Edited by R12
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Business had been picking up for me. I had done a boudoir shoot with Sandy, the one of the group of six women I had met at Randy and Joan's house that was getting married soon. I kept myself professional and didn't touch her. At the end of the shoot she said she wanted a couple of nudes so she stripped everything off. I was surprised but pleased. After we finished she said the nudes were just to remember her by and not to include those with the others. If she wasn't engaged she said she would have fucked me right there and then. Why am I so popular lately?
She was getting married in a couple of weeks and I was also doing the wedding shots. Weddings required at least two photographers. Having a woman photographer was ideal so the man could cover the groom getting dressed and the woman could cover the bride getting dressed. Unfortunately the other photographer was a guy friend of mine. He was going to cover the groom getting dressed and I would cover the bride. Later at the wedding and the reception we would both be taking shots. The money shot was the bride getting the wedding dress lowered over her head. My workaround was getting the bridesmaids to call me into the room when the dress was already over her head and covering up anything embarrassing (not like Sandy would mind!). They would have to hold it there until I got a few shots of it.
Sandy called me up the next night and asked me for a favor. She wanted me to photograph the bachelorette party.
"I have never heard of hiring a photographer for the bachelorette party, or for that matter, the bachelor party." I said.
"A girl at work had that done. It turned out great for her party. Of course her photographer was a woman."
"Doesn't what happens at a bachelorette party stay at a bachelorette party?" I asked.
"Oh, don't get me wrong, you would have to be sworn to secrecy and I would be the only one with access to the pictures. I would never let my fiancΓ© get hold of them. In fact we aren't even telling anyone that a photographer will be there. Even all cellphones will be confiscated at the door. Safer that way! We are having a bridal shower for our other, shall we say, more conservative guests."
"All seven of you wild women would be at this drunken party, and knowing you, you probably have a stripper. I would be lucky to get out of there with any clothes on." I laughed.
She laughed and then said "If you are worried about keeping your modesty I can get the girls to promise not to touch you or take your clothes off. Since Joan and Karen have already had their fun with you, do they count?"
"Yes. I don't want them ripping my clothes off either."
"Spoil sport!" she laughed again.
"Would I have to take pictures of the stripper? Penis pictures don't turn me on." I said.
"Oh trust me, that picture of your dick Joan passed around got our motors running."
I blushed and said "That's what I am afraid of."
"Well, I don't want too many penis pictures unless something exciting is happening with the penis!" she giggled.
"I am going to have to talk to Joan about deleting that picture she has. You women are probably texting it around to each other." I laughed.
"Would we do that?" she laughed.
"The seven of us were dorm mates in college. We were all pretty wild then except for Joan although she's coming around. We don't keep any secrets about anything," she smirked.
"Seriously, we aren't hiring a stripper. There will be another guy at the party though for about two hours." Sandy said.
I wondered why that was, but decided not to ask.
"I want to hire you as a combination photographer, driver, security guard, butler, and bartender. I also want you as eye candy and as a dancing partner. Karen says you used to be a bartender and that you are a great dancer. We want you to take us to a restaurant and then to a dance club. Oh, by the way the job pays $200 an hour and I am renting you a tuxedo. I also supply the transportation for you to drive. What do you say?"
I agreed to the arrangement. The things I do for money! I obviously had never been to a bachelorette party and had only heard rumors. Since there was no stripper I thought things might not be too wild. I was wrong!
The night of the party arrived and I picked up each of the women at their homes and drove them to the restaurant. I hoped I didn't get into any trouble for not having a chauffeur's license. I was driving the limo I had picked up earlier and was wearing my rented tux. I had to say I looked pretty damned good when I looked at myself in the mirror. The restaurant put us in a large separate room that Sandy had reserved. There was a small stage there too as well as a well-equipped bar. We were all served a great meal buffet style. I had been explained the rules earlier. I was there at Sandy's beck and call.
"Get me some more of that roast beef Rick." Sandy said.
