This is a continuation of Reader's Block, a few years down the road. That one scored okay and had plenty of views, but I felt maybe it wasn't understood, because of the bland suspense and tongue-in-cheek. Still, many comments about Mike Hammer and Billy Joel songs told me the effort was appreciated by quite a few. The original was told from the MC, Devon's point of view while this one is told by his protΓ©gΓ©. I still tried to keep the tongue-in-cheek, and 'Mickey Spillane' feel. I strongly urge you to read the first installment because this won't make much sense otherwise.
So, a few advisories: No sex in this one. It could also go in at least two other categories. It's in LW for continuity and has a cheating wife.
Relax; it's just a story, people.
"Hold me closer, tiny dancer," [Wha~at~ever, blah blah - - blahbah]
I didn't actually sing that last part. Especially since I was getting paid to perform. But I said it in my head because I was... well - melancholy.
I'm John Baker, by the way. Maybe you've heard about me. I work at a local watering hole, O'Shay's, and I play piano five nights per week. This is a fairly new career for me but I thoroughly enjoy it.
I suppose, to understand my hum-drum mood, I'll need to explain a few things first.
Three years ago, I was John Baker - an insurance salesman, father, husband - and about as normal a person as possible. That isn't right. I'm still trying to learn how to embrace that part of my life enough, to be honest about it. The truth is I was plain. Vanilla. Boring. At least my wife at the time thought so. That's why she ran around on me.
I started to self-deprecate in booze and I became shackled in lust by porn. I had plenty of good reasons to love my two new-found friends and I told myself often, I deserved something - anything good in my life. By accident, chance, or consequence, I lost my job due to the latter. My self-respect went out the door due to the former.
Fate found me one night at a local watering hole. I usually spent my time across town in a darkened dingy little joint but finding the advertisement under my windshield wiper that evening, I decided to change it up. And that's where I found Devon - or rather, he found me.
Devon, or Triple F, to his readers, changed my life that night. When I called the number on the card he left me, two days later to thank him for giving me my man-card back, he told me I was wrong. He said he'd only given me encouragement and choices and that I'd made all the right ones.
He was like a guardian angel but only because, it turned out, his ex-wife was cheating with the same man mine was. Still, his elaborate plan taught me that I'd only repressed some of my better qualities. They weren't absent, just dormant.
I divorced the cheating bitch I'd been married to for fourteen years. She'd already turned my daughter against me, but three years later, things were starting to improve. At least we texted more often and that was a start.
I found a new job in sales at a food distributor, and over that first year, I decided to go back to my love of music. The guitar was an instrument I'd always wanted to learn to play. The thing was, I figured out pretty quickly, I wouldn't be any good at it. What I was good at, however, since childhood was the piano. Something about those chords spoke to me. I found a part-time gig at O'Shays Irish pub, four nights a week. My confidence was soaring.
That's when I decided to pay it forward - take up the torch for jilted husbands like my mentor had. Devon had told me I was his final project. He'd officially retired from helping husbands get their payback after that night. I wasn't sure I believed him.
For the past two years, I'd been helping betrayed spouses, all men, and hoping I could get them feeling better about themselves. Restoration of self-confidence was my ultimate goal. I know -
John at the bar is a friend of mine
- I'd heard the joke and played the song a million times.
I'd been fairly successful, too. Not always but mostly. A few weren't prepared to receive the help, and a few, I discovered, had treated their wives like shit leading to her actions. Only my investigation of them uncovered that. With my food job, I had extra time to research and often, follow a wayward wife. Preparation was important if I wanted the element of surprise in helping my targets.
Mitch Baxter was on my mind that night. He'd suspected and I'd confirmed his wife, Gwen, was cheating. It wasn't a co-worker as Mitch had come to believe, though. The paramour's name was Mario Garcia. A co-worker had introduced the pair, but Mario operated an onsite paper shredding company that had been contracted by Gwen's employer. I suspected he had some ties to organized crime in our city, based on my surveillance of him.
Due to that fact, I was at a loss as to the next step, in publicly outing and humiliating Mario and Gwen. The idea was to help Mitch, not get him hospitalized or killed. He'd be showing up a bit later and, when he did, I'd ask some more questions to help decide the next course of action.
Mitch walked in just after nine and took a seat at the bar. Tonight's discussion was going to be our most serious one yet, so I wanted him to be more sober than usual. I'd asked my friend behind the bar to pour light.
I was announcing a fifteen-minute break to the medium-sized crowd when I saw something unnerving. Mario Garcia walked into the bar, dressed casually, and scanned the room. His gaze stopped as it landed on Mitch. He found a dark corner booth where it would be hard to notice him. As I started towards Mitch, two other guys, vaguely familiar to me came in and sat two booths down from Mario. Something was definitely wrong.
I said hello to Mitch and led him over to a booth on the opposite side of the bar, having him sit with his back to the other men, so I could keep my eye on them.
"Keep your eyes on me," I told him with concern. "We have company. Any idea why Mario would have followed you here?"
His impulse was to turn around but I kicked him in the shin, hard. "I said, eyes on me!"
His face was a mixture of emotions. Shock and anger were directed towards me but some of that was because he knew Mario was in the room with us. He had murder on his mind.
"Take a drink," I ordered him. "Then calm down."
His demeanor lessened and he did as I instructed. Mitch's ragged breathing began to return to normal.
"I don't know why he's here," he finally said.
"Anything new between you and Gwen?" I asked. "Anything else new, in general?"
"Just her attitude," he responded. "She's been more... loving, more... amorous... like she's having second thoughts. But when I ignore her, her feelings seem hurt and then she starts the verbal assault all over again. I may have mentioned that I know all about her 'new man.' She laughed bitterly and told me if I go for a divorce, I'd better be prepared to cough up everything I own."
I'd told Mitch only two nights previous who was boinking his wife. My proof was a video on my phone of her walking into the guy's big house in a gated community. I'd also given him strict instructions not to spill the beans to his wife.
"Mitch," I exhaled. "We're supposed to be a team here. I want to help you but you've got to stay on script. This guy... you're in way over your head. Now you've led him straight back to me. Rule one: never reveal the troops' positions. I get that you're barely holding it together but you've got to be smart about this."
"Sorry," he said. He looked sorry.
"Stay here," I ordered. "Don't you dare look over toward him. I'm going to the head."
As I walked by the booth with the two thugs and past Mario's booth, I looked them all up and down but not any more or less than I'd do with any patron. I couldn't tell if they were carrying or not but best to assume they were.
While pissing, I thought about who I could call for a favor. I'd need someone to get Mitch out of the bar, and home. Maybe I'd need to get someone to provide Mitch with a bed and a place to stay for a few days. Then, based on what Mario and his boys did afterward, I'd figure my way out of the mess. If Mitch was being followed by the people I'd seen, then they may have watched our previous conversations here.
I took a few minutes to thoroughly dry my hands. It made me think, "
What would Devon do?"
Returning to the bar, I only had a few minutes before my break ended. Coming out of the restroom, put me at Mario's back. He hadn't moved and neither had his posse.
"Miquel Aguilar," I said gleefully, as I put my hand on his left shoulder and gripped tight. "God, it's, been what? Six or seven years?"
See, dry hands? Very important.
He jumped a little. I guessed even gangsters get a little jittery. His face showed a range of emotions as he turned only his head and looked up at me. It took a minute for his response.
"Sorry," he said evenly. "You've got me confused with someone else."