Linda sat at the kitchen table staring down at her now empty coffee cup. She was not looking forward, to today's discussion with her husband Jim. Luckily their kids were still at the neighbors, on a sleep over, so at least they weren't going to be here for all the yelling and screaming that she knew was going to happen.
Damm, it started off as just a little innocent flirting, and a few lunches, how could she have let it get so out of control. Linda had known for over a month something was wrong, but after the last round of test results, she knew had to tell Jim. He had gotten up early, and gone to the store for something, so there she sat, just waiting for him to return.
Linda heard the ringing of front door bell, and large truck pulling into the driveway almost at the same time. Not expecting anyone, she just figured someone was lost and looking for directions.
"Can I help you?" she said as she opened the door.
"Linda Gardner?" the man inquired.
"Yes, I'm Linda Gardner, how can I help you?" she asked again.
"I have a work order to pack up your belongings, and transport them to 815 South West 10th Ave," the man told her as he handed Linda the clipboard, all the while yelling for the four men in the truck, to start bringing in the boxes.
"There must be some mistake," Linda told him. "I never placed any such order," she said handing him back his paper work.
"Yes miss I know, the order was placed by a Mr. Jim Gardner a week ago," he replied showing her Jim's signature at the bottom of the sheet.
"Look, my husband will be back shortly, and I'm sure he'll be able to clear up this misunderstanding," Linda replied.
"Mrs. Gardner, I just left your husband twenty minutes ago, and he told me to give you this envelope if you gave me a hard time," he said handing Linda a large manila envelope.
"Now if you don't mind, can you please show us the master bedroom, we were given only one hour to finish this job," he told her.
Linda opened up the envelope and looked briefly at the single sheet of paper. In almost a whisper of a voice, she told the workman, "first room at the top of the stairs, on the right."
The men hurried up the stairs, and for the next 40 minutes were busy packing, and hauling box after box to the truck in the driveway. Every once in a while, they tried to ask Linda a question, but she was mentally somewhere else; so they just did the best they could. Within 50 minutes, they announced that they were done and ready to leave.
"I'll need your signature Mrs. Gardner," the lead workman asked.
Linda scrawled something on the bottom of the paper and they were gone.
Precisely ten minutes later, Linda's father showed up. "Honey," Ken said looking at his awe struck daughter. "Jim asked me to pick up, knowing you'd probably not be in any condition to drive," he explained. "Your mom's waiting for us and the movers to drop off your stuff. We'll put it all in the garage for now, and sort out every thing later," Ken told Linda as he led her out of the house.
"This can't be happening," Linda, said out loud, as Ken helped her into the car. "Where's Jim? If Jim was here, she could straighten out this whole mess with him," she thought to herself. "He would listen to her, wouldn't he?"
A half hour later, Jim did show back up at the house, but with a locksmith. "Change all the locks, including the code on the garage door opener," he instructed the locksmith. "Leave me five sets of keys, and make sure you put a deadbolt on the side garage door," he told him as he entered his now empty house.
Walking upstairs, he found that the men had done a pretty decent job, considering the timetable he'd given them. Looking at his watch he knew he had only fifteen minutes before the next truck arrived. Grabbing a couple of empty cartons, he finished loading the rest of the items the movers had missed, including her makeup and stuff from their bathroom vanity. As he carried down the last two boxes, the next truck pulled up.
His sister Donna walked in with the movers. "Hey girl," Jim said hugging his sister. "Why don't you take the second bedroom on the left, next to the bathroom. It's a lot bigger than the spare room and has a walk in closet," he told her. "We'll rearrange the kids things later."
"No problem, what are you going to do with Linda's car?"
"Her dad is suppose to pick it up later tonight, after he gets done with the movers," he told her. "Take care of things around here for a bit will you, I need to stop off at the office for a minute. I'll bring us back pizza's for tonight," Jim said walking towards the garage.
"No mushrooms," Donna shot back, as she instructed the workmen where to put everything.
"Right on schedule," Jim said looking at his watch.
From his car, Jim could see his three, best friends having a heated discussion with David, a co-worker of his wife; and he didn't look happy. After about five minutes, Bob, one of the three men came over, to where he was parked.
"He thought we were kidding, until I took out my knife. I gave him two choices, be gone in 24 hours or see his dick surgically removed, and not in a hospital. I told him we would be back tomorrow, for his answer," Bob said grinning. "How you holding up buddy?"
"I'll be better tomorrow," he said sadly. "Never thought I'd have to worry about anything like this, but I'll survive." Jim thanked Bob, and said he needed to get going, but he'd see him later at the house.
Jim picked up the copies of the pictures, and receipts the investigator had dropped off, at his office, on Friday afternoon while he was running around. He knew what the envelopes contained, and had no intention of even looking at them; he just needed them for his lawyer. "That was a $1,000.00 down the tubes," he thought to himself, as he looked at the invoice.
After dropping off the envelope at his lawyer's office, Jim picked up four pizzas, a case of beer and headed for home. He planned on getting totally blasted, because after tonight he would be a single parent, and would need to set an example going forward; not like the example of his soon to be ex-wife.
By the time Jim got back, the truck was gone and Donna and a few of her friends were setting up her bedroom. "Hey bro," Donna greeted Jim as he came upstairs. "Where is all the strong help you promised me?" she asked.
"They're finishing up something for me, but should be here in about an hour, why don't we take a break and eat something," he told Donna and her friends.
Bob, and his other buddies, finally showed up just before 4:00, and by 7:00, everyone was sitting around having a few brews and shooting the breeze. Everyone that is, except Jim. Donna finally found him in the den, watching old home movies.
"We're got everything upstairs in my room, and everyone's done eating, is there anything I can get for you?" she inquired.
"Not right now honey, but thanks for asking," Jim replied. "I just need to be alone for a little while that's all,"
"Well I'll be in the kitchen if you need anything," Donna told him as she kissed him on the top of the head, and shut the door.
"I never even saw it coming," Jim said to himself. "How could I have been so blind?"
Just over a month ago, while paying bills on line, Jim came across a bill for a checkup at the local clinic. "Hon, did you go to the doctor a week ago?" he yelled to his wife who was in the kitchen preparing dinner.
"I thought I had the flu and went in for a B12 shot," she yelled back.
"Damn, their rates are getting ridicules," he said under his breath. "$125.00 for an exam and a B12 shot, even after insurance. I'll call them tomorrow, maybe there's a mistake on the bill," he thought to himself; but there wasn't.
"Billing dept please," Jim said as he called from his office the following day.
"How can I help you?" the girl said as she answered.
"Good morning. My wife Linda Gardner was in the clinic two weeks ago, and I believe we were over charge for her visit," he told her. "She had just a routine exam and a B12 shot," he explained to her. "But we were billed $125.00, where it should have been no more than $45.00, after insurance," he told her.
There was a short pause. "Linda Gardner, is that correct the girl asked?"