"This is important to us!" I said to my wife Jane.
"I know it is but do you really have to go this far to make them happy?" She asked not happy with what I had just told her.
"They are a bunch of crazy Aussie Guys who are into drinking beer and chasing women. They like going to titty bars and lord only knows what else so I want to make sure they have a good time while they are here. It is a big deal for our company." I tried to explain again.
She stood there looking at me and then said, "I understand that but hiring a stripper to cook your barbeque topless and serve your beers is a little overboard don't you think?"
"Maybe! But they will love it and it might get us the biggest contract our small company has ever seen." I replied trying to appeal to her business side.
"Men!" She said and turned around and walked off.
She then suddenly stopped and turned around and asked, "And what am I supposed to do while you guys are gawking at a big tittied stripper in MY backyard?"
"You can go next door to Sue's house and peek through the fence once in awhile to make sure everything stays above board like I'm saying it will be." I said proud of myself for coming up with that one.
"Humph!" She turned again and walked down the hallway toward the bedroom.
That went about the way I had expected it to and had put it off as long as possible and too long to change plans. The barbeque was tomorrow and the guys arrived in town first thing in the morning. I had a limo picking them up at the airport bringing them to the house at about eleven thirty just in time for lunch.
The rest of the evening was pretty quiet around our house if you know what I mean.
The next morning came and I was busy in the backyard getting everything ready and looking nice and neat when Jane came through the backdoor.
"When is your stripper supposed to get here?" She sarcastically asked
"She is supposed to get here just before the guys get here so about eleven fifteen or eleven twenty." I answered politely.
I looked at my watch, it was now ten fifteen, and I still needed a shower so I headed in. I passed Jane and gave her a kiss on the cheek as I walked past her.
I was out of the shower and dressed when my cell phone rang at eleven, "Hello?"
"Oh NO!" I exclaimed and Jane walked around the corner to see what I was so upset about.
"Do you know anyone who can take your place?"
"I understand."
"Okay, thanks, bye." I hung up the phone.
"Son of a bitch!" I exclaimed.
"What?" Jane asked.
"Emily the girl that was coming can't make it. Her Dad was rushed to the hospital." I told her.
"She didn't know another girl that could come?" Jane asked.
"Not on such short notice."
"What are you going to do?" Jane asked.
"I guess we will just have a traditional backyard barbeque." I shrugged and turned to walk outside to finish getting everything ready.
I had just fired up the grill and looked at my watch to see it was eleven twenty five and knew the guys would be here any minute when Jane came out the back door.
"What the fuck are you doing?" I asked her as she was wearing a pair of skintight spandex shorts that barely covered her ass and a tiny tube top that barely covered her tits.
I have forgotten to say in the course of my story that Jane is a knockout. She is five foot ten with black hair hanging to her shoulders. Her face has high beautiful cheekbones and her eyes can give a sparkling come fuck me look that will melt any man. Her lips are full and pouty and are what we guys call blowjob lips. Her tits are a full thirty-six double d that taper to a waist that is small and a stomach that is tight from doing sit-ups. Her legs are long, lean and tanned. In short, she looked fantastic.
"This meeting is important to us and the company! I'm not going to go topless though!" She emphasized!
"But my gawd Hon you might as well! Shit there isn't much left to the imagination!" I exclaimed not sure about this.
"It will be okay." She said.
"I'm not sure I want them to see my wife like this!" I said back.
"Okay! I'm not your wife then. I mean I will never see these guys again will I?" She said.
"No probably not." I replied.
"Problem solved! I'm a girl you hired to cook and serve drinks today." She said.
Then I heard the honk of the limo horn. They were here.
"Decision time." Jane looked at me and said.
"Okay." I said and headed for the front door.
Then remembered and turned to her, "Get the wedding pictures in the living room quick!"
She got that shocked look on her face and came jogging in behind me with her big tits bouncing in her tube top.
I went out the front door as the guys were getting out of the limo.
"How was the flight guys?" I said as I approached them trying not to seem as flustered, as I was inside my head right then.
