"Well, that was a crock of shit." I said as my wife and I got into the car after visiting the marriage guidance counsellor she had engaged after I found out she'd been having an affair for the last two months.
She didn't answer, I didn't stop "How come it's my fucking fault that you had an affair. With the cruises, your new car, and the fact that I praised you for how good you looked, your hair, your dresses even though you're dressing up for him and not for me; how does that make me the bad bastard in all this?"
Looking at her I said. "But at least you stopped seeing him, we better try to get on for the sake of the kids."
I looked at her, she's looking down into her hands. Oh fuck.
I drank too much that night, about two o'clock I needed a piss, the other side of the bed was empty. As I walked to the toilet, I could hear her talking. That's strange because her mobile phone was on the charger next to the bed. It didn't sound like she was talking to herself, so who was she talking to, and on what?
I took the next day off work. I'd done some digging and knew where he lived. At 7:30 in the morning I was knocking on his door, this blonde Greek God opened the door and said. "Hello, what can I do for you?"
"You can stop fucking my wife."
He laughed out loud. "You must be the cucky wimp."
He stopped laughing when my gloved hand including a brass knuckle duster caught him on the left cheek. I pushed him inside and kicked him in the nuts. I dragged him by his poncy blonde hair into the kitchen and threw him into one of his chairs. He sat there looking completely shocked.
I'd a plan. I opened a tin of thick Tomato soup, poured it into a bowl and put it into the microwave setting it for 5 minutes on high power. I placed a phone in front of him and said, "You've got till the microwave pings to tell me everything, dates, times otherwise I'll cut your balls off." I pushed start on the microwave and then record on the phone. He blabbed, times, dates, places, including fucking her cunt on the day before counselling, and up her arse on the day after counselling to show what shit he thought counselling was, I had to agree with him there.
So, she was still fucking him after she told me she'd stopped. And up the arse which she never let me do.