I will narrate an incident today which happened on our first anniversary. We were holidaying in a beautiful hilly resort. The place was very famous for its sunset and couples used to kiss and smooch each other and declare their everlasting love while seeing the sun go down from the famous sunset site. When we reached the spot, my wife asked me to drive a little further. We stopped at a grove and we searched a place from where we could have a good view of the sunset. This was a completely secluded spot.
'I want to sit,' my wife said.
'I'll see what I can find around here for you, darling,' I replied.
'I think I have a better idea,' she said. 'Come on, get naked.'
I took off all my clothes and put them at her feet. She took the bundle of clothes and suddenly threw them down the valley. I was aghast. In horror, I tried to speak something but she suddenly put a finger on my lips and said, 'Chairs don't speak and they certainly don't wear clothes.' I knew what I was then. I was a chair. Whenever my wife tells me something, I always try to anticipate what she really wants from me. She wanted to sit so of course, in those hills, I was the best chair available. So I got on all fours and my wife regally sat over me, watching the woods, the valley and the setting sun. 'The sun is about to set now. I know you have been desperate to see the sunset at this place. If you lift your head towards the left, you can easily see the sunset. But, here's the catch. I want you to keep looking down till it's completely dark. I don't want you to see the sunset. Is that clear?'