It took about 2 months before Dani couldn't contain her curiosity any more, when she asked, "What the hell are you writing a book about? How far along are you?"
I looked up from my formerly ratty couch, now replaced with a good one, but covered with a throw (so I could wash the cum stains out, as needed) and squeezed her right boob, tugging on the distended nipple.
"Oh, no, you don't, no more sex from me until you answer the question," she said, as she jerked her bare boob out of my questing fingers and hand and re-covered it with her tiny, triangular bikini swim-suit top. This was a bald-faced lie, of course, as she was sitting on my sofa, naked from the waist down, with legs spread open and her distended clit peeking from her sloppy-wet vaginal lips.
Laughing, I answered, saying, "Look, Dani, it was back after my first divorce. My ex-wife had gotten literally everything from the 'scorched-earth' divorce. You remember I said she'd even managed to fuck my lawyer, so as to get everything I had, leaving me in dire poverty (he was found out and disbarred for that, later). The divorce came close to finishing me, as I was sleeping in my van and eating maybe once a day, cooking found veggies and boiled potatoes on a little camp stove. No computer, not even a cell-phone. But public libraries were still free, so I spent a lot of time there, in heated or air-conditioned comfort."
"One day, when I was bored to tears, for no particular reason, I decided to read a romance novel. Ordinarily, I hated that genre of literature, but I suddenly thought to figure out why I didn't like them. So I settled down to do some literary research. I must have read through 30 books, including some non-fiction stuff, about 'How-To-Write-A-Romance-Novel'. As it turned out, there are some hard-and-fast rules and a lot of soft advice rules about writing romance."
"For instance, go way back in time, and read The Last of the Mohicans. That's romance with a capitol 'R'. It's not just Boy-Meets-Girl. There a lot of twists and turns in that book. But, as it turned out, it was so popular that all the rest of the author's books were just sequels and prequels to that first story."
"So, just as a joke to myself, I sat down at one of the library's computer terminals and started to bang out a romance story. I used every cliche I could think of. Every plot twist that the other books came up with, I shamelessly copied."
"Because I used to own a kilt, I set the locale in Scotland and made the protagonist a Scottish woman. I added dark mystery, by having her wear a titanium-metal collar, as a deep sign that she was, at heart, a submissive person for her One True Love, but that knowledge was to be covered up with steady professional competence. She was to be a McDowell, from the Borders area between Scotland and England. Her family had owned a tower castle there, now in ruins."
"Oh, Dani," I went on, "I threw in everything I could imagine, even managing to figure out that I'd need several prequels, as her personality 'remembered' items from former lives, as physically illustrated by the metal of the collars she wore: titanium for now ... steel for the 1900's ... an iron 'torq' for the Victorian era 1800s ... a bronze 'torc' for the late 1700's ... and gold + amber for the earlier times. Always dropping little hints that there were earlier and later avatars of her ... always with the barest hints that actually, she might be personally immortal. But nothing more than hints or tiny inconsistencies. Oh, I wrote and I wrote and I wrote, saving all the junk on a flash-stick I kept with me all the time. Then I edited and I edited and I edited, trying to keep the level of intrigue and interest going, page by page. I wound up with 5 whole books of romance trash."
"Then I started the dreary task of trying to find a publisher, without an agent. I did have a stroke of luck, when I chanced on a husband-wife-and-daughter team, ready to begin a small publishing business.
But, there came a hitch. It was, well, me. I was Dan Reznick, former Sysadmin to a tech corporation from Columbus, Ohio. There was nothing romantic about any part of me. Sure, I could have adopted a female 'pen-name' but even a casual Internet search would have revealed the truth."
"What my publishers wanted was a Scottish woman as the 'author'. Lovely, with long, dark black hair. Speaking with a distinct Scottish 'burr' to her words and voice. Someone with a completely Scottish name. Someone who could lay claim to at least a little Scottish nobility. Someone who could refer to a family castle in Scotland. Someone vaguely sexy, who was also mysterious, possibly with a vague 'past' hinting at 'dark secrets'. Someone to represent me before the 99% female reading public, on an 'as-told-to' basis. Someone that could appear on the book's preface ... a darkly brooding woman's picture on the dust jacket ... someone who could 'claim' to be Abigail Deeth McDowell."
"So, Dani, now I've gotta find such a woman, and I don't have a lot of time, with initial publication date just a couple of months away."
