"What?!" I said genuinely shocked and surprised.
"Yeah..." Simon said a little sheepishly "My own fault really, we kinda knew Steve as a local at the pub. We were down there one night, this was years ago before we knew you and Jess. Anyway we'd been drinking, Hayley found some messages on my phone, from my ex, nothing bad like, but with the drink she kinda got the wrong idea and went off on one about it. We had an argument, I walked away she went back into the pub where Steve was." He paused a second again and looked round. "I got home, cooled down a little bit and thought this is bloody stupid, so walked back to the pub, and yeah...you know that little alley alongside it before the houses, well I caught Hayley and Steve down there, he had her up against the wall, his jeans were round his ankles and her skirt was hitched up going at it."
"Oh shit mate I'm sorry." My mind racing hearing about how Simon had caught Steve fucking Hayley. It was like history repeating itself.
"I stopped them of course, I didn't just stand there like some muppet. We had a bit of an argument, it was all a bit spicy for a while after. Hayley blamed the drink saying she'd only done it because she thought I'd been seeing my ex behind her back. Steve made some excuse about Hayley telling him we'd broken up. Eventually Hayley and I made up and stayed together getting happily married. We liked the pub so weren't going to stop going. I spoke to Steve and warned him away from her. But over time, he joined our group and yeah guess forgiven him, he weren't to know I suppose, but yeah he'll try it on with anyone given half a chance you mark my words. Appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone about him and Hayley."
"God no of course, mate I'm really sorry. Must have been tough for you."
"No it's ok, like I said I warned him, and times passed Hayley and me are happily married, and it's not like I've always been an angel. But yeah watch Steve, especially with Rob out of the picture. He'll try something with Lauren, and watch he doesn't sniff around your Jess as well, especially after her oral demo earlier." He said sly smile on his face.
"Oh yeah of course, no we're sound, but yeah I'll remember that." I said back...wishing I'd heard that from him several months ago maybe.
"Anyway I'm off up, have a good night, and turn the music down in a bit." And with that Simon headed up to bed, just as Jess came into the kitchen.
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I was still reeling from Simon's news, Steve had not just fucked my wife, but he had previously fucked Simon's wife as well.
Jess was back in her dress, heels and make up touched up, "What have I missed?" She asked.
I grabbed her hand and pulled her towards me.
"Shhh." I said. "Steve's outside with Lauren in the hot tub, Simon thinks he might try it on with her." I whispered so as not to be heard by those outside, although the music drowned out most noise.
"Oh might he indeed?" Jess said.
"Yeah, and it's not just you he's had his way with, but Simon told me that he fucked Hayley years ago, some drunken thing, he just uses anyone to have his way with." I said to her.
Jess looked a little taken back, but not surprised, she was still processing it when I heard Steve loudly shout from outside.
"Oh, looks like we need a refill!" I saw him shaking the empty champagne bottle, Lauren still sat opposite.
"You stay comfy, let me go grab another, and see where all those boring fucks have gone."
He stood up, his big bald head raising up, then his hairy chest and belly over the top of his boxers, now soaked, clinging around the long fat bulge hanging between his legs.
I could tell Lauren was looking up at it, and then she quickly looked away as he made his way out of the hot tub.
Jess and I stood watching as he swaggered into the kitchen where we were.
"Oh hello lovebirds." He said sarcastically chuckling to himself as he dropped the empty bottle in the bin and headed over to the fridge.
"Where the fuck have the other two got to?" He shouted over the music to us.
"Gone to bed." I said.
"Useless pricks." He muttered back. "You two fancy joining me and Lauren in the hot tub then?" He asked.
"Err...I don't think so." I sort of said back.
"And Lauren wouldn't be up for anything like that." Jess said interrupting me.
"Why not?" Steve asked, looking over his shoulder at us. "You certainly enjoyed it." His mouth turning to smirk glaring at Jess.
"Look don't mess with another marriage." I said pleadingly to him.
"I'm not doing anything." He said faux protesting innocence putting his hands up. "The women make a choice...and I think Lauren might need it more than your mrs did, she's so wound up and I doubt Rob pays her much attention. I've already got her down to just those little frenchies mind, not a bad view is it Alex? Although not as tidy as Jess of course." He said nodding to my mrs, "Noticed a bit of bush through the lace, but I'll work with it."
"Urgh, you are vile." Jess said to him.
"You weren't saying that earlier darling". He retorted.
"She may be a bit tipsy, but Lauren isnt as stupid as to do anything with you." Jess went on.
"Careful...your not doing yourself any favours there." He said turning to look at Lauren in the hot tub. "But you are right, she won't be as easy as you, we know you secretly love a bit of filth." Jess glared at him then looked to me, sheepishly darting her eyes away again, "And I doubt she'd do anything if she thought people were likely to interrupt us...I tell you what, let's have a bet." He turned back to face us.
"Oh Christ no, not again." I said, butterflies in my stomach and cock twitching at the thought of what might happen.
"Turn the music down, dim the lights, and keep quiet, I'll go and tell her everyone's gone to bed and work my magic." He said reaching down giving his cock a grotesque grab, Jess following his hand watching it, a slight shift of her weight from one leg to the other.
Steve carried on. "If she rejects me and heads up to Rob like a good wife, then you would have proven me wrong, I'll sleep on the sofa, and never mention or make any remarks on the things the people in this room have done."
"And if she doesn't reject you?" Jess asked.
"Then once I've finished seeing to her I'll be joining you and Alex in your room, and I'll have you screaming louder then that barmaid, and Alex can be a good boy and sit and watch in the corner."
"You fucker." Jess said. "You think I'm going to fall for that again, and bet on whether you can corrupt my friend and maybe ruin her marriage?"
I stood there saying nothing as the two of them sparred, knowing how this had previously ended up, both nervous and excited.
"Well if you think your friend is that pure maybe you'll prove me wrong for once...could be a win win for you." He said with a wink at her.
Jess shook her head. "You cheeky fucker...no I'm not having it, I may make mistakes, but Lauren won't go near you, trust me you're not irresistible."
"Are we on then?" He said to her.
Jess looked at me, I said nothing.
"Fine, but we're waiting here to see so you don't give us any bullshit."
"Haha good girl, Alex stop standing looking gormless, go and dim the music, turn off the lights and try not give yourselves away, now see how a man does it." He turned and started heading back outside, but stopped just by the door, turning back to face Jess."Oh and babe, I'll try and make sure I've got some left in the tank for ya, haha."
And with that he turned and headed back out to join Lauren in the hot tub.
