I'm a very successful man... really I am. I have a great job and I'm very rich. I invented a piece of tiny mechanics - essentially a fancy carbon fibre hinge - that is used in millions and millions of mobile phones. I get to go on lecture tours and last year I went to a Buckingham Palace tea party to meet the Queen in recognition of my contribution to British industry. My name is Tim Lang. You may have heard of me. Everywhere I go, I am shown respect and admiration. In my field, I am a real mover and a shaker. I also have a gorgeous, loving wife, Anna, and we have a beautiful 12-year-old daughter. I'm slim and I keep fit, and many people think I'm very handsome in a bookish, professorial way.
But six months ago, my old uncle Jack came to stay, and things started to fall apart... all my wealth and status were worth nothing as he took over my home and life.
He's not a real uncle, an old friend of my Dad's from the navy. My parents are dead now, but somehow Jack has stayed in touch with me. He was around when I was a child, living with us for periods. He never married and often had some young floozy ten or fifteen years his junior hanging off his arm. He always bullied me, wanted me to "be more of a man", when I was a bit of a nerd and into my books and computers. Jack is not, never really was, a good looking man. As a child I thought of him as a Hobbit. He is short and wiry, and now, at 60 years old, entirely bald. He was always incredibly fit and muscled from military service. Jack has a very strong, commanding physical presence to go with his manner. I never understood why my parents liked him so much, why they even tolerated him. He was very forceful and arrogant. He always made crude comments and flirted outrageously with my Mum.
Out of the blue, I got a phone call from Jack. He was in town, wanted to visit, to catch up over dinner. I invited him for the Friday night. Immediately I hung up, I regretted it. He turned up with a bottle of whisky and a suitcase, in the taxi straight from the train station. He'd been in the house five minutes, when he asked if he could stay for a few nights. We couldn't really refuse him without making a big scene. Anna put on a great dinner and we all got a little drunk. It was fun, in its way. Jack was on form, telling stories and charming Anna as only he could. Finally, a little short of midnight, she showed Jack to the guest room and settled him in. Anna came into our bedroom about 20 minutes later with a huge grin on her face.
"What is it?"
I was in bed waiting for her.
"Oh, nothing. You know Jack."
Anna went into the bathroom to remove make up and brush her teeth. She got into bed, dressed in one of her short cotton nighties.
"Tell me. What has he done now?"
"He went on and on about how sexy I was, and asked loads of questions about our sex life."
"Oh God! I'm sorry, I'm so, so sorry. He is such a crude man. I'll ask him to leave tomorrow morning, straight after breakfast."
"No, it's ok Tim. It's funny, sort of."
Anna cuddled up to me, laying her head on my chest, her arm across me and a leg drawn up across my thighs.
"What did he ask?"
"He asked if you could handle such a "sexy wife". How often we did it? What kind of lover you were? Was I satisfied?"
"What did you say?"
"I brushed him off. I'm not talking to him about that sort of thing."
"Good for you. He can be a bit of a bully."
"He went on and on about my bottom... how round and firm it looked, called it "fuckable". Do you think he meant sodomy in the bottom? And my breasts. He said they must jiggle about when you're "pounding away" in me. He is so rude, and it's creepy coming from an old man like that. He wanted a good night kiss. He insisted."
I held my breath, suddenly aware that I was getting an erection. As soon as I became conscious of it, my cock grew iron hard and extended to its full length. I twisted a little trying to keep my penis away from Anna's leg. I didn't want Anna to know.
"He stood in the door, refusing to let me pass. Insisting I give him a kiss on the lips."
Anna held me tighter and her leg came further up pressed onto my hard penis.
"Timmy. Christ. What a disgusting little pervert you are. Your uncle's coming on to me is exciting you, isn't it?"