- present day -[date=2006]
It was early morning dark when I was awaken by the pressure from my bladder. Still confused by the mucked up dream I'd been having and tangled in the topsheet and blanket I struggled my way off the bed and scuffed my feet into a pair of slippers. I could hear my wife Megan grumbling incoherently from the other side of the bed. Then she scrunched herself down under the blanket and tried to go back to sleep.
I shuffled to the loo with minimal dripping. Having been well trained, I sat on the toilet. After my halfway hardon relaxed enough, it was a relief to let the piss flow. A wipe and flush, then I looked out the lav door to see the digital clock on my bureau. 5:38 AM, hmmm? A quick wash of my flagging woody, followed by a swish of mouthwash. I knew Meg would appreciate my attention to details. Tossing my pj bottom at the hamper and return to bed.
Climbing back under the covers, I snuggled up to my wife, being careful "with all due deliberation" to poke at her bum with my semi-erection. She grumbled some more and with squinting eyes, muttered something unfriendly about my parentage. Now, I love morning sex, Meg could take it or leave it. If she finally succumbs to my blatant desire then generally it'll turn out to be a good day for the both of us.
She growled "Robert! Be good, dammit!"
I whispered as I nuzzled her neck "Good? I'll be great!" Running a hand over her flank and under her nightshirt.
"Oh Lord! Hardly." Her hand grabs mine and pulls it off her breast, not letting go, she pulls me in closer.
Gently kissing her ear and cheek, I smirked "Very hardly, very Lordly, Madeira my dear."
However, if she refuses to let my old boy slip it to her old girl, there are two paths this could take. A quick blow-job if I'm lucky, but I'll owe her. If not so lucky, just a cursory handjob. Cause she's probably starting her period, always quite uncomfortable for her.
On the dreaded second path, her fanny is painfully swollen in full blown, early menopausal rage and she'll boot me off the bed. Literally! That leaves her weepy all day. I wish her frigging doctors would make up their damn minds about how to treat her. Hell, it makes me want to weep!
Well, so far so good, she's letting me press up against her and even wiggling back a little, if still grumbling.
Oops. Suddenly shoving my arm aside, she slides away from me and off the bed, racing around towards the loo while clutching the front of her nightshirt to her quim. Must have also received an urgent message from her own bladder!
I hear a flush and then water running in the sink, then suddenly a naked Meg came out carrying her damp shirt. She tosses it towards the clothes hamper. With a seductive swivel of her hips that sends her big tit's swinging as she approaches our spousal lovenest. She stops and looks down at me and ponders.
You know that bit women like to do, with the hair falling over their eyes. One arm across her belly to prop up the elbow of the arm of the hand of the finger that is tapping at her dimpled cheeks. Impishly, she winks at me and grins.
Sure as fuck, she knows damn well what seeing her luscious breasts and fur-edged quim does to me. She quietly muses as her eyes rolled-up to ponder the mysteries of our bedroom ceiling.
"Ten to six. Hmmm, I wonder? What to do, what to do? What could I do before I have to raise the children? Perhaps iron my blouse or defrost the freezer? Maybe clean out the kitchen cupboards and lay in new shelf paper?"
Wantonly smirking down at me, pretending she is seeking my opinion. I suddenly reared up from my pillow. Grabbing her nearest arm, I roughly pulled her onto the bed across me. Where she was face too face with my swelling cock. So too speak.
Breathing on it she cooed "Good! Morning! Great Britain!"
Impishly she glances at my surly face through the mess of her dark blonde bangs and quips "Is there any particular reason you wanted me to see this?"
"Jeez, Meg. Have a heart, gimme a blow!"
She smirks "Huh? This doesn't look like a cardiovascular muscle to me."
I had to chuckle, then my skin twitched with excitement as she pursed her lips and blew warm air on the crown. Changing tack, I gently encourage her further up so we can kiss, swapping minty spit before she pulls back.
