Chapter Thirty
"That's' disgusting!"
The revulsion in my daughter Isobel's phone-crackled voice would have been comical if my news hadn't been so serious. Having made the decision to come clean and let the world know about my pregnancy, I had steeled myself to make the first confessional call to the person I believed was most likely to react badly.
I had called several times during that Sunday in July, exactly a week after Pete and I had returned home from our Manchester adventure, without success. It had been late in the evening before I finally reached her; now I wondered whether it had been a good idea after all.
"That's a horrible thing to say," I protested angrily. "It's a natural process."
"I'm sorry Mum," she backed off quickly. "But for a woman in her fifties to be pregnant..."
She couldn't find the words to finish her sentence.
"I'm only just in my fifties," I protested. "And I know it's unusual..." I began.
"You can say that again."
"I know it's unusual," I repeated doggedly. "And it wasn't planned..."
"I should hope not."
"But your Dad and I are determined to see it through. If nature allows."
"How the Hell did it happen?" she asked, still astonished.
"The same way it happened when you thought you were pregnant, I imagine," I replied sarcastically. "Though in my case not on camera."
That was a cruel dig; my daughter's current single status was the direct result of the circulation of a video of her and a previous boyfriend having sex. That relationship had come to an abrupt end when Izzy had publicly cheated on him after a University ball. She had tried to form a relationship with her seducer but he lived hours away and had himself dumped her as soon as the video file had dropped into his inbox.
It was particularly unfair of me to use this against my daughter because another video existed; one of me being fucked by a lover too but only my husband and I knew this.
Anyway, Izzy's hypocrisy deserved some punishment.
To her credit, she immediately backtracked and her tone became more conciliatory.
"Why couldn't you be grumpy and menopausal like everyone else's Mum?" she asked in an exasperated voice.
"I don't know but I'm not. Your Grandma was the same," I told her in as close to a normal voice as I could manage. "Her menopause came very late indeed. I'm sorry to disappoint you; it's supposed to be a good thing."
There was a pause in which Izzy seemed to be rationalising all I had said.
"When are you due?" she asked quietly.
"December."
"Not at Christmas, please!"
"Only if she's late."
"She? You know it's a girl?"
"We're pretty sure but you can never be certain."
There was a long pause. I sipped my coffee.
"Just a minute!" she said, puzzled. "I thought Dad had the snip years ago?"
I had wondered if my daughter knew about this and if so, how long it would take for her to make the connection. She had been very quick off the mark even for her. Fortunately, Pete and I had prepared our response but this was the first time either of us had used it.
"It must have failed," I frowned, my own face beginning to glow pink. "They do sometimes, especially those done a long time ago.
Izzy snorted but seemed to accept this unsubstantiated statement as a simple fact. Our medical friends would not be so easy to convince.
"So, I'm going to be Auntie Isobel by Christmas," she stated dully.
"No Izzy," I said slowly and clearly. "You're going to have a baby sister."
"Oh God," she said in unconscious repetition of her new soubriquet. "Thanks a bunch, Mum!"
There was no adequate response to this so I remained silent. There was a long pause.
"How long have you known about it?" Izzy eventually asked after she had drawn a deep breath.
"Quite a while," I said ambiguously.
In fact, it was in trying to deal with my daughter's own pregnancy scare several months ago that my own condition had been accidentally revealed, but I didn't want her to know this.
"And you didn't think to tell us?" she demanded.
"I thought it would come to an end of its own accord," I told her. "As you said so brutally, I'm in my fifties. If it did end naturally then nobody ever needed to know. You're the first person I've called with the news."
"So why are you telling me now? What's changed?" she asked.
"I'm past the danger zone," I replied honestly. "From now on it's more likely that the baby will be born than I'll lose it."
"I suppose," Izzy replied vaguely. "How does Dad feel about it?"
"He's a bit anxious just like I am."
"I'll bet he is!"
"But," I persisted. "He's okay about it overall."
"Huh!" she snorted again.
