"This is important to us!" I said to my wife Jane.
"I know it is but do you really have to go this far to make them happy?" She asked not happy with what I had just told her.
"They are a bunch of crazy Aussie Guys who are into drinking beer and chasing women. They like going to titty bars and lord only knows what else so I want to make sure they have a good time while they are here. It is a big deal for our company." I tried to explain again.
She stood there looking at me and then said, "I understand that but hiring a stripper to cook your barbeque topless and serve your beers is a little overboard don't you think?"
"Maybe! But they will love it and it might get us the biggest contract our small company has ever seen." I replied trying to appeal to her business side.
"Men!" She said and turned around and walked off.
She then suddenly stopped and turned around and asked, "And what am I supposed to do while you guys are gawking at a big tittied stripper in MY backyard?"
"You can go next door to Sue's house and peek through the fence once in awhile to make sure everything stays above board like I'm saying it will be." I said proud of myself for coming up with that one.
"Humph!" She turned again and walked down the hallway toward the bedroom.
That went about the way I had expected it to and had put it off as long as possible and too long to change plans. The barbeque was tomorrow and the guys arrived in town first thing in the morning. I had a limo picking them up at the airport bringing them to the house at about eleven thirty just in time for lunch.
The rest of the evening was pretty quiet around our house if you know what I mean.
The next morning came and I was busy in the backyard getting everything ready and looking nice and neat when Jane came through the backdoor.
"When is your stripper supposed to get here?" She sarcastically asked
"She is supposed to get here just before the guys get here so about eleven fifteen or eleven twenty." I answered politely.
I looked at my watch, it was now ten fifteen, and I still needed a shower so I headed in. I passed Jane and gave her a kiss on the cheek as I walked past her.
I was out of the shower and dressed when my cell phone rang at eleven, "Hello?"
"Oh NO!" I exclaimed and Jane walked around the corner to see what I was so upset about.
"Do you know anyone who can take your place?"
"I understand."
"Okay, thanks, bye." I hung up the phone.
"Son of a bitch!" I exclaimed.
"What?" Jane asked.
"Emily the girl that was coming can't make it. Her Dad was rushed to the hospital." I told her.
"She didn't know another girl that could come?" Jane asked.
"Not on such short notice."
"What are you going to do?" Jane asked.
"I guess we will just have a traditional backyard barbeque." I shrugged and turned to walk outside to finish getting everything ready.
I had just fired up the grill and looked at my watch to see it was eleven twenty five and knew the guys would be here any minute when Jane came out the back door.
"What the fuck are you doing?" I asked her as she was wearing a pair of skintight spandex shorts that barely covered her ass and a tiny tube top that barely covered her tits.
I have forgotten to say in the course of my story that Jane is a knockout. She is five foot ten with black hair hanging to her shoulders. Her face has high beautiful cheekbones and her eyes can give a sparkling come fuck me look that will melt any man. Her lips are full and pouty and are what we guys call blowjob lips. Her tits are a full thirty-six double d that taper to a waist that is small and a stomach that is tight from doing sit-ups. Her legs are long, lean and tanned. In short, she looked fantastic.
"This meeting is important to us and the company! I'm not going to go topless though!" She emphasized!
"But my gawd Hon you might as well! Shit there isn't much left to the imagination!" I exclaimed not sure about this.
"It will be okay." She said.
"I'm not sure I want them to see my wife like this!" I said back.
"Okay! I'm not your wife then. I mean I will never see these guys again will I?" She said.
"No probably not." I replied.
"Problem solved! I'm a girl you hired to cook and serve drinks today." She said.
Then I heard the honk of the limo horn. They were here.
"Decision time." Jane looked at me and said.
"Okay." I said and headed for the front door.
Then remembered and turned to her, "Get the wedding pictures in the living room quick!"
She got that shocked look on her face and came jogging in behind me with her big tits bouncing in her tube top.
I went out the front door as the guys were getting out of the limo.
"How was the flight guys?" I said as I approached them trying not to seem as flustered, as I was inside my head right then.
Ben, Dan, Will and Seth were all in their mid thirties as I was and we had always got along well on previous meetings.
"It was not too bad just way too long!" Ben replied as he came toward me to shake hands.
I greeted each of the guys, shook their hands, and invited them in.
As they walked in Seth said, "Really nice home Mate."
"Thanks, come on out back and let's get a cold beer," I said as they followed behind me.
As I stepped through the backdoor my heart was racing a hundred miles an hour as my wife was standing at the grill and although clothed still looked about half naked with what she had on and the fact four men were ready to see her dressed like that.
"Charlie! Is this your wife?" Dan asked.
"Oh no. She is here today to cook our food and get our drinks. Her name is Emily." I answered in my best lie and hope it went over.
"Well then Emily very nice to meet you," Dan said taking her hand, Seth, and Will immediately crowded next to her as well.
At that point, I was wondering if I should have said she was my wife then it might have called off the dogs. Now they thought she was free game.
Ben was talking to me but I was half listening as I watched the guys and tried to hear what they were saying to Jane. She was laughing and flipping the meat and they were scanning every inch of her body.
"Charlie? You okay?" Ben asked.