Back down hovering over my crotch. She took a long, lingering swipe of her hot, wet tongue all along my 19 centimeters, exclaiming "Yum! A piping hot banger for breakfast."
As her lips slipped over my crown and she slopped back and forth for the first half of my length with her mouth, I pulled her legs around and over, straddling my face. Speaking of yummy, there is her lightly furred fanny just starting to pink open and glistening.
With my arms around her hips pulling her arse down over my face. I began to paint her nether lips with my eager tongue, my nose poking at her pucker. Then I stab my tongue into her virginia for that creamy goodness she produces. Lord! I love Megan's sweet-salty-tart flavor and I can never get enough of her earthy, musky, feminine perfume.
A few minutes of sixte-neuf and I was getting close to blowing. My tongue could feel her vaginal contractions. I started suckling at her plumping clitoris, which has her squealing and wiggling. After that first little orgasm, she concentrates back on her sword-swallowing duties and has two-thirds of me engulfed when my muscles started twitching.
Without warning, she pulls her mouth off of my spitting banger with a wet pop! and her hot-buttered muffin off my face, to swivel her body around over me in a quick, graceful pivot. I 'oof!' with her pushing the air out of my lungs as her hands are braced on my chest.
Rudely, she plunges her cunny onto my cock, without a bye-your-leave! Good thing I had grabbed myself and was holding it up for her. Then Cowgirl Meg, the Wild West buckaroo, begins to ride me. (Does Cornwall count?) Leaning over, she kisses me passionately, our tongues stabbing at one another. As her hot, creaming vagina squeezes around and up and down my hydraulic penis. God it feels good! Scrunching up her face, she makes those funny noises as she cums again.
Bull rider? Though these days, steer rider would be more accurate.
She sat up for me to go deeper and for rubbing her hot-pink clit against the pubic hairs at the base of my cock. I started biting and suckling at the large darkly swollen nips of her 34D's waving in my face. Clutching strongly at her bumcheeks as my hips added to the piston action we have going.
Again the pressure rebuilt as we steadily, determinedly, pumped our way from pleasure to ecstasy. My first shot set off her clutching spasms. Each pulse renewing our mutual orgasms as we groaned our happiness into each other's face.
Man! Our loving had always been plenty good enough with the bonus of producing four children. Then last year Megan got into a yoga & pilates class with special instruction in Kegel exercises. Her vagina is now gold medal strong. I'd swear that she could pickup a bowling pin with it!
I thought it was hilarious when Megan joked about 'kegel' as the German name for 9-pin bowling! You can imagine the jocular imagery that resulted.....
For the next few minutes, our sweating bodies laid intertwined. Every slight movement, rubbing skin to skin, triggered small spasms of delicious aftershocks. Only interrupting our slobbering kisses with whispered endearments of mutual love and adoration.
Finally, after a finely final kiss, Meg lifted her head and upper body to reach for a handful of tissues from the box of kleenex on her nightstand. Swinging her legs off the bed, she used the wadding to plug her sopping cunny as she waddled to the loo to clean up. I laid there dozing in smug satisfaction at a good job, well done, old man!
Listening to the shower, my mind started to wander about. Thinking of what I needed to accomplish at my new office this morning to be able to leave work before noon to catch the train back.
Returning to our bedroom, lusty, luscious Megan slips on a pair of knickers and matching bra and then a set of sweats. Enjoying my viewpoint, I continued to lay there, wallowing in that after-great-sex glow. She came around to stand by my side of the bed, while sipping at a bottle of water.
Knowing all too well her wicked sense of humor, I cricked an eye out towards 'Miss Chevious' and gave her one of my patented 'don't you dare muck around with me!' frowns that I had developed to handle the children. Though it seems to be losing it efficacy as they get older.
As Meg carelessly swung the opened bottle over my naked hairy chest and slowly, deliberately, began to tilt it, I suddenly remembered. Damn it! That glare never did work on her. Smartly, I rolled the other direction away from her and off the bed and went in to take my shower and shave.
While the children are noisily chattering and teasing one another at the breakfast table that morning.