"Besides, by the time we come back from holiday you'll be able to tell. I'm already showing a bit and my tummy will be too big to hide by then."
"Oh God Mum!" she exclaimed in exasperation. "My own mother with a baby bump!"
"Don't get too self-righteous, Isobel Barker," I scolded. "It could easily have been you, remember?"
***
Since my husband Pete and I had decided to let my unplanned pregnancy go as far as nature allowed, I had been dreading this conversation more than any other and had put it off as long as I possibly could. Now, in mid-July and with the curvature of my belly so obvious that even my self-obsessed daughter couldn't miss it, I had decided to bite the bullet and tell her on my own terms.
As Izzy was still at University at least four hours' drive away, those terms involved a telephone conversation rather than the face-to-face heart-to-heart we would usually have had.
Isobel, the youngest of our three children; our rather unjustifiably self-righteous twenty-year-old daughter did not know that the baby growing in my belly was in fact only her half-sister. She did not know that her mother had actually been knocked up during a one-night stand with Darren, the twenty-nine-year-old Personal Trainer at our sports club and ex-lover of my closest friend Julie. But I knew that this lack of knowledge would not stop her adopting the outraged tone I had just encountered.
Izzy was also unaware of my affair with Tony, her best friend's father and one of our closest family friends. It had started early the previous November and, although now definitely over, had been the catalyst from which all our current troubles dated.
Tony had seduced me one Friday afternoon after he and I had unexpectedly met on the train coming home from London. I had been writing one of my erotic stories at the time, one in which he featured as a model for the lead character, so I was already in a state of considerable arousal when he sat down in the seat opposite me.
After ninety minutes of talk and two large glasses of wine, he had driven me home from the station. In my confused state I had failed to remove his hands from my bottom as he gave me his usual 'farewell fondle' and the rest was now history.
Tony had taken immediate advantage of the unexpected opportunity and, in a blitzkrieg of moves so rapid and professionally executed that I didn't realise what was happening, had proceeded to seduce me in the hallway, strip me in the lounge, fuck me on the carpet and inseminate me copiously, all within no more than ten minutes.
I had then lost my mind as well as my morals and embarked on a passionate affair with him. After a month of meeting in secret I had confessed my infidelity to my husband in a fit of guilt one night. Although Pete had been urging me to take a lover for several years, it was still a shock for him to learn that I had finally done what he had said he wanted and had been sleeping with a close friend for a full month.
The shock nearly ended our marriage on the spot but to his credit and my surprise, Pete eventually agreed that the affair could continue subject to a few conditions.
I of course, broke all of those conditions, falling madly in love with Tony, seeing him in secret, planning to leave Pete for him and lying to my husband freely until the inevitable happened; I was caught out.
The painful scene that followed resulted in my husband and I temporarily separating.
It was during this brief separation that I had become pregnant.
Against all the odds, conception had occurred during a tipsy, one-night stand with the young man in his dirty, rumpled bed in his squalid, untidy bedroom in the house he shared with his friend and work colleague Will. Darren had inseminated me at least four times during the full night we had spent together, delivering the best sex I had known in my life up till then.
Protection of any kind hadn't occurred to me; if it had occurred to Darren, he had ignored it.
A few weeks later, Isobel had arrived home believing that she might be pregnant by her ex-boyfriend so we had performed several home tests. Purely by accident, these had revealed that although my daughter wasn't pregnant, I was!
For several months Pete and I had vacillated about what to do. With our lifelong commitments to medicine, neither of us believed in abortion but for a long time that seemed the only possible solution. It was only when we saw the baby moving during an ultrasound scan that we both said out loud that which we had only been thinking; that the only option either of us would accept was to let my pregnancy continue as long as nature intended.
Given my age, statistically this would not be long. Of course, nature being the fickle, capricious creature she is, statistics meant nothing. My pregnancy was going very smoothly, my baby was healthy and it looked like Pete and I would be having a fourth child at the age of fifty-two.