Ben, Dan, Will and Seth were all in their mid thirties as I was and we had always got along well on previous meetings.
"It was not too bad just way too long!" Ben replied as he came toward me to shake hands.
I greeted each of the guys, shook their hands, and invited them in.
As they walked in Seth said, "Really nice home Mate."
"Thanks, come on out back and let's get a cold beer," I said as they followed behind me.
As I stepped through the backdoor my heart was racing a hundred miles an hour as my wife was standing at the grill and although clothed still looked about half naked with what she had on and the fact four men were ready to see her dressed like that.
"Charlie! Is this your wife?" Dan asked.
"Oh no. She is here today to cook our food and get our drinks. Her name is Emily." I answered in my best lie and hope it went over.
"Well then Emily very nice to meet you," Dan said taking her hand, Seth, and Will immediately crowded next to her as well.
At that point, I was wondering if I should have said she was my wife then it might have called off the dogs. Now they thought she was free game.
Ben was talking to me but I was half listening as I watched the guys and tried to hear what they were saying to Jane. She was laughing and flipping the meat and they were scanning every inch of her body.
"Charlie? You okay?" Ben asked.
"Sure Ben I'm sorry. Just preoccupied with making sure Emily does not burn the food."
"Anyone like a cold beer?" I yelled out hoping to get them off my wife.
"Oh let me get them," Jane said setting down the tongs.
She turned and walked past me rolling her eyes as she headed for the kitchen.
The guys walked over to where Ben and I were standing and Seth said, "Holy shit mate where did you find that fine piece of ass? She is gorgeous."
"I just knew a guy who knew a guy kind of deal." I answered shrugging.
Dan threw in his opinion with, "I'd bend her over the couch in a heartbeat and fuck her till she screamed."
Jane came back out the door with six beers on her tray and each of the guys grabbed one. She set the tray down and took one for herself.
She walked back over to the grill to check on the meat.
All of us stood there and watched her walk. Her shorts had crept up between her ass cheeks, which highlighted her tight globes of flesh as they moved back and forth, as she walked.
"Fuck me that is one fine ass!" Will softly said to the group.
In my mind I was thinking, "This was a bad idea! Come out with the truth!"
Jane was watching the steaks as we all watched her.
I then tried taking the conversation to business as they guzzled down their beers and kept watching my wife. She was doing a good job of downing her beer as well over the hot fire.
I then said, "Why don't we sit down guys over in the shade. It is starting to get warm out here."
"It is and I could use another beer if you don't mind Mate," Will said loud enough that Jane could hear. After all, that is, what he wanted anyway was to see her moving again.
"Sorry guys." She said turning in our direction smiling.
She set down her tongs again and headed inside. She was perspiring now from the heat and her white halter was beginning to get moist. I was getting a slight hint of her areola showing through the damp fabric.
Her big tits moved back and forth in her top as she walked which always mesmerized me when she was sans bra but the guys were really enjoying it.
After she went inside Dan said, "Damn she has a fine set of tits too."
Jane came back out with six more beers and bent over at the table to set them down and then I hated having suggested sitting down. Even my eyes gravitated to her tits which when bent over revealed a large amount of cleavage and left them hanging free inside her tube top.
She sat them down, then took one for herself, and walked back over to the grill.
"Son of a bitch! Charlie I can't believe your wife is allowing you to have this hot little bitch in her house while she is not here." Seth said.
"My gawd boys if she does that again I'm going to get a woody and have to get up and fuck her right here in front of all of you." Will added.
"Too late now" I said to myself. How could I say anything now and they think I had deceived them? Any deals would be off for sure. I was going to just have to suffer through this.
I looked out at my wife as she continued to suck down her beer. I took a long drink of mine as well. It was going to take some alcohol to get through the day for sure.
I tried turning our conversation to business again and all they could discuss was my wife's tits and ass and what they wanted to do to her.
Jane started pulling the steaks off the grill onto a platter and then headed toward us carrying them.
