Originally published elsewhere, given some of the stories that have been published recently, I thought I would share this here too.
No sex, all talk. Enjoy, or not.
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"I'm going to fuck your wife."
"Really, how'd you work that out?"
"It's obvious that she needs a real man. One that can show her what it feels like to have six-and-a-half inches of prime meat in her."
"Oh, is that right?"
"Yep, I'm glad she brought you today. I'm glad I can explain it to you, face to face, mano-a-mano."
"Mano-a-mano implies I'm a man and therefore if she's had me then she won't need you."
"It's just a saying, you know what I mean. There's no point trying to outwit me, cleverer men than you have tried."
"And?"
"And what?"
"Cleverer men have tried to outwit you and..."
"Failed of course."
"Hmmm"
"What are you doing?"
"Oh, sorry, just texting my wife."
"What are you saying? I hope you're not spoiling my surprise."
"What? Oh, no, wouldn't dream of it, look."
'Hi, my love, is everything ok? I'm here with your client already. It's okay, we're having an interesting chat. We've already been seated, so I'll keep an eye out for you. Love Cuddles xxx'
PING
"Ha! Look."
'Cuddles?? What have you been drinking, you knob?'
"She does love me, but sometimes gets a bit, how can I put it, firm when I start getting lovey-dovey"
"Which just proves that she needs a man, you know, to get her back in her place."
"You'd do that for me?"
"Well not really. Let me explain how this is going to work."
"Oh good, I do like it when people explain how things are going to work. It just makes everything that follows, so much easier to deal with."
"It does. So, first I'm going to take her up to a room and fuck her."
"Have you got a room already?"
"What? No, not yet."
"I think they get busy here, why don't you get one booked before she gets here. She does love things to be organised. It'll save you faffing about and paying for it when you are all eager to get up to the room."
"Thanks. You know, I thought you were going to put up some resistance. From what your wife says, she gives the impression that you're a formidable man. I knew you couldn't be that perfect."
"Nobody's that perfect, let alone perfect at all."
"Right...I'll be back in a minute."
"Okay...tum-te-tum.
"Oh, that was quick. All sorted?"
"All done."
"So, you were saying, taking us up to your room."
"No, no. I'm taking her to my room, you can wait here. When I've finished with her, you can take her home."
"How will I know you've fucked her and that she enjoyed it."
"I'll leave my seed in her for you and the smile on her face will tell you everything."
"And this will make her less aggressive towards me, more compliant?"
"Oh, no, you misunderstand. Maybe less aggressive, but she will become compliant to me."
"And you'll tell her to let me have more sex?"
"Still missing the point, she's only to get her sex from me. If she comes on to you, you have to reject her."
"How does that help me?"
"It's a long game. Eventually, she will be begging for sex. At that point, you call me and I will fuck her again, providing she asks. Next time she will have to beg and then her training will begin."