Dani, at first just open-mouthed in shock, actually giggled, and said, "Well, what about our Abbi? She's Scottish, you can hear a bit of an accent when she talks. You know, the one who hardly ever leaves her apartment and wears all that cover-up clothing when she does. I've been trying to draw her out for months, but she's so up-tight. She needs the paid work. She's a trained actress. If you hire her, then she can pay me the back rent for the last two months and maybe eat something better than the scraps she's living on now."
I said, "You mean the pale white girl in the one-piece bathing suit that doesn't talk to hardly anybody. The one that answers everything I say in one or two words. The one that won't even look at the other topless little cuties that infest this place."
"Yeah," said my lover Dani, "that one."
A frontal attack seemed best, so, when I assured myself that Abbi, in her ratty one-piece cover-up swim-suit, was sitting under an umbrella, deep in a shaded corner, I brought over a picnic lunch for two and simply spread a mid-day feast out in front of her. Two sandwiches, with multi-grain bread, with tasty pastrami deli meat, slathered with mayo and mustard, with lettuce, tomato and cheese. Two bags of chips. Two bottles of spring water. Paper napkins. Paper plates. I spread a paper tablecloth before her, to catch crumbs.
I refused to take 'No, thanks, please' for an answer, saying, "I've got a possible deal for you, but we can't talk business until we've eaten." Which she then did, attacking the food like a starving swarm of locusts.
My 'deal' was all of the meals she could eat, rent + utilities covered too, plus a copy of a simple contract, asking for her services as a historical documentary actress. I'd prepared a cash-filled envelope as an advance on a steady salary.
Lastly, there was a simple agreement, allowing me to use mild hypnosis on her to emphasize certain traits of her Scottish culture and ancestry, as the author's representative of my to-be-published book.
She simply said, "Yes, I'll sign on as your representative. Consider me hired."
I gave her my prepared envelopes, containing enough advanced cash for Dani's back rent + utilities, plus a modest amount more for food and some other clothing. Abbi immediately walked over to Dani and passed over the rental amount to her, and then stood a little straighter, with pride restored, as she strolled away, back to where we sat.
She strolled with a decided hip wiggle, which I, being male, appreciated.
Seizing on my manuscripts, she carefully reviewed everything, including my notes for the sequels and prequels, and made several suggestions as to changes of wordings, grammar and use of expressions, to be more in 'tune' with modern and pre-modern Scottish turns of speech and phrasings.
It turned out that she'd trained herself, as an actress, to specialize in historical documentaries and films, which, as employment in Southern California, didn't pan out enough to support her. Finding Dani's apartments was a stroke of dumb luck, for her.
Surprisingly, Abbi agreed to be hypnotized by me, instantly, saying, "I trust you, completely, as of right now." Demonstrating that, she rolled down the top of her black one-piece swimsuit, to display the tops of her milk-white boobs, just over her nipples.
Smiling shyly, she said, "When can we start? How about right now, over in your apartment, OK? And no, I don't need a witness present. Tell Dani that I meant it when I said I trusted you completely. You'll help make me into your possibly immortal Scottish Mystery Woman author and I'm gonna love becoming her."
Abbi also said, smiling a lot more broadly, "I think you'll like making me into her, too. Sexing included. I'm an actress, so I like becoming someone else. It's gonna be lots of fun."
Then she floored me, by saying, "Oh, yeah, I forgot to say, I'm not a virgin," then asking, "Can you get me to wear a black bikini ... a zip-front little black cocktail dress ... and a no-back, sweeping black, floor-length formal dress (with CFM heels and nothing on underneath), with sexy pride? That would be what your modern Mystery Woman would wear this century, wouldn't it?"
I wondered what fantasies I'd stumbled into.
[Where did I become a hypnotist? Well, I chanced upon a couple of cheap books, when I was dirt-poor, after my first divorce, then discovered I was good at it. I got chances to practice, mostly by word of mouth, around the various singles-groups 'meat-markets,' as cheap entertainment. Ditto fire-eating, too, which, after a couple of minor burns, kept me eating and paid for my car's gasoline, since I was sleeping in it, back then.
A lot of people have strange ideas about a hypnotic induction or a hypnotic state of trance. There is no instant control of a subject's mind and will. No 'look into my eyes ... snap my fingers ... OK, bitch, drop 'em ... get down ... spread ... fuck me...' No blank face, glassy-eyed stare. Instead, you have a person who, at least on the surface, appears to be a willing participant.