"April Fools!" My face turned red. She had gone too far this time. Through out our seven years together, her pranks on April first got worse than the last, but never did I dream that she would go so far as to say my parents were involved in an accident. It was at that moment I vowed that I would get back at her and turn her favorite holiday into her worst nightmare.
To be honest, our relationship had been in peril before that inappropriate prank. I had a feeling Heather had cheated on me but never could find the proof. The only evidence I had was the smell of sex in the air when I got home from work earlier than expected one day. It's one of those things that you just know.
Anyway, after months and months of meticulous planning, the big day was just twenty four hours away. When I got to work my buddy Ryan approached me, looking a bit guilty. "Are you sure you want to go through with this, man? There won't be any going back." I just smiled in response while nodding. He handed me his sister's panties. This one article of clothing would be instrumental in my revenge. "Are you really sure about this?" he asked. I nodded and it looked as though his heart sank a little bit.
The whole day at work I had this knot in my stomach from anticipating the utter train wreck I was about to cause. I almost did think better of what I was going to do. Almost, but then I remembered that smug grin and those two words I had come to dread. That sing song tone of voice that she used while tauntingly shaking her hips. Oh yeah, the bitch has had this coming for a long time.
When I got home Heather was just putting on the finishing touches of her make up. I acted like everything was normal. We chit chatted a little about my day and the crowd she expected at the club she was DJing for, while we ate dinner. I explained that I would be going to work early the next day and I would have breakfast waiting for her in a warm oven when she got home. When we hugged each other, before she left, I knew I was making the correct decision. There just wasn't anything there anymore. That warm feeling was gone. I might as well have been hugging a stranger.
I set the alarm for a couple hours before she would be due to return. Now see, the going to work early bit? That was a crock of shit, just like the breakfast I promised her. I did cook some eggs and I dirtied two plates, leaving them on the table as a slap in the face. She would be confused and annoyed at first. She would have to wonder. But in the bed... wonder would vanish when she found the skimpy black panties I just jacked off into with a week's worth of cum.
I did head off to work early, and sat in the parking lot for a few hours, listening to music until it was finally time for my shift. Through out the day I would randomly picture the look she must have had on her face and it brought me a sick sense of pleasure I'd never felt before. The one thing that sucked was picking up the slack for Ryan, as he had called in sick. By the time I got home I was good and worn out. I had no idea what I'd be arriving to. Would she be there? Would all of my clothes be in the front yard? Would she be waiting for me with a gun in hand? Or... just maybe...
I walked through the front door and there she was, waiting for me. Her hair was disheveled, her make up had been smeared, and it looked suspiciously like she may have had a semen stain on her dress. She walked up and slapped me. Hard. I was a little surprised. Not at being slapped, but that blue and red flash of light that I saw when she slapped me. I managed to force a grin in response and sang the words to her. "April Fooooools!"
The look on her face was amazing. There was anger. There was pain. There was confusion. And then horror crept across her face while she realized that she fell prey to her favorite holiday. But it was so much more than making her think I had cheated on her. Little did she realize just how cruel I had been with this prank. That fear that washed over her face was priceless. I feigned ignorance and instead played the part of a dick who pulled a bad prank and was jacked about it. She would have to deal with the guilt and turmoil while DJing an eight hour set at the night club.