"Want to make a more, uh, interesting bet?"
I stared across the table into the steel gray eyes. They blazed with the fire of competition that characterized our relationship over the years. I too felt combative juices rising. Nothing short of an unequivocal answer would do.
"Yes."
"Since we started our business fifteen years ago, we've met the third Thursday of each month to play cards. In the beginning, for match sticks, it was fun. It was better when we graduated to pennies, then serious money. Now we've both too much money. The excitement's gone- agreed?
"Yes, come to the point." My eyes held steady.
"To regain the excitement, I propose the ultimate bet, new deck, one hand, five card draw. The winner- and I state this succinctly, but delicately as possible-gets to, shall we say, sleep with the losers spouse."
I didn't flinch. I never show weakness, especially to my partner. That had been the hallmark of our rise in the corporate world. We both engaged in hard-fisted business dealings, quick decisions and ruthless gutting of our competitors. But, it was an intriguing bet--not collectable of course. Or, what didn't I know? I couldn't back down.
"Deal." I barked, but felt my gut heave. To steady myself, I sipped my drink and looked around the room. My partner cracked a new deck and began to shuffle. We two were in our private room in an exclusive club atop a building in Tampa. Years ago, we had purchased the building, and started the club with its spectacular view of the bay and switched our card game/meetings from the original ramshackle basement to our own club. However, our meetings had changed over the years. In the beginning there was excitement; a feeling of accomplishment. Now we played lackadaisically and planned business options. All so boring. I felt rising excitement as the cards were dealt.
Two tens, a seven, a three and a two, not bad I thought.
"Bet?" came from across the table.
This is a totally ludicrous bet, but two could play this game, I reasoned. Carefully to show no emotion I answered, "Yes, the loser must actively help the winner in the, ah, shall we say, seduction." Intently I watched the gray eyes for a sign of weakness. There was none.
βIβll see you and loser pays the hotel bills for the big night. Cards?"
"Yes, three?" Damn, I knew my voice was shaking slightly, but I covered by clearing my throat.
I picked up two threes and a queen. That made two pair, queen high; defiantly a strong hand.
My partner took two cards. Hotel bills I thought. Losing your nerve? βSee you and the winner must tell all to the loser in explicit detail, and the loser must listen." At last, I got the reaction I wanted. For a split second I saw the gray eyes widen, then relax.
βCare to raise?β I breathed.
βCheck.β
"Call."
In slow motion, my partner's hand turned. The fanned cards contrasted starkly with the snowy whiteness of the starched tablecloth.
"Two pair, ace high," came from the smug voice across the table.
Damn, I'd lost to that bitch Alice.
"Well my dear, it's certainly been an interesting evening," I said trying to hide my shock.
"Yes, Jean. I did enjoy it. It's late. Perhaps we'd better go now."
I avoided eye contact.
In the elevator, Alice turned to me. "Just a little bit of business. One of us has to do something about Claudia."
"Yes," I agreed. "I'll start tomorrow."
Claudia was already in the office when I arrived. As always, she was beautifully dressed, hair cut fashionably, little makeup. When she stood and brought me messages and coffee, I noted that her figure was abundantly displayed in a tight spandex top complete with that ridicules mini skirt. Ten years younger than Alice or I, she -well, she looked good as always. As she left my office, I noted that her butt was still round and high, whereas mine had began to expand and surrender to the forces of gravity. I dialed the employment agency on my private line. I felt no remorse. Claudia was an excellent secretary, but she distracted our male customers. We just couldn't have that.
Hoping that last night's card game had been a bad dream, I threw myself into a stack of papers. At ten thirty, the intercom went off. This was our private line installed so we could easily communicate.
"Jean, I see by the schedule that you're having lunch with that delicious hunk of a husband of yours at 12:30 today at the Windmyre?"
"Yes."
"Jean honey, you do remember our card game and--the bet?"
"Yes, Alice."
"I want you to call John at 12:30 and cancel."
"But, he'll already be there then?"