I bowed from the waist and said "Yes, my lady!" A number of pitchers of draft and pitchers of zombies were on the table. When I wasn't busy filling Sandy's glass I went around filling the other girl's glasses. The main thing I had to worry about was getting my ass patted and pinched as I went around the room. I also got my share of catcalls.
"Make me a martini Rick, one olive and hold the vermouth" Sandy said. I had to watch out when I bent at the waist that my ass didn't get pinched.
I mixed the drink and said "My, you are looking gorgeous today my lady!" as I served the drink. Flattery of the bride to be was part of my job.
After we finished the meal and the others had a few drinks they had me drive them to a dance club. I was Sandy's dance partner exclusively. I also kept a watch on the other girls to make sure none of the girls went home with any guys. The fun apparently hadn't started yet. I noticed when I was dancing with Sandy that her hands seemed to drift downward onto my ass. I kept my hands around her waist and kept pushing her hands back up. She laughed at me. After an hour of dancing I had to go and round up all the "ladies" and make sure I got them back in the car. One guy was pretty pissed at me for breaking up his dance with Ericka. Once everyone was back in the car I took them back to the restaurant. All seven of them changed into t shirts and jeans in the washroom and Sandy put on a sash that said "Bride" and we went back into the room. The other girls were wearing matching t shirts that said "Bridesmaid".
The girls had several more drinks and no one was feeling any pain. I started taking pictures again. There was a penis cake on the table and several more penis related items. The weirdest item was a six foot high inflatable penis! They called it Captain Pecker. They each took a turn sitting on it and giving it's head a lipstick hickie. It had a place at the bottom you could add water to it to weigh down the bottom so it actually stood up. Everyone wanted to get their pictures taken beside it or riding it! Weird! Of course the girls wanted me to whip out my cock and compare it to this one. I didn't. The laughter in that room made we wish I had brought ear protection. They walked around sucking on their cherry flavored penis pops. These ones looked pretty real and even had balls! Every time they passed me they looked at their sucker and then they looked at me!
Another game that they loved was "pin the macho on the man." This was a nude poster of what was supposed to be a hunk with a bulls-eye target covering up his pecker. They put a portrait picture of the groom over the posters head. They blindfolded each other, spun the victim around, and had them trying to tape on a cardboard cutout of a fish onto the target. Several times they pointed the victim at me and I moved out of the way. Then there was the "I have never" drinking game where they had to take a drink if they had ever done what was on the card. I would have been shocked if I hadn't met these girls. A couple of them were pretty drunk after that.
Somebody knocked on the door and I, the butler, was sent to answer it. A guy came in and asked for Sandy. He was carrying a number of easels and other art supplies. Each girl got an easel and he went into another room. When he came back he was wearing a housecoat. He went up on the small stage and took off his housecoat and struck up a pose. He was totally nude! I felt sorry for the guy. He wasn't even in that great a shape. They all started sketching the nude guy. After many hilarious sketches, some of which had huge penises, they all wandered closer to him and even got on stage with him and had me take pictures of them posing with the nude guy. Ericka even grabbed his cock as I snapped the picture. He was horrified. He was supposed to be there for two hours but he made a quick retreat. By that point they were all very, very drunk.
Six of them lined up on the small stage and said they were going to have a beauty contest. With that they all took off their shirts and bras and posed topless on the stage. Didn't I tell you these girls were wild? Evelyn didn't participate. They wanted me to take pictures. After I asked them if they were sure about this, and they all said they were, I started shooting. I was supposed to guess which one of them had implants. I asked them what I won if I guessed right, and they all laughed. They got together and whispered something to each other.
"The girl with implants has agreed to go home with you for a night of the best sex of your life if you guess right." Sandy said.
That sounded interesting! I already knew it wasn't Joan or Karen from personal hands on experience, so to speak, so it was a one in four chance. I figured it was probably one of the larger chested women so I guessed Francine. They all laughed and said "no!" When I asked which one it was they wouldn't tell me! I had a feeling I was being scammed! In the end I had to judge who had the best boobs. I said "Sandy of course!"
Karen said "Smart man!"