think you look good. A girl likes a big bear, makes her feel safe.
"
"And how does this make you feel, Paul?" Asks Patricia.
"Well, I'm kinda' pissed that these guys are totally BS'ing my wife and she's falling for these remedial pickup lines you'd hear at any bar. But..."
"But, what Paul?" Patricia leans in for the answer.
"But, it kinda' turns me on."
"I knew it!" Candice interjects. "You love the idea that these two guys are undressing me in their heads. Makes you feel like big cock in the henhouse."
"I think that's over-simplifying it. But sure, I'll give you that. It's a real turn on to see my wife making these two big, working-class guys totally check her out."
"Not at first." Candice tries to convince herself.
"Maybe not until you took off the flannel shirt. She's wearing a tight little shirt under and her tits are just jiggling every time she bends over to pick up a box. And, she's wearing these little shorts."
"Did anything inappropriate happen?" Patrica asks.
"No. Candice interjects. There was underlying, stuff. Moving, stress. A new phase in our life. We just both wanted to prove to the world we hadn't grown up and become too boring."
Patricia is fairly impressed with the dime store analysis. "I agree."
"I don't think you'll agree with what happened next. Paul quips. I run out for some more moving supplies and when I come back the three of them are in the spare bedroom. She's showing them her ass."
"From my shorts. It was a silly conversation about cellulite. "
"And of course these two meatheads are like "
No, Mrs. M, you look perfect.
"
"I just stand there until they notice me. Tony starts to say something. I'm like, "
Honey, why don't you show them your tits, too.
"
"And I get really mad at him. But, Paul's like, "
No, I mean I think you have a great ass, but obviously you needed a second and third opinion. And your tits are so huge, don't you want to make sure they're not sagging.
" Candice is on a roll now, "And then I'm like, "
you dick
." But, in a kidding way. At this point I'm pretty sure he's just fucking around with all of us. I grab the bottom of my shirt and fake like I flash them. But, guess what Paul does next? "
Paul says, "
And I'm like, no, like this.
" And I pull up her shirt. "
"Can you believe it?! " Interjects Candice.
By the look on her face, Patricia clearly can not.
"I didn't know you were braless. " Says Paul
"I go to pull down my shirt, but something in my brain stops me and I just leave my tits hanging out there for the boys to get a good long look. "
"And? " Asks Patricia.
"And they totally start complimenting her. Tony is like "
Wow, Mrs. M., you should be proud.
"
"Candice continues, but, Kel gets all street, he's like; "
Baby, those are fine, fine, fine. It's a shame they're only for looking at.
" And then I say "Be careful, my husband might stop the show if you get too randy."
And Kel goes on with, "
No offense, Mr. M. But, your lady has her D cups in my face; I don't really care what you think
."
And then I say, "See Candice? Now what would happen if I wasn't here?"
"Nothing Paul. I'm just kidding around." I say, and I pull down my shirt. " I tell Paul I would never even consider this if he weren't there.
"But, I ask her if she's having fun. She smiles and that's all I need to hear. "
Kel, what would you do to my wife if she flashed her breasts again?"